Sometimes, I imagine having a Sandevistan and using it to slow time to 1%, or basically speeding me up 100X, and then stubbing my toe, except because I'm going at 100X, that toe is crushed and turned into liquid or something
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Cambrian
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"Back in my day, games used to be good"
When you're at that point where you're buying games on steam and not noticing or remembering you did that until a month later when you're scrolling through emails and noticing the receipts
and that's why all farming games should include romance and harems
farming sims and dating sims should be the same since you're spreading seed either way
I just realized your name is an abbreviation for 'cum brain'
No, I must resist the commercialism, consumerism, and capitalism and not eat that snickers, damn it!
bruh bro low key high key on god say less finna gucci you doin too much absolute cinema cap no cap rizz mood sigma bussin gyatt baka
I ate too many snickersGive a quick check and noticed that you have too many fish here, need to diverse diet a bit
(here are funny discord comment I found):
Shiro is like Cambrian with plot, but twisted to be brainwashing, corruption, blackmail and rape
Shiro is 'Nega-Cambrian' ! It all make sense now
Still can't believe they made naruto crocs
I still haven't gotten that snickers yet, wtf
Fuck, I wanna eat a snickers now
It's funny how common cannibalism is among gods, well, I mean, like, gods eating humans, not just over here where gods turn people into drugs/pills/elixirs like in Dream of Red Mansion, or demons like in Journey to the West, but you see like Zeus or his dad eating people too, and it's like, you'd think gods are above that, but it's like to gods, people are like talking, walking M&M candies
Don't know why it's a trope for a student (boy) to go to a student's (girl) house to study, and they're like too shy or whatever, and then that student (boy) goes to the bathroom, and for some reason the older woman (big sister/mom/aunt/etc.) just happens to not lock the door, so they bang
Like, it happens so much, do all these houses have that great sound isolation?? And what about the stains???
Lmao that one dude who didn't like the spider girls and was wondering which "girl" Nezha is in the monkey game ahahahahahahahahaa
There ought to be more games where you can marry every pretty person in the entire game
You'd think that with all the new characters in video games with disabilities there'd be more demiliches, but nope, no representation for people with only a skull left.
from the looks of it, Harambe started the last internet decade, Concord started this new internet decade
Maybe they're right, maybe Nintendo is IRL Arasaka
Halo is as retro as Pacman
You know, it's like, starbucks really dropped the ball this year, look at luckin coffee, they did a journey to the west event, you can even get a drinking straw styled like the monkey stick
pumpkin spice is just cinnamon and nutmeg, it's all a lie
So anyway, lacking game again
Stupid people do stupid things.
But there's actually a lot of beautiful ladies in the Journey to the West setting even outside of monkey game;
Yaochi/Queen Mother of the West/Empress of Heaven (sometimes one person, sometimes multiple)
Seven Fairies of the Peach Garden
Chang E and Jade Bunnygirl on the Moon
Jiutian Xuannv
... lots more, but it's like, Erlang's hot milf mom who's also the Jade Emperor's imouto, that kind of side character lmao
The thing is about etymology, you know, "clone" is from plant off-shooting, "doppelganger" is double gang like spit roasting in bed, while "分身" is literally body splitting,
So anyway, a monkey's butt hair
Back during monkey king times, they didn't have toilet paper, instead, they used pieces of bamboo and scrape it off
It's because one of the first lines in the game, in the intro, is about how all the monkeys are dead, so all the monkeys that come after have to be clones, or other beings in disguise, right?
in the end, it was
all a dream of a monkey
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