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Cambrian

Cambrian

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  • d.fish
    It's really strange that there's so few doujins where the male is handsome and manipulative, has multiple girlfriends behind each others' backs but doesn't hurt their feelings and maintains affectionate bonds, etc. though it seems like this happens far more in real life than some improbable shit about shy childhood friend getting true love or some ugly bastard succeeding in blackmail.
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    d.fish
    But in western comics, the attractive male as a the male character happens more than some gloomy dumbass or some fat bastard (of course, it still happens, but it's rarer). I don't understand this contrast.
    d.fish
    Fanfics about Baldur's Gate 1 are so much more fun than Baldur's Gate 3 fanfics, but the people in BG1 are just as ugly as BG3 characters, like maybe only some characters in BG2 are alright...
    d.fish
    Maybe in Witcher 4, players can romance both boys and girls, considering how Ciri can swing both ways. Hm...
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    Oh yeah, 100% there will be both male and female romance options lmao.

    And most of the guys who play Witcher 4 will likely choose to have Ciri romance a female, pfft.
    d.fish
    d.fish
    New Ciri looks less like someone up for romance and more like someone up for settling down...
    d.fish
    The idea of "staying relevant" reminds me that one day some kid who says skibiddi and rizz will come and take my job, probably. Probably vapes too.
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    Yus
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    NumberSix
    NumberSix
    Given how zoomers are hopelessly addicted to quick social media dopamine hits and even millennials consider them a lost cause and unemployable I would not be updating my CV just now if I were you. 🤣
    NumberSix
    NumberSix
    Just for the record. I am a millennial, but I hate my generation because they show many of the same traits as those they dislike in zoomers.
    Only zoomers are worse, so much worse my generation bitches about them. 🤣
    d.fish
    How do you write 'emotionless sex' into text? Like it sometimes goes really well in art or even in real life, but in text it seems kind of hard to imagine.
    d.fish
    Remember when you cared about post:like ratio? I remember when I did, haha
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    I kind of overlooked that, yeah, that makes sense. I don't even have a twitter, so I don't know lol. Then you must stay on top of things in the lewd industry, huh?
    Cambrian
    Cambrian
    Eh, sort of lol. Probably not as well as I should or could. It's why I still call myself a paid writer and not a professional writer. Even after all these years I'm still hopelessly amateur at some things pfft
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    Gotta find some way to level up lol
    d.fish
    Feels like good stories are the ones where when you're a kid, you sympathize with the hero, and then when you're an adult, you sympathize with the villain, but it's not always the case, I guess.
    d.fish
    So I found one, but it turns out that this kind of premise is really hard to pull off, so it turned out to be a trash story, alas
    d.fish
    Looking back, Baldur's Gate 1 was a really fun story, really brought me into the setting of Faerun, unlike Neverwinter Nights or Icewind Dale. It sometimes makes me imagine if I were in the setting, but as a thousand year old red dragon instead of a level 1 trash.
    d.fish
    You'd think with all the porn, and the tech, and the smut made for Overwatch, that there'd be at least some of that made for Marvel Rivals
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    Only a matter of time if it actually manages to dethrone Overwatch. Could be a full blown Porn Renaissance
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    That'll be telling, I mean, Netease isn't going to make the same mistake as Blizzard did and do the game/story into a corner, but I don't see them making good CGI trailers for the sexy characters either
    d.fish
    If one dip made Achilles invulnerable except for that heel, why didn't she just double dip him while holding the other heel?
    d.fish
    In a way, countries where private paternity tests are illegal could be said to be pro-NTR countries, maybe
    d.fish
    Lmao this story where the MC refers to Illidan as "Mr. Dan"
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    d.fish
    Oh shit, hahaha, "President Sa" is Sargeras
    d.fish
    d.fish
    And Tyrande is "Grandma Tai"

    ... and there's a weird meme about how Tyrande passes the lonely nights with a stalk of dried banana
    d.fish
    I feel like such an illiterate idiot for not realizing that not only is human x undead canon, but there's ways to make it work for the undead to feel pleasure.

    wowpedia.fandom.com

    A Steamy Romance Novel: Forbidden Love

    A Steamy Romance Novel: Forbidden Love can be obtained by pickpocketing humanoids in Northrend. Additionally, Martar the Not-So-Smart in Jade Forest drops it as well.
    wowpedia.fandom.com wowpedia.fandom.com

    Or maybe it's just something gnolls read when they can't get laid?
    Orphus
    Hey, can someone other than enigmatic commission a chapter for "Chaldea Subjugation Organization"?
    Cambrian
    Cambrian
    Nah I don't allow anyone except for the original commissioner to commission continuations of a story. Also, I'm not taking new commissioners at this time anyways, my schedule is full up
    Dragon Fire
    Saw your story on fanfiction.net. Loved your lemon story. What do you think of a story with an individual with a symbiote? What will it take you to convince you to write a story with that concept?
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    Cambrian
    Lmao, schedule is a bit to full for me to take suggestions but you should try out my story The XXX-Gene. Or look up and old fic of mine called Breaking Point.
    Dragon Fire
    Dragon Fire
    What are they about? Fanfiction.net is banned in my country btw.
    Cambrian
    Cambrian
    The XXX-Gene is about a Mutant OC who gets stronger from having sex, and gets additional powers from having sex with powered women. Breaking Point is an old story that's literally Symbiote!Peter, though it's darker and more sex oriented.

    Both can be found on this website if you search under my username with their titles.
    d.fish
    With how they're adding AI to everything, like even notepad, I'm wondering when someone will add AI to terribly written fanfiction smut.
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    Cambrian
    It already exists in the form of Character AI lol. There's like a million websites all trying to make a buck off of it too.
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    Wow that's awful and awesome
    d.fish
    This is an Inspirational as Fuck.

    And this is an Inspirational as Fuck that has ascended beyond Fuck, or an Inspirational as Fuck Too as I call it.

    And this... is... Inspirational as Fuck REEEEEE
    d.fish
    Sometimes, I imagine having a Sandevistan and using it to slow time to 1%, or basically speeding me up 100X, and then stubbing my toe, except because I'm going at 100X, that toe is crushed and turned into liquid or something
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