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"You are reborn as the new elf king!"
"Nah, too tiring."
"It is your destiny to lead our armies!"
"Nah, too tiring."
"Our vast forests will be under your management!"
"Nah, too tiring."
"You will master our mystic magicks!"
"Nah, too tiring."
"The many elven beauties will become your brides!"
"I am your new elf king!"
"... Aren't you too tired?"
When you were going out for a midnight snack last night, a giant truck sped towards you at dickbreaking speeds, transformed into a giant nuclear robot, then swung a truck-sized fist at you. The last thing you heard was, "SHOUNEN! IT IS TIME TO GO TO ANOTHER WORLD!"
"You haven't seen your missing best friend for a whole year, and suddenly he dials you, but when you pick up, it's a cute little girl on the other side who says your best friend is her dad and he made you her godfather, and she needs your help because mom and dad are gone. When you tap the GPS location she sends, you are isekaied to the past where Aku has yet to start his reign..."
"You were just happily living your life but a mud truck trying to achieve its annual KPI crashed into you while you were swiping away at your phone on the twentieth floor of your apartment complex causing you to isekai with nothing but a phone filled with lewds..."
Excuse me, could you elaborate on mana zenin's film edit extension technique? i dont really get it, is it like being able to retain one's highest speed while using projection sorcery? so it eliminates the need to buildup speed?
"A female ghost comes to your door at midnight. What do you do?"
"I slap the female ghost left and right, strip her and spank her, and tell her that there are no ghosts in this world!"
I just ran across No Chill. XD
I absolutely love that style of absolute bullshit, and you're bar none the best at writing it. I don't know if you plan to return to it, and I'm sure you're working on something else I'll go read next, but I'm still sad to see it on hiatus. EDIT: I want to see Ophis' reaction when he uses the Infinite Improbability Search Engine. I bet it'll be a... unique experience.
"This is Great Saiyaman."
"Oh you changed your outfit, how cringe."
"And this is to be BASED beyond Great Saiyaman. I call it Great Saiyaman 2."
"So you're even cringier now, bruh, low key doin too much."
"And this... is... to go even further beyond!!!"
I was reading your fic about Asterios. Is a good fic. I recommend that you read the story "The house of Asterion" from Borges. Sorry for my english, it's not my language