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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Yang's Bullying

    I mean this could work for Pyrrha... But Yang could verge towards bullying a few times in the show. Sooo... Yang steals Jaune's lunch. Yang: "My lunch now, VB!" Jaune: "Wha-Seriously?!" She does it again and runs off. Yang: "Loved your sandwich! Gonna love this one, too!" Jaune: "YANG...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Extras: Original Character, Do Steal: Colonel Eamon Badger, James Ironwood and Sienna Khan's Old Commanding Officer

    Name: Colonel Eamon Badger Allusion: Mr. Badger from The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame, embodying wisdom, loyalty, and a protective, grounded nature. Naming Process: Eamon, derived from Old Irish meaning "guardian" or "protector," reflects his role as a steadfast leader and mentor...
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    [RWBY] The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War!
    Threadmarks: Meanwhile with the Parents... 2

    The conference room in Beacon Academy was one of many, a sturdy, oak-paneled space, its windows overlooking the sunlit fields of the academy gardens. Athena Nikos, her crimson hair swept into an elegant bun, paced with theatrical flair, her emerald eyes alight with passion, her flowing dress...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: The Arc Clan: Tangy, Phillip, Arturia, and Uncle Zechs

    Phillip Graves walked into the office in Vale's government building that his niece was using. Honestly, he was proud of her: The troops she had stationed around the area were all sharp and eyeing him with suspicion, and were in regular uniform rather than the elaborate dress uniforms Varnholt...
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    [RWBY] The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War!
    Threadmarks: Combat Class with Glynda 2

    The class started fairly normally. Jaune, the other future brides, and the children sat down in one section of the seating, and the rest of the students took the other seats. Glynda noted the chattering and stares at Jaune and the others, and cleared her throat to get their attention back on...
  6. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Extras: The Arc Clan: Total Ridiculousness

    Of course I was tempted to go even sillier with the Arc Clan. Even more ridiculous. All was lost. Salem loomed over them, a terrifying specter of death. Even Blake and Yang's incredible lesbian love couldn't defeat her... So they broke up immediately after. Sun helped Blake get over things real...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Further SSSN Misadventures

    With how I write Team SSSN, Sun being a bit like Abridged!Son Goku, and Sage, Scarlet, and Neptune being like Piccolo, Tien and Yamcha respectively, it amuses me to no end to write Neptune as a spazz behind his front of being a cool, confident playboy. Oh sure he's perfectly competent in a fight...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Honestly, Neptune is a playboy who flirts with everything that moves and was putting the moves on Weiss. And was willing to stand her up at the Dance than reveal he didn't know how to dance. Just turn up his asshole levels a little and make him a comical buttmonkey and you can have a real...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Jaune, Team SSSN, and MILFs

    The Beacon Academy JNPR common room was a lively mess, with snack wrappers and open books strewn across the table, the late evening light filtering through the windows. Team SSSN and Jaune Arc sprawled across the couches, the air thick with banter and the faint hum of Aura from their earlier...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Yeah, but it's still a cool Semblance and he's still grossed out by Sage commenting on how hot his Nana was.
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Sage's Semblance

    Sage Ayana has the Semblance of Psychometry. Sage: "Jaune. May I examine your sword?" Jaune: "Hm? Oh, sure." Sage: "I like to try my Semblance on older weapons, and since yours is the oldest one here, I think it would be a unique experience." Jaune: "Er... Sure." Sage touches Crocea Mors...
  12. AndrewJTalon

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Again, I'm taking inspiration from Baywatch which ran for 11 seasons and was the most watched TV in human history. Not because it was good, because... It wasn't. But it was hilarious and had plenty of sexy T&A before internet porn became big. Rewatching it... It is so baffling terrible and...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Same reason they put Hulk Hogan into various movies.
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: ValeWatch 3

    Once again, our heroes are tuning in for another episode of ValeWatch. Even Weiss has gotten into making fun of the stupid show. Weiss: "Vikings... Frozen Vikings from Solitas. They were in an ice berg, unfroze, and attacked the city." Yang: laughing her ass off Jaune: ditto Ruby: "Ugh...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Valewatch 2

    Blake: "What's next? Lifeguards fighting samurai? Or ninjas? Or ninja samurai?!" Jaune: "Actually, they already had episodes with samurai. And ninja. And ninja samurai." Blake: "Wait. What." Yang: "Yeah! Dave Hoff put away a Fuujin crimelord and when he gets out of jail, he comes after Dave...
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