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    Heads are big.

    Heads are big.
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    If the answer is yes, you may have massive yaoi hands.

    If the answer is yes, you may have massive yaoi hands.
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    Thus, when asking yourself if the anime character's boobs, each larger than their head, are an...

    Thus, when asking yourself if the anime character's boobs, each larger than their head, are an n-cup or smaller, ask yourself if a typical adult splitting the difference between 7.6 and 6.8 inches (okay that doesn't actually average to 7 inches but let's ignore that for a second) could wrap a...
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    Thus, the average spherical cow adult, with an approximately seven inch long hand from the base...

    Thus, the average spherical cow adult, with an approximately seven inch long hand from the base of the palm to the tip of the middle finger should theoretically be able to wrap their hand sideways around the chest, from the base of one n-cup where it diverges from the underbust all the way to...
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    A musing: in the USA the difference between underbust and bust measurements from the center of...

    A musing: in the USA the difference between underbust and bust measurements from the center of the chest to the center of the chest which defines an N cup is 14 inches.
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    *poke poke the elf ears*

    *poke poke the elf ears*
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    Asking how black pudding, figgy pudding, and yorkshire pudding can all be pudding when they...

    Asking how black pudding, figgy pudding, and yorkshire pudding can all be pudding when they aren't similar at all is a bit like asking why a hyena, a bear, and a seal can be so different when they're all carnivorans.
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    And because Americans weren't really eating any other puddings very regularly, eventually those...

    And because Americans weren't really eating any other puddings very regularly, eventually those unrelated but convergently evolved desserts were all that was left being called 'pudding' in American parlance.
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    By contrast, the American use of the word pudding is a polyphyletic pseudo-group of dishes...

    By contrast, the American use of the word pudding is a polyphyletic pseudo-group of dishes Americans thought seemed similar, and the milk custard desserts and blancmanges it generally refers to are not pudding in the British tradition, from which many of them originate. Americans just seem to...
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    The British use of the word pudding, which at first seems like it could refer to everything, is...

    The British use of the word pudding, which at first seems like it could refer to everything, is actually best understood as a monophyletic clade of British dishes descended from the French Boudin Noir (from which we get the word pudding), a blood sausage and probably the direct parent of black...
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    Here's some tidbits for people who wonder why England calls a blood sausage 'black pudding' and...

    Here's some tidbits for people who wonder why England calls a blood sausage 'black pudding' and why yorkshire pudding is a pudding when in America pudding refers to milk custard desserts and a few similar things, like rice pudding and bread pudding!
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    Also, for the first time, a desktop computer running sweet, succulent, Debian LiGNUx.

    Also, for the first time, a desktop computer running sweet, succulent, Debian LiGNUx.
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    A new computer rises today in glory, giving me new hardware capabilities for the first time...

    A new computer rises today in glory, giving me new hardware capabilities for the first time since 2015!
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    After 10,000 years Lyrical Nanoha lives again.

    After 10,000 years Lyrical Nanoha lives again.
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    Don't forget the possibility that it's meant in the sense that the size of the pig is mid, as...

    Don't forget the possibility that it's meant in the sense that the size of the pig is mid, as in, neither hype nor cringe.
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