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Student of Zelretch

Birthday
February 20
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Wisconsin, USA
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"All right," she said cheerfully, "so stop me if you've heard this one before, but there's a joke from Levant I just love. So three princes – one Arlesite, one Alamans and one Lycaonese – and the Dead King walk into a tavern, looking for a hot meal. So the tavern keeper apologizes, says he's out and his last bowl of stew went to the woman in the corner with her baby, maybe they can get it off of her. So the Arlesite prince, he walks up to her, and says 'Good woman, I will duel you for this stew'. She refuses, because really fuck Arlesites. So then the Alamans prince walks up to her and says 'Good woman, as your rightful liege I deserve this stew more than you, hand it over'. She refuses, because she paid her taxes so she doesn't owe shit to no one. So then the Lycaonese prince walks over, looks at the Dead King - that's you! – and goes all grim. He says 'I'm fine with starving, so long as the Dead King doesn't get the stew'. Then the Dead King walks up and says 'You guys can fight over the stew, I'll just-"
- The Wandering Bard
"Eat the baby." - The Dead King
Apparently I'm a mod now. Do not desire to be the subject of the rainbow.

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