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    Execute (Original)

    I try to hint as to these things, but that is intentional. The idea, more or less, is to reflect the fact that she's doing these things in a way that most people wouldn't pick up on and the best way to reflect that is to even mostly conceal it from the reader. Though, again, I am attempting to...
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    Now, to be fair; he wasn't 'just' a guy looking for a blowjob. I've nothing against that, given I live in a country where sex work is completely legal. He approached after she flashed her school uniform, was nervous when he asked about her age, and well... Look, she's meant to be around...
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    I'm going to have to carefully resist the urge to rewrite every other chapter of this and just accept it as it is.
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    The stupid fucking ‘skeleton key’ was a trick. It had to be. He, ‘Malcolm’, was screwing with me somehow. There was absolutely no way a thing like that should work, anyone could see it, and none of my testing was able to get it to do anything but open the most basic of his stupid practice locks...
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    XF2 upgrade

    There isn't a sunk cost here, there's an investment; because the realistic alternative is to just abandon QQ entirely. 'With the right devs'? What, ones that don't mind being paid in free porn and pixie dust? Because every passing update to XF2 makes it inherently more secure than XF1, which...
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    XF2 upgrade

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    XF2 upgrade

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    Coronavirus COVID-19 Pandemic

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    Coronavirus COVID-19 Pandemic

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    I was going to say some things but, frankly, Aleh said it better than I could. Instead I shall simply descend to deal out my usual punishment. TrAiT0r, by posting this pathetic and idiotic tripe you have successfully earned yourself the disdain of all of the people posting here because of...
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    Coronavirus COVID-19 Pandemic

    Boy, that sure is a thing you said, huh. You said a lot of things today, and of them that is one. Maybe, in the future, you can consider not politicising the global pandemic quite so hard given that exact attitude is one of the things that made it so bad, hm? Food for thought.
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    Coronavirus COVID-19 Pandemic

    That's more like 5a.
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    Coronavirus COVID-19 Pandemic

    Congratulations, both of you, for actually being in the 'reasonable excuse' camp regarding that, and still making an effort anyway. Unlike the dime store karens "oh no i cant breathe if i put this on for five minutes to go buy my cheap plastic tat".
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    Rule 8 Announcement

    After a thorough review, it seems that most of the meltdown that happened here was about something that was utterly irrelevant to the actual rule change. All we had intended to do was codify an internal policy change; that the mere discussion of a non-standard gender or sexual identity existing...
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