ArchAngelGundam
When all else fails, call in an airstrike.
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*Facepalm.* Damn it Cecil...
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I'm curious how intelligent they are, compared to other non-humanoid magic-based creatures. Assuming it isn't artificial.
Observing them, I'd say that Invincible has the edge in technique, probably a benefit from more time being taught how to fight by Omni-Man. The local one might have the edge in raw power, however
Omvincible smiles contemptuously. "I do have weaker points, but they're still too tough for you
"Oh thank God." He taps his right ear. "Wait, that's it? Ear buds
Invincible nods as he grabs Dark Invincible's head by the hair. "Good work team." He takes a grip. "Let's-."
Local Invincible starts towards him. "No! We don't need to kill him
"The blades undergo a process called 'x-ionisation'. They're razor sharp and… I thought they were pretty much indestructible. Something about viltrumite physiology makes them less effective than usual, but they're still my preferred way of harming them
. "Unless he's really mad. He used anti-matter on Vidor."
She blinks, then looks thoughtful
"Because the rest of the government is just as bad. Governments
"Okay, look: I don't know her? But-" She frowns at him. "-I don't think you can conquer her planet and kill her friends and expect her to like you."
"But-."
"Even if the Viltrum Empire actually helps people
And if that's what they do, why conquer it in the first place? You think if alien spaceships showed up over a slum somewhere and started building nicer houses anyone would complain about it?"
Local Invincible looks up. "Okay, Cecil says he's gunna send some people-."
There's a wuuymm noise from.. just above us. I look up-.
As twenty zombots fall on our heads
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Cecil's options aren't exactly numerous.OL!Invincible: Ha! Knew it. That means he's fair game!
Canon!Invincible: Damn it, Cecil! He is an ally! ... I think.
Okay, first thing to learn, miss Eve? You are not a melee fighter. If you are in melee, something has gone badly wrong. Also, I wonder why this one is wearing the Omniman suit (And possibly a moustache?) Maybe he managed to kill his dad and took up his mantle to honour him?6th March 2025
09:34 GMT -5
"…dodge, don't-!"
The local Atom Eve goes flying backwards as an Invincible in Omni-Man's uniform hammers his right fist into her too-fragile construct shield.
To be fair, though, Lantern, her power doesn't operate entirely like yours. Everything she does has to be consciously thought about, and that takes time. Still, standing still in a rocket-tag situation like this is definitely a bad idea."Don't just tank hits from someone as strong-"
I viff to the side as he switches to focusing on me.
"-as a viltrumite! Evade!"
A definite sign that Viltrumites have something similar to the Zenkai power of Saiyajin. Quite literally Nietzschean in its function: Whatever doesn't kill him makes him stronger.Though physical training probably helped. It could well be psychosomatic.Over to my right, Invincible and Local Invincible punch Dark Invincible back and forth between them too quickly for him to get his bearings, much less recover. Diaphragm, face, other side of face, spine, and then an over-the-head smash into the ground. Inefficient, but effective. Observing them, I'd say that Invincible has the edge in technique, probably a benefit from more time being taught how to fight by Omni-Man. The local one might have the edge in raw power, however.
Yeah, that is just a rude flex.Omvincible stops still, watching and waiting. The local Atom Eve hits him in the side with an energy bolt, but he just ignores it as it slams into his side. Then he turns his head towards her. "Weak."
She generates-.
Like the eyes? They can be damaged easily enough. Or, perhaps... The ears?"Stop! Don't close the distance. Think, Eve. Think. What are his points of vulnerability?"
Omvincible smiles contemptuously. "I do have weaker points, but they're still too tough for you."
I suppose an incredibly bright light might cause optical damage, but the risks to yourself and anyone behind them is too great. Plus they'd recover faster.She hesitates for a moment. Then she glances at Local Invincible before fabricating a.. bullhorn? Well, that's a decent guess. He can clearly hear, so light and sound should-.
I wince and filter as she presses the plunger, an unpleasant high pitched sound blasting out.
Right, maybe a more directional application next time, Eve?"D-ah!"
Omvincible cringes, hands covering his ears… Ineffectually, from the looks of it. In the distance Dark Invincible writhes in his impact crate while Local Invincible staggers away with his hands over his ears.
Unknowingly heading off a potential risk point before they even realised it. How lucky."Huh." Invincible looks at me, tapping his earpieces gingerly. "Guess that's another one I owe you."
What?
Eh, you'd be amazed how effective they can be... Especially at blocking out all sense of danger around you. Way too many people walking out in front of moving vehicles they couldn't hear over their music or podcast...Atom Eve looks at me. "You didn't know about that viltrimites could be disabled by sound?"
I frown. "I didn't think that viltrumite hearing was that good." I transition to Local Invincible and stick filters in his ears.
"Oh thank God." He taps his right ear. "Wait, that's it? Ear buds?"
Just in case he doesn't trust the free samples Lantern just gave him, you know?"They're super-science noise cancelling ear buds with a built-in radio. Their original designer is probably still alive on this Earth."
"Right." He checks that Dark Invincible is still-.
Okay, a bit better. Still have to learn to focus the effect. I shudder at the damage she caused to the backstop.Invincible lands on Dark Invincible's spine feet-first with a loud crack. Dark Invincible tries to cry out, but can't get any air into his lungs so it just comes out as a sort of a gasping gurgle. A brilliant pink glow illuminates the city a moment later as Local Atom Eve blasts Omvincible with an over charged blast of some sort, incinerating the costume off the left side of his body and badly burning the skin beneath. He doesn't quite plummet to the ground, but it's a near thing and her bullhorn is still going off.
I don't think he's going to play nice, Mark. Guy sounds like the edgy 90's teen version of yourself.Invincible nods as he grabs Dark Invincible's head by the hair. "Good work team." He takes a grip. "Let's-."
Local Invincible starts towards him. "No! We don't need to kill him."
...You'd be amazed what you can live through. Though don't go looking it up without safesearch, even if you don't mind gore. Seriously."Oh, don't worry. I practiced-" Snap. "-this."
"Hey!" Local Invincible gets up close to him. "I said 'don't kill him'. What part of that didn't you understand?!"
I don't know which Invincible said that, but I expect if it was Omni-vincible, it was a 'Please don't.'"Oh, I understood." Invincible nods. "And I didn't. Breaking someone's neck without killing them is pretty hard, but I got the hang of it eventually." He looks over to where Atom Eve is picking Omvincible up with a construct body cast. "You want me to do yours?!"
"U-ghuuuuuh."
Ah, okay. And since even nerve damage can be regenerated by viltrumites...The both look down at Dark Invincible for a moment, then Invincible gestures with both hands.
"See?"
Hopefully he at least offers Cecil a 'sorry, but I'm really mad at my version of you, so don't take this personally' before he turns him into a red mist."Okay." That leaves local Invincible a little out of sorts. "Ah. I'm gunna call Cecil and arrange pickup. See how everyone's doing against the other duplicates."
"Great!" Invincible smiles. "And hey, if he wants to come talk to me, I'm fine with that."
"I was just gunna leave you out, but, okay?" He looks at me. "How do I make this thing work?"
And I suspect having a chunk of metal in the way will impair his healing just a little. Still odd that it broke. Is viltrumite flesh just that inimical to X-ionised metal or did Jevek give him the trashy rejects?"Just tap twice, then say who you want to speak to." I float over to the wheezing Omvincible, take out an x-ionised knife and stab him in the spine. The knife pierces, and then the blade snaps off inside him. Atom Eve looks at me askance, so I shrug. "Viltrumites can regenerate from a lot of damage, and quickly. And they know that, so they're usually not shy about accepting hits they know won't cause long term problems. If you're not going to kill them it's necessary to inflict multiple serious crippling injuries to stop them just getting up and flying away."
Must be one of those weird physics things they can do, like the 'superluminal flight in real space' trick."How are you cutting them?"
"The blades undergo a process called 'x-ionisation'. They're razor sharp and… I thought they were pretty much indestructible. Something about viltrumite physiology makes them less effective than usual, but they're still my preferred way of harming them."
Assuming they even recognise that 'Vidor' was a viltrumite. Then again, the context would suggest they were fighting, anyway.Invincible flies over while Local Invincible tries to get through to Cecil. "Unless he's really mad. He used anti-matter on Vidor."
She blinks, then looks thoughtful.
Sadly, not an equivalent case. I don't know if she can examine the structure of his Ring, but if she could, that would give her quite the shock.I nod. "There's no reason why you couldn't make anti-matter yourself. Just make sure that it's contained by magnetic fields in a vacuum, because significant quantities of anti-matter aren't planet-friendly."
She nods. "I-. Look, I wanted to ask. I-. I had a brother. He-." She takes a moment to gather her thoughts. "He couldn't control his powers properly. I…"
Sounds a bit complicated, even for enemies in this universe. So he's probably not some manner of sleeper agent, as we know full well...I shake my head. "I don't think I'm his alter-ego, if that's what you're working towards asking. My earliest… Confirmable memory, is waking up in orbit. Before that I remember a normal life on a world without superpowers. It's not impossible that someone implanted fabricated memories into my mind, but it's not likely."
...Yeah, that's a big part of it, i would expect.Invincible smiles. "Hey, while we're taking a break, mind if I ask you a couple of questions?" Eve shakes her head. "You and.. your Invincible. You're together, right? She nods cautiously. "How do you make it work?"
Her gaze turns incredulous. "He didn't conquer Earth with his dad."
The man does make it hard for people to find him tolerable. Especially the ones he prepares Batman-level plans against in the name of protecting Humanity..."Okay, but-." He looks aside, trying to work out how to put it. Omvincible chooses that moment to gurgle, and gets kicked in the head for his impertinence. At least that knocks him out. "I did, but I don't want to fight you-. Her. I thought if I made sure the planet got fixed-. A lot of places are nicer places to live than they were before the conquest. Objectively… Okay, it's not an overall improvement yet, but it's getting there! I mean, do you actually like Cecil?"
...Having to say that doesn't really make it much better, Marky."No, I can't say I do."
"Because the rest of the government is just as bad. Governments. I had Lantern go through their databases for our public information broadcasts. And killing soldiers who ignore their government surrendering is even in line with the Geneva Conventions!"
Give it up, man, it's a lost cause."Okay, look: I don't know her? But-" She frowns at him. "-I don't think you can conquer her planet and kill her friends and expect her to like you."
"But-."
Honestly, I doubt the vltrumites as they are now would bother to try that. The intellectual part of their people they overthrew and wiped out, maybe. But the remaining viltrumites are basically army grunts and officers whose diplomatic tactics come down to 'punch until it dies or surrenders, whichever happens first.'"Even if the Viltrum Empire actually helps people. And if that's what they do, why conquer it in the first place? You think if alien spaceships showed up over a slum somewhere and started building nicer houses anyone would complain about it?"
"It's not-. I-."
Now, this could be entirely innocent... They could be here to collect the disabled alternates.Local Invincible looks up. "Okay, Cecil says he's gunna send some people-."
There's a wuuymm noise from.. just above us. I look up-.
As twenty zombots fall on our heads.
. Also, I wonder why this one is wearing the Omniman suit (And possibly a moustache?) Maybe he managed to kill his dad and took up his mantle to honour him
stronger.Though physical training probably helped. It could well be psychosomatic.
'know that viltrumites'?Atom Eve looks at me. "You didn't know about that viltrimites could be disabled by sound?"
But Eve isn't exactly what you'd call a smart fighter. Mostly because the writer didn't really know how to use her without making her too strong, given how ridiculous her power is, so she mostly just does really basic stuff in fights.
Oh hey, bet that's gunna be 20 reasons Local Invincible is gonna side with Lantern Invincible.
Thank you, corrected.
cool. You can trace the teleport coordinates right? Bring everyone except the zombots with you.
It's not like they don't know where the Pentagon is.cool. You can trace the teleport coordinates right? Bring everyone except the zombots with you.
Including the downed invincibles.
Think about how his conversation with Mark, a person that he doesn't fully trust, would have gone.Hoping Cecil sent the zombots to carry the disabled invinci-clones, not to start shit.
But with him, it's a toss-up. He can be stupid sometimes.
Atom Eve looks at me. "You didn't know that viltrimites could be disabled by sound?"
Don't worry, he's cool. He has a guy called Janissary, probably named after the slave-soldiers the Ottoman Empire used
Think about how his conversation with Mark, a person that he doesn't fully trust, would have gone.
•●•
Mark: Hey, Cecil, one of my alternate selves, you know the ones that were brought here to destroy the world and are currently doing things like killing millions, destroying cities and economies that will see thousands die homeless, told me that he wants to help us fight off the rest of these guys. Don't worry, he's cool. He has a guy called Janissary, probably named after the slave-soldiers the Ottoman Empire used, that vouches for him. And this alternate apparently knows how to snap people's necks without killing them.
...
Cecil: Donald.
Donald: Reanimen, sir.
Cecil: Yep. And see if you can get Mark to have an IQ test.
Donald: Understood.
•●•
Yeah.
Actually, i'm not sure why Paul's invincible even came, if he's willing to turn on angstrom so quickly and attack his own allies.
And what are the Reanimen supposed to do against two Marks and some glowing minion who can 1v1 viltrumites?
To say nothing of Eve, who's obviously going to go to bat for her boyfriend.
Maybe he could teleport in a sonic weapon to deal with them, but we know that wouldn't work.
Reanimen are a roadbump to invincible. They're better than anything else he has available, but they're not enough to win the fight on their own.
Which is why he was so stupid to try to have them jump Mark in canon
Cecil's best bet is hope that the new Invincible is friendly. Or at least amenible to just fucking off back to his home universe after helping out here for a bit
Actually, i'm not sure why Paul's invincible even came, if he's willing to turn on angstrom so quickly and attack his own allies
Paul's Invincible asked him if he could mind control Angstrom.Isn't he stranded here now? Unless Paul analysed the dimensional portal and can just make his own
I mean, yes? Yes, that's exactly what you do at least until you deal with a dozen of others that are actively wrecking shit.So he just has to hope that a version that came with a bunch of other versions that are killing millions of people is somehow going to turn to their side?
Presumably their long-range teleporter isn't exactly accurate enough to put them on the ground in a non-hostile manner...
Them teleporting from the sky could mean that either it isn't working properly, which is possible since their headquarters was demolished.It absolutely is. Cecil regularly uses it to put himself on the ground exactly where he wants to be
To be fair, this is also an invincible who apparently didn't understand why his relationship with Amber didn't work, so expecting women to slot into his own preconceptions of what their relationship should be and being upset when they don't play along with what he wants is par for the courseYeah, any hope he has of rekindling a genuine relationship with his Eve are gone.
That bridge wasn't just burned.
It was destroyed at a subatomic level and if anything remained then it was banished to a universe that was collapsing.
The Reanimen are so far the best weapon the GDA has against Viltrumites.
After they were already disabled by other stuff. sure.They were able to kill the one that attacked the GDA and later snap the neck of the one in the Bulletproof costume.
Yes. Exactly.So he just has to hope that a version that came with a bunch of other versions that are killing millions of people is somehow going to turn to their side?
Yes. Exactly.
It sucks ass to be powerless, but that's just how it is.
Sometimes you have to accept unlikely allies wherever you can get them.
Isn't that the entire justification for the reanimen