Chojin Patriarch
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Yes, I rather think Clark might object, strenuously. This sort of thing would go against every bit of his American upbringing. The whole 'Innocent until proven Guilty' thing, you know? Even though we know General Zod Is guilty of the attempted genocide of Amalak's people...1st August 2013
07:33 GMT -5
Kara frowns at me. "Shouldn't you be talking to Kal about this?"
I nod, shrugging. "Probably. But I thought I'd come to you first, because you grew up in an environment where it was still relevant and he didn't. His instinct would be-."
Hey, now, he did that under the Eradicator's influence. It would take something extreme to make him do it without that."That dragging-" She nods. "-someone out of the Phantom Zone just to kill them is wrong."
"And I'm aware that I don't have the best relationship with him personally… I don't want him to tear my head off metaphorically as well as literally-."
That would definitely be a more effective method, yes. It would involve a smaller amount of crushing damage to OL's neck due to the narrower point of contact. And when the average human is basically made of plasticine to your super-strength...She blinks. "He what?"
"Oh, when we were… Fighting around where LexCorp were digging up the Doomsday's bridge? I mean, it was more…" I flatten my right hand and make a chopping motion. "Sliced off, but then the joke doesn't work."
Enlightenment, remember? He can deal with abnormal things much easier by wanting to, basically.The corners of her mouth turn down slightly. "Do you think maybe you're way too casual about being maimed?"
"Would panicking make the situation better?" She-. "Look, getting maimed doesn't have the same significance for me that it does for most people. And I've internalised that."
I mean, at this point he's really only piloting a meat avatar duplicate of his old body, given the original got reduced to sub-atomic particles by Qwa-energy that time. Or was it the Angelic fire?"I.. don't know if getting your head ripped-"
"Sliced."
"-off is… Something you should be able to internalise."
Ah, an object lesson?I look around, and then fly down onto the roof of the nearest flat-roofed building and beckon her to follow me. She lands next to me, frowning.
"What-?"
Yes, even if you can fly, there's still that moment of 'oh shit!' between you recognising you're freefalling and you actually exerting your flight ability.I lunge and shove her off the roof!
She falls backwards for a moment, eyes widening-. And then catches herself on the air. "What was-?!" … "Oh."
Probably musing that she's had far less of a problem with heights since learning to fly."Yes."
She thinks for a moment, then swivels in the air to look down at the ground twenty floors below us.
Thankfully, there's a good few seconds between decapitation and brain death from lack of oxygen..."Well, I was a bit worried. For a moment."
I shrug. "So was I. There was a very confused half-second where I couldn't work out why I couldn't feel anything in my entire body because I was spinning around and hadn't seen my own spurting neck stump yet."
Yeah, putting his body back together was a bit lower on the priority list than 'disabling the Last Son'. Otherwise, he'd just rip it apart again and again.She reorientates herself feet down and flies back to the rooftop, not quite landing. "And then you just.. called your ring over, and you were fine?"
"More 'no longer dying this instant' than fine, but…" I nod. "Yes."
Remind me, this outfit at least has pants, right? I remember that ridiculous New 52 design with the... Codpiece plate?"Huh. I guess it is kinda weird how quickly I adapted to…" She looks down at her uniform. "To everything."
Huh. "I never thought to ask, but did you ever meet your paternal grandfather?"
Named for Jerry Seigel, co-creator of Superman, of course. Wonder if Joe Shuster got a similar counterpart somewhere?"Grandfather Seyg-El? Yes? Well, you know what Krypton was like, we didn't meet face-to-face that often." Her eyes narrow slightly. "He was still alive when Krypton exploded." Huh. "You..? Didn't know that?"
"No, I didn't."
I expect it was a tense moment for those who knew their relationship's rockiness."Oh. Well, Uncle Jor probably didn't mention him in any of the messages he left for Kal. Grandfather got on better with Dad than he did with Uncle Jor. Probably because Dad had enough sense not to talk about the planet exploding in public. Now I think about it, the only time I actually saw Grandfather Seyg-El and Uncle Jor together was when.. he was getting that award for stopping General Zod."
No, that was a sign that the military forces needed better oversight and leadership. Preferably people who weren't likely to casually wipe out alien species."I suppose it's nice to know that they patched things-" She winces. "-up?"
"Dad tried. It.. didn't work. And that was before he worked out the planet was going to blow up. He still wanted kryptonians to start travelling in space again. Grandfather said that General Zod was proof that we shouldn't…"
I suspect that hurt Jor-El worse than a public shouting match..."They had a shouting match at the award ceremony?"
"Oh no." She shakes her head. "Grandfather would never have shouted in public. He just left.. early. I-. Hm." She looks down, frowning.
It would be a poignant thing to picture, but really..."What?"
"I was just wondering if… You know… While Krypton was exploding. They'd probably have had… Some time. I wonder if they tried calling each other. I hope so. But I guess I'll never know."
...I mean, maybe the Maltusians still have the design for Krona's time-viewer? It's fairly unobtrusive, barring the whole 'distorting the moment of the universe's creation' thing.Ah… "No, I can't see how any record could have survived. Between the explosion and the radiation I doubt that there'd be any way to find out without time travel."
She raises her hands defensively. "I don't need to know that badly."
I know, it sounds unbelievable, doesn't it?"I'm trying to go easy on the crazy."
She frowns in disbelief. "Really?"
I can't help but picture him bringing up a running timer of 'period since last crazy idea'. Tracked down to the nanosecond."I'm taking it a day at a time. I'm currently at less than a day."
"What did you do?"
Yeah, that's a total 'just go with it' sort of thing to say."I found out that my spider pseudo-daughter now rules a planet."
She stares at me for a moment, then nods.
True, kind of hard to un-disintegrate someone."So about General Zod..?"
"Krypton hasn't really had the death penalty since we discovered the Phantom Zone. It's.. no different to them being dead from the point of view of everyone in the normal universe, and if it turned out they were wrongly convicted we could actually reverse it."
Kind of answered your own question, huh?"And I suppose interactions with alien court systems was never an issue, because…" She nods. "You were isolationist and didn't have any."
"No, that was because we were xenophobic and held aliens in contempt. I don't think there's a kryptonian extradition law." She thinks for a moment. "Do you really think that's all Amalak-?" … "Right."
Especially any genetic data, or even preserved samples, hopefully."Wants? I think I could talk him into accepting getting Zod and his leading collaborators."
"And then he'd share… What he knows about kryptonians?"
Oooh, good point. Does Amalak's law system have a clause for non compos mentis?I nod. "I think I could talk him into it."
"Wasn't..? Non..? Brain damaged?"
...Huh, that would be possible if you could get enough viable DNA. As long as the living Kryptonians were fine with most of the population being basically randomised clones."I've never spoken to him. If that's your concern, we could ask Amalak to find someone who could rule on the matter under his people's law who wasn't personally involved. Or we could just not tell him, because he didn't ask."
"And you really think he'd let us recreate my species?"
And OL could easily finagle the Maltusians into working on both species in between those extinctified by the Reach..."I don't think he'd be happy about it, but if I agree to spend time recovering genetic material for his species -he did tell me that there aren't a lot of them- then he might accept it."
She sighs, nodding. "Then… Yes. I think we should. I'll… Talk to Ak-Var and Kal about it."
I presume once they get Ak-Var onside, they'll all talk to Clark about it and try to convince him by outvoting him, basically. I suspect the stuff Zod did would have earned him a death sentence on Earth too in whatever court tried him. Though I expect Clark will want to be there for the judicial process to make sure it's all above board, even if it is a kangaroo court.