Questionable Questing

Also, I gained the power to literally control the minds of the masses from Angel Princess after I gave her the Lover's Handkercheif and went on that 10-month tour of the border with Knight Princess and Cat Princess (to keep the latter out of mischief while in heat). When I got back, she'd gotten remarkably ... hypocritical, shall we say, with regard to her stance on lewd people.

But I imagine history glosses over the whole domination of the masses thing. (Because after that, I *control history*. 'Muah ha ha,' as they say.)

Glory of glories! My kingdom now shills drugs too!
Anyways, at least your kingdom /looks/ free of horrid deviancy...except for the mana milking dungeons.

Hey, now, some of those people are volunteers.

Well, officially, anyway.

Say all you like, I know they're prisoners of war.
And I can't judge that.
I don't have the moral high ground to judge /anyone/ in this context.

Shame that our kingdoms can't coexist, being as how we took some of the same princesses.

I mean, if they did, you could pass righteous/violent judgement on mine.

Hmm. It looks like Cat Princess and Triclops Princess are our only points of overlap... and it looks like we picked them up for exactly the same reasons.(Cat Princess = Lesbians!, Triclops = ability to simmer down Cat Princess on demand; also dinosaurs).

In an alternate universe where we go to war, I might have selected Fairy Princess in place of Cat (resulting in a smaller but much more mirthful populace), and without the need to be able to herd Cat, I'd totally take Sphinx Princess in place of Triclops (declining the Power bonus, probably - I wanna fight!). Puns for the *win*.

Well, I actually took the cat princess because I wanted to ensure compatible orientation with all the men I turned into women. Also, so I could ensure I was willing to reward my trapslaves in the way I'm best able to without any reservations.

Also, I wanted to be able to take over any adjacent beastgirl kingdoms on demand, without needing to flash my junk to everyone there or convert some of my beautiful adonis farmers into trained soldiers and conquer them with raw force.

Might actually be more than our kingdoms going to war to consider, now that I think about it.

If we were at peace, how will MIGHTY WARRIOR SPARTA WITH ORGASMELECTRICITY and LUCRATIVE NATION SCALE LOVESLAVE DRUG PLANTATION interact?

...well, I certainly found an irritating way to refer to the kingdoms.

Well, firstly, my nation's citizens are far too pure to buy your nation's drugs. What else you got?

We can grow food crops in profusion too, and we could switch to medicinal rather than recreational drugs. We've also got leather, dairy stuff, meat, and really nice silk.

I could also market my services in sex reassignment if there are any in your kingdom who feel they'd be happier as a natural member of the other team.

If anyone would trust me to do that, of course.

Hmm. Silk *is* nice, and we're more of a warrior/artisan culture than a farming kingdom ... yeah, we could swing this. Money, art, and clockwork gizmos in exchange for your medicines, textiles, and agricultural surplus. We might also be willing to negotiate military protection pacts in return for especially favorable trade agreements.

More like non-aggression pacts, I'd think.
You're really the only ones I have to worry about when I can convert (incredibly fit) civilians into professional soldiers at will with the Haystack's Needles.

An odd symbiosis, but a stable one. The kingdom with incredibly pure warrior-artisans allied with the corrupt, absolutist breeding slave plantation kingdom in a mutually enriching alliance/trade agreement.

With regard to your sex reassignment offer... hahaha hell no. What my citizens do within your borders is their business, but neither I nor any in my court are getting anywhere near you nor any member of your harem of brainaddled love slaves.

The offer was for your citizens, indeed.
Nobody who's anybody is dumb enough to think KingMe is anything but unscrupulous and untrustworthy when face to face, even if I am charismatic enough to keep anyone from thinking it's wrong of me to have so many haremettes.