Cambrian

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  Cambrian

• Apr 7, 2017

Completed and got paid for a 7,518 word commission tonight. Might be two more parts both with a cap of 8,000 words each on the way...

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  Cambrian

• Apr 6, 2017

Mm, this three part commission is so delicious. Getting paid to write something that gets me all hot and bothered...

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  Cambrian

• Apr 5, 2017

Experience Matters just unleashed the equivalent of a Genius AI on Remnant. It'll probably be fine

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  EVA-Saiyajin

• Apr 4, 2017

If you ever have a free moment and memory, I'd take it as a personal favor if you could possibly link me to decent porn like the latest Penny experienced and the Nice Guy one. That content/naive/happy dubcon is honestly truly HOT. No need to go out of your way, but you seem to have knowledge of this stuff and if you're ever willing, that'd be awesome.
You yourself write it really damn well.

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  Cambrian

• Apr 4, 2017

Why the fuck is catalog somehow used the most in American English? I grew up being taught it was catalogue.

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  Cambrian

• Apr 4, 2017

Experience Matters made it to 500 pages woohoo! https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/experience-matters-multi.4729/page-500

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  Cambrian

• Apr 4, 2017

Shameless Self-Promotion: https://www.patreon.com/posts/goal-8684058

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  Cambrian

• Apr 3, 2017

I'm shocked I managed to catch this with my like alerts turned off, but we did it! http://i.imgur.com/OOF4bIh.png Yaaaaay!

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  Cambrian

• Apr 3, 2017

I've come to a sudden shocking conclusion... a lot of my patrons on Patreon like Worm. DUN DUN DUUUUUN!

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  Cambrian

• Apr 2, 2017

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams RICK AND MORTY SERIES THREE PREMIERE

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  Cambrian

• Apr 1, 2017

Started from the bottom now we're here: https://graphtreon.com/creator/Cambrian ... still at the bottom but ya know... slightly above it xP

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  Cambrian

• Apr 1, 2017

Patreon is processing my patrons right now and the money value it says I get each month has jumped from $266 to $275 to $238 to $280.

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  Cambrian

• Apr 1, 2017

Experience Matters now holds a new record for ten omakes in one day, as well as has a Level 202 conquered heroine in its stable.

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  Cambrian

• Mar 31, 2017

"Shoot for the mouth! Even if you miss, you will land among the titties!" - Some guy on reddit maybe.

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  Cambrian

• Mar 31, 2017

I hit 69 patrons, but we'll have to see if I stay there or above there into April. If I do, I'll give my patrons a surprise I think.~

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  Cambrian

• Mar 31, 2017

Another finished commission, another satisfied customer =) Always a nice confidence boost.

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  Twei

• Mar 31, 2017

Omake #100, nerd.

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  Cambrian

• Mar 30, 2017

68 Patrons! *bites nails* who will be my 69th Patron?

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  simplystupid

• Mar 29, 2017

You should consider making a compilation thread instead of making a new one for every one-shot and snippet. Especially since there will be longer periods between stories updates.

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  Cambrian

• Mar 29, 2017

I'm now at 66 patrons! Only 600 more from the sign of the Beast! More realistically, only 3 more before 69... I should do something special!

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  ultima333

• Mar 29, 2017

Observe, a rare look into Cambrian's conscience: https://i.imgur.com/f9574i8.jpg

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  Cambrian

• Mar 28, 2017

I have eight followers on my twitter, sixty four patrons on patreon, and ninety two followers on this site. I am a social media GIANT xP

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  Chojomeka

• Mar 28, 2017

Hmm been going over your Patreon page...gonna go pledge, also you do take commissions from here as well right?

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  Imabot

• Mar 28, 2017

Oh thank god you're back to your normal creepy old man pic. Than baby avie was really disturbing when I realize what kind of things you're writing in your smut.

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  daimahou

• Mar 28, 2017

My god. What Sith alchemy have you don to become a child again?

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  pepperjack

• Mar 28, 2017

When people describe someone as "baby-faced," that's not typically what they mean.

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  Cambrian

• Mar 28, 2017

Finished a commission, got paid for the commission, sent the document to the commissioner. Now eagerly awaiting feedback! *bites nails*

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  Cambrian

• Mar 27, 2017

Whenever I get a new Patron with a name I recognize from QQ, I get more excited then when I get generic real name patrons :x

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  Twei

• Mar 26, 2017

Question:

Is the EXP Trap cute?

I'm totally imagining it being like a Mimic monstergirl. Except, well, monsterboy. :u

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  Cambrian

• Mar 26, 2017

Alright, I'm going cold turkey again. Turned off alerts for Likes. Let's see how long my attention whoring ass can survive without em.