Cambrian

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  Cambrian

• Apr 10, 2017

NOPE NOPE NOPE! Just watching these gifs is making me rear back in terror https://twitter.com/i/moments/851547759215640576

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  Cambrian

• Apr 10, 2017

My mere presence seems to cause people to roleplay Sith on this site... Yet I've barely written anything Star Wars related so silly.

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  Cambrian

• Apr 9, 2017

That feeling when the number of patrons you have on Patreon is slowly creeping up on the number of followers you have on QQ Feelsgoodman

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  Cambrian

• Apr 9, 2017

ilu guys :')

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  Cambrian

• Apr 9, 2017

I'm addicted to positive statistics. Tracking myself on this website is a new guilty pleasure of mine https://graphtreon.com/

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  Cambrian

• Apr 9, 2017

Well, 7 hours later and the second part of this three part 20k+ word commission is done! 7,951 words. The cap was... 8,000 so thats good lol

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  Cambrian

• Apr 8, 2017

A week into April and I've gotten 16 new Patrons so far. That growth, it feels gud man.

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  Cambrian

• Apr 8, 2017

I just got a review on FFdotnet that just says "Never stop writing, please" xD

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  Cambrian

• Apr 8, 2017

Random AM thought: Why the fuck did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wear masks?

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  Cambrian

• Apr 7, 2017

On the more boring side of my new writing career, talked to my Tax Guy today about everything I've been doing. It was really helpful.

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  Cambrian

• Apr 7, 2017

Completed and got paid for a 7,518 word commission tonight. Might be two more parts both with a cap of 8,000 words each on the way...

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  Cambrian

• Apr 6, 2017

Mm, this three part commission is so delicious. Getting paid to write something that gets me all hot and bothered...

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  Cambrian

• Apr 5, 2017

Experience Matters just unleashed the equivalent of a Genius AI on Remnant. It'll probably be fine

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  EVA-Saiyajin

• Apr 4, 2017

If you ever have a free moment and memory, I'd take it as a personal favor if you could possibly link me to decent porn like the latest Penny experienced and the Nice Guy one. That content/naive/happy dubcon is honestly truly HOT. No need to go out of your way, but you seem to have knowledge of this stuff and if you're ever willing, that'd be awesome.
You yourself write it really damn well.

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  Cambrian

• Apr 4, 2017

Why the fuck is catalog somehow used the most in American English? I grew up being taught it was catalogue.

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  Cambrian

• Apr 4, 2017

Experience Matters made it to 500 pages woohoo! https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/experience-matters-multi.4729/page-500

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  Cambrian

• Apr 4, 2017

Shameless Self-Promotion: https://www.patreon.com/posts/goal-8684058

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  Cambrian

• Apr 3, 2017

I'm shocked I managed to catch this with my like alerts turned off, but we did it! http://i.imgur.com/OOF4bIh.png Yaaaaay!

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  Cambrian

• Apr 3, 2017

I've come to a sudden shocking conclusion... a lot of my patrons on Patreon like Worm. DUN DUN DUUUUUN!

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  Cambrian

• Apr 2, 2017

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams RICK AND MORTY SERIES THREE PREMIERE

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  Cambrian

• Apr 1, 2017

Started from the bottom now we're here: https://graphtreon.com/creator/Cambrian ... still at the bottom but ya know... slightly above it xP

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  Cambrian

• Apr 1, 2017

Patreon is processing my patrons right now and the money value it says I get each month has jumped from $266 to $275 to $238 to $280.

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  Cambrian

• Apr 1, 2017

Experience Matters now holds a new record for ten omakes in one day, as well as has a Level 202 conquered heroine in its stable.

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  Cambrian

• Mar 31, 2017

"Shoot for the mouth! Even if you miss, you will land among the titties!" - Some guy on reddit maybe.

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  Cambrian

• Mar 31, 2017

I hit 69 patrons, but we'll have to see if I stay there or above there into April. If I do, I'll give my patrons a surprise I think.~

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  Cambrian

• Mar 31, 2017

Another finished commission, another satisfied customer =) Always a nice confidence boost.

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  Twei

• Mar 31, 2017

Omake #100, nerd.

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  Cambrian

• Mar 30, 2017

68 Patrons! *bites nails* who will be my 69th Patron?

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  simplystupid

• Mar 29, 2017

You should consider making a compilation thread instead of making a new one for every one-shot and snippet. Especially since there will be longer periods between stories updates.

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  Cambrian

• Mar 29, 2017

I'm now at 66 patrons! Only 600 more from the sign of the Beast! More realistically, only 3 more before 69... I should do something special!