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Questionable Questing

Finagle007
Finagle007
A human being was successfully cloned in Holland. It was perfect in every way, except no matter what they tried they couldn't get the clone to stop using foul gestures and language.
Finagle007
Finagle007
Finally, the enraged scientist in charge of the project pushed him out of a window, and the clone fell to his death. Since he wasn't an actual human, the legal system couldn't figure out how the scientist should be charged.
Finagle007
Finagle007
They finally charged him with making an obscene clone fall.
Sword Stalker
Sword Stalker
... I don't get it.
Enigmatic
Enigmatic
Fairly sure it's supposed to be a pun on "making an obscene phone call".
Anon̦̦
Anon̦̦
That... was actually bad.
*pats pats Finagle*
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
...I mean, it's pure pedantry, but I'm pretty sure the clone would legally count as a human.
Finagle007
Finagle007
Well yay take this.
Finagle007
Finagle007
In a forest, two mature trees notice a new young sapling shooting up.
One of them says to the other, 'Hey, where'd that guy come from?'
'Must be a son-of-a-beech' says the beech tree.
'No, I say it's a-son-of-a-birch' says the first.
Finagle007
Finagle007
Along comes a woodpecker, and the trees say to it, 'Hey, woodpecker, you know all the trees, is that new tree a son-of-a-beech or a son-of-a-birch?'The woodpecker goes over to check it out.
Finagle007
Finagle007
The woodpecker goes over to check it out. He pecks lightly on the sapling. He smiles, and pecks another time. He starts pecking faster, moves up, down, all around the little tree, pecking everywhere, wildly out of control. The mature trees shout 'Hey, woodpecker! Stop! What's going on? Is it a son-of-a-beech or a son-of-a-birch?
Finagle007
Finagle007
The woodpecker looks up with a silly grin – 'Neither,' he says, 'but it's the tastiest piece of ash I've put my pecker in, in ages!'
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