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Questionable Questing

Enigmatic
Enigmatic
What is this in reference to?
Dubious
Dubious
Fate: Grand Order. It is P2W, that is Pay to Waifu. I have no waifus so it has no power over me nor my wallet.
Enigmatic
Enigmatic
You have no waifus?! What a bleak existence you must suffer through...
Dubious
Dubious
It's actually pretty nice, what with my view not being blocked by trash waifus.
Enigmatic
Enigmatic
Da fuq u say 'bout ma waifus?

Dems is fightin' words!

*You are challenged by Daedric Prince Enigmatic*
Dubious
Dubious
*Stands just outside of the God Head* Haha, now you cannot reach me.
Enigmatic
Enigmatic
wat?
Dubious
Dubious
... Ya know, CHIM and stuff? No? ... *Goes for the eyes*
Enigmatic
Enigmatic
Not really.

Go, Aggron!
*Enigmatic sent out Aggron*
Use Iron Defense!
*Aggron used Iron Defense*
Dubious
Dubious
*Doesn't know much pokemon* Go uh... Alternate universe Team Rocket were are competent!
Enigmatic
Enigmatic
...Your avatar is a Gardevoir, yet you don't know much about Pokémon?

Weird. Anway.
Aggron, use Earthquake!
*Aggron used Earthquake. It's Super Effective. All members of Team Rocket are now deceased.*
Dubious
Dubious
I know enough to recognise most gen one through three pokemon, after that I am less than fluent.

Abracadabra use use Teleport! *Le fucks off away from the Daedric Prince and their team*
Enigmatic
Enigmatic
...Abra and Kadabra are two different Pokémon...

But it doesn't matter, because my Gallade used Future Sight to see what you were going to do, then used Teleport to get us to where you teleported to, and now:
Gallade, use Psycho Cut!
*Gallade used Psycho Cut. It's Super Effective. Dubious' party is now decease-er, "fainted".*
Dubious
Dubious
Go Dubious, use hacks! *No clips through the space-time continuum*
Enigmatic
Enigmatic
*Dubious' dubious hacks cause a glitch, and only half of Dubious clips, leaving Dubious in separate, decease-"fainted", pieces*.
Dubious
Dubious
*Quick loads to before the encounter and avoids it entirely*
Enigmatic
Enigmatic
*Loads alternate save from somewhere in the middle of the encounter*
Dubious
Dubious
*Summons Frisk and their infinite Determination to pacifism route Enigmatic into friendliness*
Enigmatic
Enigmatic
Unfortunately for Dubious, Enigmatic is a heartless bastard with plenty of LOVE who gleefully slaughtered everyone in the Genocide Route!

*Enigmatic calls for help*
*Deadpool appears*
Dubious
Dubious
*Summons the RNGods* Through the sacrifice of a trillion nat one twenties, all yours, I have summoned the ultimate force in existence.

*Rolls a 1* Fuck.
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