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Questionable Questing

Lement
Lement
Is Buffy some kind of vampire that eats souls?
Cambrian
Cambrian
She's actually the Vampire Slayer. Angel is the Vampire without a soul, who was cursed to have a soul by a tribe of gypsies. Only, if he ever experienced even a moment of true happiness, he would lose that soul again.

And then Buffy and he fell in love and fucked. Bam! Vagina of happiness.
Gladiusone
Gladiusone
And since he's a guy, his moment of true happiness is getting laid.
d.fish
d.fish
Like as if it isn't with girls? Oh, honey...
Lement
Lement
I didn't think the explanation could become more bizarre.

It did.

"I'll give you souls!"
"NOOOOO- oh wait, give? Thanks!"
Gladiusone
Gladiusone
d.fish, I was just meaning that his true happiness, the one existential moment when his soul is not tormented by the memories of centuries of murder, torture and debauchery, the singular event that gives him hope that there may be a glimmer of redemption, only to be jerked away by the curse removing his soul again ... is an orgasm.
Gladiusone
Gladiusone
Yeah, sex is great, but you'd think a guy who spends so much time studying history, art and philosophy would have a somewhat more highbrow trigger.
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