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Questionable Questing

Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
A constructed double meaning/fantasy stereotype by PlotVitalNPC.
My attempt to summarize a type of elf with the same developmental timeline as humans, but no degenerative timeline, and they're stereotyped as getting stuck in their ways.
pepperjack
pepperjack
So you can only tell how old an adult elf is by how long their wardrobe has been out of fashion?
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
I thought you had to measure their ears.
pepperjack
pepperjack
No no, you cut the ear off and count the rings.

That method has fallen out of fashion recently, for some reason.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
You tell how old an elf is by if they trust a sling more than a crossbow, or a crossbow more than a rifle, or what.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
But what if they prefer spears?
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
That also sets a date for it. I was just thinking about ranged weapons.
...Then again, javelins or other throwing spears.
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