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Questionable Questing

Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
In just two hours, that's 120 lbs (54.4 kg, 8.57 stone), or slightly more than I weigh.
The mass is taken from black holes and transformed with stellar energy before being transported in authentic, high quality cheesy form to you.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Only does 'real' cheese. No American Singles or anything.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
How specific does one have to be? Would "English Chedder" work?
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
It's not Cheddar if it's not from Cheddar, so you'd have to say Cheddar, Cheddar, Somerset, England.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
Would one need to specify the planet and star?
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Only if you were away from earth. The location doesn't have to be given if you're there.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
Can the cheese be moving when it arrives? Are there limits on where it can manifest?
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
It manifests in your right hand.
If you lack one, your left.
If you lack one, on the nearest table
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
And relative velocity?
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
It's in your hand, not flying out of your hand, not floating up from your hand, not falling into it.
It shares the velocity of whatever object it appears in context of.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
It allows you to create vast amounts of food that hasn't previously existed on earth in just a single day, and that's it's power.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Not cheese-cannon stuff.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
Movement from otherwise inaccessible energy can be used for more than violence, Plot. I'm fairly sure that it'd be reasonably possible to build a power generator which could be powered by a high-speed cheese every minute.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
A CPM generator, for short.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
You could also use the cheese as combustible fuel of some sort. Wouldn't burn particularly clean, or pack particularly much energy compared to fossil fuels, but...
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
Far more valuable as a barter good. Given that the rarity of the cheese has no bearing on its rate of manifestation...
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