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Questionable Questing

Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
And even with Shounen Ex Machina, all of Konoha's best ninja kept leaving.

I mean, even Sasuke. The best Ninja of his year, the last loyal Uchiha, and he /left for better training/. It's almost funny.

If the other Villages got hold of that info, then Konoha must have been a laughing stock for years.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
As though they weren't already...
But yeah.

Konoha's a society built around tribalistic families that can't manage real harmony even if they ever fucking tried. Three of the clans are united in a power bloc, one of them is internally divided, and one of them is literally a family of insect hives.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Kumo's a society built around militarism, which neatly integrates like three races without friction.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
And somehow power ended up in the hands of the Clan that couldn't survive in a village.
And then in the hands of that Clan's clanless students.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
To be fair, Konoha's citizenry is HEAVILY influenced by senju blood. The senju name died of outmarriage, they basically dissolved into the general populace.
Snake/Eater
Snake/Eater
What does it mean then if Naruto is now the Hokage?
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
It means Konoha has been taken over by the Shonen Ex Machina from their extinct ally, Whirlpool.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
That Shounen Bullshit happened.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
Now, Iwa is far more stable and centralized. The benefit of having a single strong leader.

They most likely also have decent mineral resources, that go right into their military supply lines.

Earth Country's big. Only Wind is bigger, and that's mostly desert.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
They're also close to Iron, but they don't have as much trade as Kumo. Suna and Konoha on their borders, so they probably don't like having those two Villages allied.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Yeah, Iwa is...cold, mountainous plateau, surrounded by the economic void of worthlessness on most sides.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
They're held together by strong leadership and cheap weapons.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
Strong defensibility, too.

I daresay Earth country has fertile land in its heart, as well. Possibly something to do with Ninjutsu to work the soil.
They've gotta keep their population fed, after all.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
Steady production, two Jinchūriki, and generations who've only known one Tsuchikage: The chosen successor of his predecessor.
Likely a strong relationship with the Earth Daimyo, and a line of succession...

Earth isn't rich, but it's steady.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
I mean, Roshi doesn't really interact with or obey Iwa that closely, but it's better than having an active shitlord of a Jinchuuriki.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Han is basically a mystery to us, but I'm sure he gave the village some benefits by being as he was.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Kumo's the village that properly integrated it's jinchuuriki resources, though. Iwa and Mist both had one who just wandered off, Suna only has the weakest, most insane ones...
13ry4n
13ry4n
It's funny cause the reason that Sand sided with Sound during the invasion is because they weren't getting much business from their daimyo.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
And Konoha doesn't even use the only one they have.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Meanwhile, a minor village in Konoha's sphere of influence gets to have one, despite fully two great villages each only having one. Konoha didn't even HAVE one by design, it took Madara being a shit for that to happen.
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