Biigoh

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  d.fish

• May 28, 2023

If you think about it, Chinese Naruto fanfics keep calling Ninja World kids "precocious", but they aren't really that. It's just Chinese society is so repressive as to practically criminalize (as in it goes on a permanent record that even employers and universities see) schoolyard romance, that it seems "precocious".

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  SirBearington

• May 27, 2023

Tanuki da!

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  d.fish

• May 27, 2023

Holy shit! Andúril, the Flame of the West and the Sword that was Broken and the Sword Reforged from Narsil, is heavy.

Also, Narsil looks like the broken Master Sword.

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  d.fish

• May 27, 2023

lol these "deadeyed soulcrushed tamamo after she was sold into prostitution by gudao" doujins are pretty funny

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  d.fish

• May 27, 2023

so they sell cosplay/replica swords here for like only 250 rmb, 1:1 and all metal/faux leather/linen/whatever, and they're really nice, so I accidentally aragorn's sword and lmao why did they make arturia's version of the master sword hahaha get

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  Biigoh

• May 26, 2023

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798386969708462081/1111754881821311107/zqnaoy1jjt861.png

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2023

lmao itd be cool if we have a chain government default that just collapses everything everywhere all at once

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2023

"This story tells us that in the anime world, opening a door is often a very risky thing."

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2023

Kept trying to search "Pure Land of Bliss", when I should have searched "Gokuraku Jodo" lmao Japanese->Chinese->English translations

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2023

fuck it let's write some trash

"Biigoh gets reincarnated as a minor fish youkai into the setting of Inuyasha, watching Su Daji/Tamamo cause the downfall of the Shang Dynasty (then called Yin Period), and that Ninetailed Fox bullies smol Biigoh, slaps him across the pond into Japan, and then Biigoh awakens the many wives many kids system..."

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2023

I saw a reverse of the many wives many kids system, basically it's the many mommies system, where you adopt mommies and gain power from loving your mommies

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2023

It feels like most of the time when they talk about explosive deaths in English, you see a lot about blood and viscera and bone, but you never see a lot of words describing the meat, despite it being the majority of what the splattering should be. But in Chinese, they always say shit about "meat patty" or "meat paste" or "meat loaf", rather than the blood and bone. Hm.

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  d.fish

• May 26, 2023

Imagine getting your perfect Tiamat loli. And then having her being taken away. I think the revenge could be a compelling story.

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  d.fish

• May 25, 2023

Maybe just do one of those "reincarnated as a dragon youkai in inuyasha with the many mates many kids system" thing would be easier than what I tried lmao

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  d.fish

• May 25, 2023

biigoh is actually one of the guardians of the clow cards, not a tanuki

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  d.fish

• May 25, 2023

biigoh is actually a winged cat from another world, not a tanuki

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  d.fish

• May 25, 2023

in Alibaba's Taobao app, you can track where your online shopping is at, and the map of China in that tracking feature has its ocean boarders down to Indonesia lmao

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  d.fish

• May 24, 2023

biigoh is actually a reindeer who ate the human human fruit, not a tanuki

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  d.fish

• May 24, 2023

Road to Ninja Tsunade with the nerdy glasses, gentle demeanor, and kind smile is pretty cute.

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  d.fish

• May 24, 2023

Because Anko is "red bean paste stuffing", her schoolyard derogatory nickname is "mung bean" in Chinese.

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  d.fish

• May 24, 2023

Takeuchi isn't "aunt age" though. Being above mid-twenties in age is already "aunt age", Bii.

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  d.fish

• May 23, 2023

"I know elementary medical ninjutsu."

"So?"

"If you get hurt, you are going to need me to heal you."

"If I'm actually hurt, you'd better run."

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  d.fish

• May 23, 2023

KONOHA SECRET TECHNIQUE TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN RASENGAN

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  d.fish

• May 23, 2023

There's one Naruto story where the reason why Iruka is single and Mizuki has a fiancee named Tsubaki is because Mizuki saw that Iruka had a crush on Tsubaki, so Mizuki seduced Tsubaki just to make Iruka feel NTRed.

This is a good idea.

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  d.fish

• May 23, 2023

Gaara's name in Chinese is so stupid. 我愛羅. Jeez. So bad.

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  d.fish

• May 23, 2023

boigoi

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  d.fish

• May 22, 2023

Jessica Albert from Dragon quest is an ugly character design that was only saved by the color coordination. But doujins always fail to capture that.

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  d.fish

• May 22, 2023

someone uploaded the first translated oshi no ko doujin, and of course it's trash, but I knew this was going to start one day, god I hate that series so much, it's so toxic, with all the worst parts of Japanese society, ughhh

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  d.fish

• May 22, 2023

https://youtu.be/kWdAsbWr9aE

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  d.fish

• May 22, 2023

Since humans have limits, then I shall stop being human and become... a tanuki, JoJo!!!!