Biigoh

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  d.fish

• Sep 15, 2023

But your idea of her getting lost in space time due to her inability to use the anydoor properly is a good idea... it can take her where she wants to go next, but maybe it can't backtrack, like a freemium dating app, so getting home is impossible, such loneliness?

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  d.fish

• Sep 14, 2023

wheres that one pic of loli orochimaru in nurse outfit

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  Florian

• Sep 14, 2023

Lesbeon use Scissor!

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  d.fish

• Sep 14, 2023

But I mean, you can't deny, if Harry Potter had as many different magical faction and stuff fighting for dominance like in Douluo Dalu--especially with the parallels, like the school tournament, different old families, etc--it could have been more exciting than, idk, a law suit

though, I suppose, that's very british

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  d.fish

• Sep 14, 2023

think I can title it 'Going Rogue' or 'Hijack' or something

can't just call it Any Door because that's just the start

or call it "I killed the Protagonist and Stole the Any Door" like a J Ln?

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  d.fish

• Sep 14, 2023

*teleports behind you* nothing personloli, kid

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  d.fish

• Sep 13, 2023

I think I could have the SI do all those things in Any Door, and then just go to Pokemon and fuck around

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  d.fish

• Sep 13, 2023

You think I should write it out?

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  Florian

• Sep 11, 2023

That's not a Tanuki...

Tho, I admit I'm not an expert.

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  d.fish

• Sep 11, 2023

I think if I were to write that Any Door story, the murderhobo protagonist would take the Pink Dragon devil fruit before Momonosuke, and then go over and get the Shikon no Tama to cleanse it of curse of the sea, eat it, and then grab the Chakra Fruit, eat it, use the Hogyoku to evolve the Mangekyo and stuff, go to HxH and learn Nen, try for Specialization, manifest Ten Rings of Solomon as Nen

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  asdx

• Sep 10, 2023

I recognize your avatar, but can't recall the name of the sauce Cultured Tanuki.

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  d.fish

• Sep 10, 2023

"让你做反派，男主全成你儿子了？" is a pretty good one where the villain protagonist keeps NTRing the "male xianxia heroes" and fucking their moms

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  d.fish

• Sep 10, 2023

So what about "honza", you know, "this throne", as the way some of those people tend to say when they talk arrogantly in third person? Because I feel it can't be expressed with a simple royal "We" or "our majesty" or whatever

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  Zam138

• Sep 10, 2023

HAPPY CIRNO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *coughs blood as the clock ticks past midnight*

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  Kirakishou

• Sep 10, 2023

Tanuki gib likes to Simurgh Overlord Taylor!

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  d.fish

• Sep 9, 2023

I just isekaied to a slice-of-life world to live out my middle school chuuni life, but now you tell me that there's a holy grail war going on?

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  d.fish

• Sep 9, 2023

So what exact title does Merlin have in Camelot? Like, I'm just stuck trying to figure out what the equivalent of "national teacher" is, because it seems like a very China-exclusive title, but you could say that Abe no Seimei kinda fits that role too, right?

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  d.fish

• Sep 8, 2023

actually, the routines or the general plot line of douluo dalu can be used for a similar pokemon story and it'd actually turn out really well

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  d.fish

• Sep 8, 2023

When web novels have the tag "group pet", that just means it's a female protagonist with a male harem, but she doesn't fuck any of them because she's too pure and kind and good

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  d.fish

• Sep 8, 2023

If you think about it, the way Chinese Pokemon fanfics kinda heartlessly treat Pokemon by their potential (or measuring them by their parentage) seem more true to nature; top performing pets/dogs/horses/whatever are rarely treated like they are like Ash does Pikachu, so when commenters complain about those fanfics "missing the mark" or "not getting what's really Pokemon", it's all silly and immature

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  d.fish

• Sep 8, 2023

木大木大木大木大木大
哦啦哦啦哦啦哦啦哦啦哦啦哦啦哦啦哦啦哦啦

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  d.fish

• Sep 8, 2023

If you think about it, Gilgamesh is "the world's oldest Doraemon" too.

Doraemon kinpika.

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  d.fish

• Sep 8, 2023

"I am a man," said Astolfo.
"I don't believe you." I reached over, "Let me take off your skirt and stockings and feel for myself."

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  d.fish

• Sep 8, 2023

It's that time again, where an omnipotent fish isekais you. This time, you are Gordes Musik Yggdmillennia. Bad news, you're fat, ugly, bastard. Good news, you have magical knock-off armament haki. Bad news, no sexy-cute servant. Good news, you have sexy-cute relatives...

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  d.fish

• Sep 7, 2023

Foufou > Fou-kun

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  d.fish

• Sep 7, 2023

actually if you think about it, samsara, main god space, infinite terror... they're all just derivatives of GANTZ

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  d.fish

• Sep 7, 2023

Nothing like immortality to stave off existential crisis.

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  d.fish

• Sep 6, 2023

Saw this one story where the guy got "a shard of a cheat system" that only allowed him to isekai for 5 seconds a day to a random world before being isekaied back. Five seconds to snatch Peter Parker's spider and tell him to stay in school, for example. Or five seconds to get beat up when he tries to steal a grandpa-in-a-ring from a xianxia protagonist, because xianxia.

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  d.fish

• Sep 5, 2023

I'm thinking this semi-SI goes to some isolated place that some influencer made hot, sees Doraemon and Nobita there through an interdimensional Any Door, kills them both without blinking an eye, steals the door and Doraemon's 4D Pocket, goes on an interdimensional, stealth archery, murderhobo, stealing everything kind of adventure

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  d.fish

• Sep 5, 2023

Commenters complain about how some Pokemon cheat isekais give Pokemon to protags instead of eggs or whatever, like they're uncomfortable with being given Pokemon as a reward, but no one complains when Nintendo gives that shit out left and right