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Cambrian

Cambrian

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    recently watched a critique of Rings of Power, specifically of that godawful mockery of Galadriel, and i was wondering - would she count as enough of a gods-favorite-princess mary sue for that uruk fic you wrote a while back?
    d.fish
    "If I want to do something to you, can you resist? Besides, even if you scream, no one will hear you!"
    d.fish
    I mean, there's practically no way to turn the ship around now. It's not like they can pull a Marvel, despite how similar the situation is; you know, here's a Metzen, there's a Stan Lee, acquisition by MSFT, acquisition by DIS, lots of IPs, lots of IPs... there's no "Iron Man" kind of product to turn it around, you know? And before that, there was a Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy, but what's here? An Overwatch 2?
    d.fish
    "It's alright if I die alone in this life, but god forbid and hells help me if any of my friends find love!"
    xbox432
    Just wanted to say thanks for writing "Interspecies Relations!", your Seton Academy story. I know it's old, but when I saw a post on the series and went looking? Yours was the only fic worth reading. There may have been a snippet here and there, but they weren't much and certainly nowhere near as well written. Shame that a show like that never achieved any popularity... Take care dude, thanks for the entertainment!
    Hello! What happened to your fanfiction account? And what website has all your stories?
    d.fish
    But a lot of stories are like this, they start with one eye catching joke or fun plot point, but they can't really string together a story for shit, you know, it loses you, makes you skim, and blank out, and ugh so disappointing
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    Its weird, I thought I had a really cool eye catching plot hook for The Soul Engine, but now fifty chapters in I get people who tell me that the start actually almost turned them off to the story but they're glad they pushed past it and kept going because it got better.

    And I'm just like "THE START WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HOOK FFS"
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    d.fish
    a hook that doesn't complement the story tends to be a detriment lol

    but all things need to consider the degree of which you do things

    it's like avengers endgame, you know, the big scene where everyone shows up, you waited 10 years for it

    but do the same thing in dragonflight and it's just cringe, not even the scalies cared about warcraft like that
    d.fish
    Saw this one gamer story where the newbie MC was tossed into a maintenance shop to fix guns, and the first gun he gets from a gang member has the durability -99/100 lmao what how'd it get negative hahahaha
    d.fish
    There's actually more stories here of a different subgenre of the "I'm an NPC" type, it's where the MC is the maker of the game, or on some level the channel for which players enter the game world, and usually a portion of what players gain (levels, exp, etc.) can be translated into "IRL", and the MC has to worry about running the "world"
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    It's either OP isekai or... that's about it
    d.fish
    d.fish
    I just see now that there's a lot of new emotional entanglements that should arise from adulthood, and the ways to deal with them with the power over death tend to be new and unexplored
    d.fish
    d.fish
    For example, "Ginny cheats on Harry" tends to be a common trope, but inflicting physical pain is so... mundane... muggle even. As the master of death, you could pull an entire life's experience on to her, make her regret, self-blame, you know, delicious emotional pain
    d.fish
    So after the players ran away to the safe zone, Edwin Vancleef forced on them an undroppable quest to kill 2000 of those newbie level 2 kobolds, and the reward was 1 exp lmao
    d.fish
    I saw this other one where players who enter the game are, to the natives, basically eldritch horrors, and like, one of the things they have to do is hide that they are players or abnormal or whatever
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    There's a massive audience for anything with levels and gameification, tbh. Even places like QQ and SB and the other forum websites, that sort of thing is huge among certain readers, but on top of that, its ginormous on RR in the form of the LitRPG category. Entire writing careers have been launched off of LitRPG on RR.
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    I can kind of understand the desire for gameification, just like how games that realistically portray romance don't do as well as games that make romance about how many gifts you give a girl. It's just, you know, the "I'm in the game as an NPC" seems like a very small subgenre, you know?
    d.fish
    d.fish
    And it doesn't seem like it could become anything of literary value or, I don't know, drama? Like, it's hard to feel stakes or investment of feelings? I dunno, I just feel there's a barrier there that stops it from having more than a large niche audience
    d.fish
    The one I read most recently is basically like if the skills you learn can be used IRL, but you can't just pay gold in game, you gotta do the thing to get the skills, and the MC is Edwin Vancleef, but he goes camping Northshire Valley, and gives quests, but withholds 95% of the rewards, and he aphrodisiaced Lady Katrana Prestor at the start, and now she's in love with him
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    Cambrian
    Lmao, had a youtube video where someone took the first 15 chapters of one of my fics and fed it through TTS linked to me this week. Whats funny is its just pure smut xD
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    Yeah, I think these were TTS too, but I guess TTS works better with Chinese for some reason because they could inflect with more emotion than English TTS, so it's... passable? It's pretty good for already 'fast food' kind of stories, anyway, though absolutely disgusting if it's, you know, 'poisonous' stories that are awful in some way
    Reno Geno
    Ah a lot of those probably spawned from a Webnovel called The Legendary Mechanic which is a somewhat Sci-Fi Fantasy story. I don't know if it started the huge I'm an NPC and I can give quest and shit in an MMO thing. But it sure did popularized it. I remember finding tons of copycats after it got famous or popular enough I guess.
    d.fish
    I still see these "I became an NPC in a MMO that has some feedback with the real world" type stories pop up every so often
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    But the only one I can thing of that works that I'd keep reading, outside of it being a good story innately, are ones set in MMOs that really exist, like wow
    d.fish
    D'ya think there's still any future in MCU fanfics
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    Not with the new MCU nah. Time Travel fics that revisit the first ten years of the MCU are still my jam tho
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    Yeah, I still see a lot of MCU fanfics in China set around the 2012 Avengers 1 era, usually mixed with Gwen Stacy on some level because she's the favorite best girl and gets the best statistics on these web novel sites here
    d.fish
    d.fish
    I guess I just think it'd be a difficult challenge to write a good story based on, well, what's new, so I guess, kinda interested to see what the best would be like
    d.fish
    Sigh. Finished CP again. The good thing about CP is that, I guess, there's no good endings. It took me a long time to come to terms with that. No wish fulfillment. There's momentary rushes, you know, memorable scenes and happy times, but it doesn't last. Bittersweet is the most memorable, but it takes some life experience to really enjoy it. Kinda like, I guess, Forrest Gump or Shawshank Redemption. Hm.
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    Mr. Dyeus
    Can wish fulfillment be the end of a story? When I finished Red Dead I felt a feeling of having finally found peace
    Cambrian
    Cambrian
    Not gonna lie, that is not a good acronym for Cyberpunk lmfao.

    Also funnily enough, I'm currently plotting out a wish fulfillment Cyberpunk 2077 Time Travel fic.
    d.fish
    d.fish
    Yeah, I did find peace with the story at the end, especially the new ending, but it also makes me angry and sad :(
    I got referred to you by Cpt. Tagon. I might have a commission for you regarding a Strike Witches lemon I was thinking of.
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    Cambrian
    Sorry lol, but I get that request almost daily. If I did that, I'd have about 30 people I needed to let know before you even. I also don't know when I'll be taking new commissions.

    Also it should probably be said, since you might not know, but my price is 5 cents per word, which is $50 per 1000 words and a bit prohibitive for some people.
    Praetor98
    Do you know anybody who'd be free then?
    Cambrian
    Cambrian
    Not really, no. Don't have that much contact with my peers if I'm being honest
    d.fish
    If you think about it, Optimus Prime is a truck. So if trucks isekai, then if Optimus Prime hits a human, then would he be isekaied? Obviously, this effect doesn't work on other transformers, but you never know about the squishies.
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