Questionable Questing

d.fish

two men, the two founders of the huashan sect, found out about the sunflower manual and snuck into the shaolin temple to steal it, but they didn't dare take the actual book because that would incur the wrath of those bald donkeys

d.fish

so what they did instead was try to memorize the sunflower manual, but both men were terrible at rote memorization

So they each memorized half of it

But the problem came later, that one part of the manual taught sword art, the other half taught qi art, yet neither man seem to be able to make it work, so they thought the other man was holding back on them

d.fish

and thus the huashan sect was split into two factions due to this internal conflict

Elsewhere, at the shaolin temple, when was the monk who wanted to fuck and get famous and rich, so he went down the mountain and took up the surname Lin, and he heard from senior bald donkeys that there was a perfect art for him at huashan

d.fish

perhaps it could be called the reclamation of this martial arts since he belong to the temple that it once belong to, and the reason he sought it out was because the senior monk who told him about it thought the original was too evil and burned it

so he went to huashan, stolen an incomplete copy, and created through this incomplete copy the evil warding sword art

d.fish

but unlike those two incompetent founders of huashan, he knew that the first sentence of the sunflower manual, along with his own evil warding sword art, must be started with the sentence that reads "if you want to practice this art, you must come from the palace"

which is to say you must self-eunuch-ize yourself

d.fish

笑傲江湖 is like the naruto of wuxia, if condor heroes is the one piece of wuxia