The police came to my house and said my dogs have been reported for chasing people on bicycles. I said "That's impossible! My dogs don't even own bicycles!"
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'My parents didn't take me seriously when I can out.
Because I couldn't keep a straight face.'
Google starts selling phones, so Samsung starts taking Notes.
Nose picking is a fetish. You think this is a joke, but it's snot.
Help help I'm drowning in Bad Fish Puns!!!!
'Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.'
Molestation is a touchy subject.
I was gonna tell a gay joke... but fuck it.
What makes everyone but Missus Clause happy? When Christmas comes early.
"Ah, that crazy slut is here again. You know what they say... 'once more into the cray'."
Why do sneaky rogues prefer leather? Because it's made out of hide.
After the birth of your first child, your role in life will become apparent.
I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.
*punt*
If two vegans don't like each other, is it still considered beef?
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
Optometrists live long because they dilate.
If you cosplay a cowboy, you are ranch dressing.
Whiteboards are remarkable.
All mistakes made by orthodontists are accidental.
I'm a scientist of butts. You could say I'm an asstronomer.
Xicree time to gain some levels in lewd.
What do I need to do to get players?
Auuuuuuus quietly away from the murderous loli!
Revenge of the honey tree quest when?
Arthas quest pls.
Onyxia quest pls. -
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