Questionable Questing

It's around 1050, and he was only a third rate martial artist who had yet to join the army like the rest of his family anyway, so Bi Changguo decides to study for the imperial examination of the newly founded Song Dynasty, and as he's passing through the Dali Kingdom on the way to examination, he meets a daoist literati named Su Dongpo and they fall into a valley where people are eternal youth and stupid

They discover a secret immortality scripture in the valley as well as a spring of eternal youth that causes people to be like 200 years old but still no wrinkles, black hair, etc. so they learn the martial arts inside and drink from the fountain, which heals Bi Changguo's meridians

in a fit of chuunibyou cringe, Su Dongpo dons on a name 'Xiaoyaozi' after the book 'Xiaoyao Yufeng' he writes based off of the scripture

as the chuunibyou fever spreads to Bi Changguo, who is mad that the 'carefree' name is taken, he takes on the name 'Changshengzi', for longevity and immortality; so they have made two derivative scriptures, 'Xiaoyao Yufeng' which is more daoist magic/martial arts in nature and 'Changsheng Jue' which is influenced by the other Biigohs and their modern POV so it's an immortal cultivation technique

Around this time, they leave the valley with everything they can carry, fuck the locals colonialism fuck yeah, and enter the bureaucracy, and this is the second time Bi Changguo connects to the Biigoh Space, powers up, etc., and they create a sect together, 'Xiaoyao Pai' (Carefree Sect)

Su Dongpo takes three disciples Wu Xingyun, Wuyazi, and Li Qiushui, while Bi Changguo takes Li Qiushui's loli little sister as his disciple

But Wuyazi is also a lolicon, and he first lusts after and seduces Wu Xingyun, the eldest, but after she becomes an adult, he loses interest in her, and then seduces Li Qiushui, who is jealous of shijie who had his attention, so she fucks Wu Xingyun up during cultivation

this causes Wu Xingyun to become locked in an 8 year old appearance, which is too young for Wuyazi's tastes, so he completely ditches her for Li Qiushui, gets married, becomes the new Sect Leader, but now Li Qiushui is too old, too domineering, too jealous for him, so be falls in love with Li Canghai

this causes Bi Changguo to take Li Canghai away traveling, both to collect more martial arts and because he wants disciple-master relations, and to defend against Wuyazi

Wuyazi starts carving a jade sculpture of his ideal lover, combining Li Qiushui and Li Canghai, causing him to neglect Li Qiushui, and she starts fucking other men to get his attention, including his head disciple, Ding Chunqiu

But Wuyazi and Li Qiushui have a child, Li Qingluo, and she's kinda still in love with him, so she doesn't ditch him, so Ding Chunqiu pushes him off a cliff because he wants to have master's wife's pussy to himself, but this just causes her to leave thinking that Wuyazi hated her

and then she married the emperor of Xixia and became the empress, while leaving Li Qingluo in Gusu