Xicree

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  d.fish

• Oct 29, 2016

A group of escaped prisoners were in a car chase. The heist had gone wrong and they were on the run. One of the newbies they picked up for the door job suggested going for some In-n-Out just up the road.

But they didn't, because the cons were pros.

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  d.fish

• Oct 28, 2016

Quack open a bottle, I'm here for seducktion. But you get the bill.

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  d.fish

• Oct 28, 2016

If you actually see any so-called "bad" fish puns... let minnow.

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  d.fish

• Oct 28, 2016

The ocean waved at the other ocean.

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  d.fish

• Oct 28, 2016

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.

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  SpaceJelly

• Oct 28, 2016

I'd like to thank you for the advice you gave me about my attempted quest. I've decided to try it a third time on SB, and was wondering if you were interested?

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  d.fish

• Oct 27, 2016

Why does the snake not like cakes?
Because she's a piethon.

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  d.fish

• Oct 27, 2016

'Why is that snake hiding under a a box?'
'That's what I do venom scared.'

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  d.fish

• Oct 27, 2016

"Why do you think you'd be a good waiter?"
"You could say I bring a lot to the table."

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  d.fish

• Oct 24, 2016

Why are snekss so hard to trick? You can't pull their legs.

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  d.fish

• Oct 24, 2016

If a blind girl says you have a big penis, she's just pulling your leg.

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  d.fish

• Oct 21, 2016

This here's a stick up.

*sticks up your butt*

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  d.fish

• Oct 19, 2016

I'm pretty bad at putting up signs.

Oops, wrong place for this post.

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  d.fish

• Oct 19, 2016

Having sex with someone on a keyboard, you gotta make her qwert.

It's no wonder why we have sticky keys.

But if you don't, maybe she's not your type.

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  d.fish

• Oct 19, 2016

Technology has never matched the simplicity of the traditional pen.

In fact, you could say that there is still no e-quill

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  d.fish

• Oct 19, 2016

'Dating is a lot like a blackjack dealer. Hit on anything under 17.'

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  d.fish

• Oct 19, 2016

*lesbianly insert lazy uncreative gay pun*

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  d.fish

• Oct 18, 2016

I wonder if French dogs can drink bone apple tea?

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  d.fish

• Oct 17, 2016

Slang is slang for slang.

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  d.fish

• Oct 17, 2016

"I can't drink this milk. I lack toast and tolerance."

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  d.fish

• Oct 17, 2016

Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

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  d.fish

• Oct 16, 2016

The Oedipus Complex: Kid Tested, Mother Approved.

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  d.fish

• Oct 16, 2016

Like morning sex? You probably start the day with a bang.

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  d.fish

• Oct 16, 2016

Hear about that new vibrator? It's generating a lot of buzz.

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  d.fish

• Oct 16, 2016

"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop, on company time."

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  d.fish

• Oct 16, 2016

"Yer a unit of power, 'Arry."
"I'm a watt?"

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  d.fish

• Oct 15, 2016

Don't make fun of fat people. They have enough on their plate as it is.

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  daimahou

• Oct 15, 2016

*Hugs* It's going to be alright. The bad fish will be bored soon.

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  d.fish

• Oct 15, 2016

The police came to my house and said my dogs have been reported for chasing people on bicycles. I said "That's impossible! My dogs don't even own bicycles!"

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  d.fish

• Oct 14, 2016

Xicree was drowning in a wall of puns, so I told 'em to get over it.