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Doki Doki Literature Club/Watchmen.
They sat along several others in a Japanese outdoors bar.
"But a poem is never actually finished. It just stops moving," Sayori said, moving her drink in slow circles. She was way too underage to be there.
"That reminds me of a conversation I once had with...
22 Sketches About Mahora.
"Chisame?" Her mother craned her neck towards the kitchen's door, from the table. "What are those lights?"
She pointed at the light beaming from under the door.
Chisame sweated. "Aurora Borealis."
"Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, in this part of the country?"...
Super Untitled.
"You must join us, son of Jor-El!" Zod said. "These Earth people are clearly our inferiors!"
"Why!?" Superman asked through clenched teeth.
"They are warmongering creatures! They know nothing but strife and combat!"
"You are GENERAL Zod, a veteran of dozens of wars!"
"They...
Disney Junior's Spidey and his Amazing Friends.
Spidey dropped into the office from the window. "Mr. Jameson, we need to talk!"
The man put his newspaper down, sighed, and got up. Who read newspapers these days?
"I was wondering when you'd stop by," he said.
"You'll stop publishing articles...
Suddenly, Crossing Paths!
"And then I put the kittens in a box and sent it down the river," Kiryuu Nanami sniffled. "And now you'll tell me I'm an awful person, just like everyone else, won't you!"
"No, I won't," Saotome Ranma said almost warmly. "I think that you did the right thing."
The...
Untitled.
"Dammit that brat!" Chisame said while she, Asuna and the rest of the girls stormed the dressers all completely nude. "We've gotta put a mask on his stupid nose at all times!"
She looked at Asuna, who was just laughing. "And you! You have anti magic, why do you let this happen to you...
Ten Observations About the Schedule Slip Trope.
10. We all should have better things to do than waiting for your product that never comes out.
9. A trope? Why are you calling it a trope? Stay away from TV Tropes. It's bad for you.
8. If you don't put enough effort on getting your product out...
Fate Hammering Night.
Thor dropped his weapon. "Let us see then, who among your ranks is worth lifting Mjolnir!"
Skadi sighed, sitting at the sidelines. "You do the same thing in every party..."
Heracles approached it, tried to lift it, and failed. "RRRRRAAARRRGHHHH!"
"Worry not, Prince of...
In their search for Street Fighters to recruit, Guile and Chun Li approached Blanka's dock, where the local was fighting E. Honda.
"This breaks my suspension of disbelief," Chun Li said.
"What's so weird about a green skinned mutant shooting electricity versus a Kabuki Yokozuna?" Guile smiled...
The Allure of the Mature Woman.
"Shinji!" Asuka stormed into the room where the boy, Rei and Mari were playing videogames. "I've got proof about Makinami!"
Shinji blinked. "Proof?"
Asuka shoved some sheets on his face. "She's an old hag! She is actually old enough to be your mom!"
Shinji...
Go, go, Proper Human History Paladins!
Saber Blue!
"For the honor of Camelot!"
Rider Red!
"Heroism is a part of conquest as well, is it not?"
Caster Purple!
"Heroine of the Mahatma!"
Berserker Black!
"RRRRRRTHRRRRRRRRR!"
Lancer Yellow!
"Who are you calling a coward!?"
Archer Golden...
"Hey, Sonya," Johnny said. "I know I'm nosing in, but... why do you hate Kano so much anyway?"
"Cage," Liu Kang said tersely.
"I know you're supposed to capture him and all!" Cage went on. "But it's obviously a personal thing, and—"
"Cage," Liu Kang didn't raise his voice.
"No, listen, I...
Paranoia.
"Be very careful, will you, Shirou?" Taiga said, fixing his tie.
Shirou sighed. "Fuji-nee, it's just a formal date with Saber..."
"Shirou, let's be honest," Taiga frowned. "Time to address that elephant in the room! We know just being around Saber is risky. Do you think I haven't...
The History of my Life.
"People always disagree with everything, anything, I ever say," Chisame said.
She sighed. "And it's either that everyone but me is always wrong, in which case I'm doomed to live always surrounded by idiots so I might as well be wrong for all the difference it makes, or...
Type Moon Writing Room Meeting.
"What are we doing with our lives?" one of them asked.
The others looked at him.
He sighed. "I mean, we are writing about the swimsuit alternate universe version of a XVIIth century revolutionary who was fused with an ancient Summerian god, but they are a girl...
The Wedding Proposal.
"Rito-san, I want you to keep this, please," Negi said, handing Rito a tiny box.
Rito blinked, opened it, and gasped at the ring inside.
Negi cleared his throat and fixed his tie. "I'm doing this because you are trustworthy, and loyal, and a good friend, and you'd...