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  1. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    All this needs is Raven bragging that her own corvid kids are superior to Yang.

  2. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I'm kind of just musing on future Whitley wondering why all these huntsmen keep dying on his doorstep and giving him their semblances. Weiss: "Please...Whitley...you're our...only hoooOOOOOPE NO WAIT NOT THE WINDOW-" Whitley: "Gods, first it was that crazy martyr leader of theirs, now my insane...

  3. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I've wondered what would happen if Jaune returns to Remnant before he even meets RWBY in the everafter, having finally found peace, and by the time the girls get out, Salem's gone for good when Jaune led everyone into battle, and they're at the 'rebuilding' phase of civilization. Amongst other...

  4. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    A take on the Isekai!Jaune idea: Jaune goes through the usual isekai nonsense and becomes absurdly OP, only he returns to Remnant before the start of the series and promptly decides he's a little tired of fighting and wants to enjoy his retirement meticulously arranging his mountains of gold and...

  5. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Just imagine Yang getting convinced that 'Blake' is a figment of her imagination born of her abandonment issues and the desperate need to fix people to keep them close, all because she heard about it second-hand. Or Blake desperate to prove that she's real. Blake: *yanking her top up* "THERE...

  6. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Another crack idea: Jaune uses medical jargon to gaslight Adam and the White Fang into believing Blake is a figment of their imagination and a textbook case of mass delusion. Jaune: "Think about it; she's a supposed princess of the faunus that also happens to be a member of the White Fang that...

  7. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Many fics have Jaune being a knight/paladin/holy warrior equivalent, so let's play with that: Jaune prays before every fight and mission, and the gods actually answer. Against non-Grimm enemies, he calls on the Brother of Darkness; against the Grimm, the Brother of Light answers; against the...

  8. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    *Pyrrha walks out in a tiger-fur bikini top and loincloth, complete with tooth-necklace* Yang: *looks at her own tiny fur one piece dress and glares* "Oh it is on, cereal girl." Pyrrha: "Bring it, blondie."

  9. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune going full Tarzan in the dinosaur sanctuary would be hilarious. Imagine him having a full Tarzin-esque treehouse somewhere in the jungle and walking around in a loincloth and spear.

  10. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Yang, desperately trying to outswim the 80 ft. mosasaur: "I take it back! I TAKE IT BACK!" Jaune, playing with said mosasaur's pups: "Food chain, Yang. No backsies." So, if Yang grows attached to a dinosaur, will her abandonment issues come into play? Will Blake ever try dinosaur omelette or...

  11. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune: "Would it be bad to say I have a divine voice advising me in my head?" Pyrrha: "Chosen by the gods." Ren: "I'm a literary epic." Ruby: "Wait, then why aren't you-" Jaune/Michael and the Heavenly Host: "WE WILL NOT HAVE OUR CHAMPION CAST INTO DAMNATION WITH THEE." Pyrrha: "Grandfather...

  12. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Damn you Salem!

    Another Salem trolling moment! Salem: "Have you ever wondered where the idea of you being Qrow Branwen's daughter started? It was me, Ruby Rose! I went to Patch, shapeshifted into a nosy old biddy, and mentioned it during bridge night!" Ruby: *recoils* Salem: "And that time when you were...

  13. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Crack idea: Weiss is absolutely horrified when Whitley gets Winter interested in a post-Ever After Jaune, not in the least because Winter starts gushing about how "mature" he is. Bonus points if this is Whitley having some payback at Weiss's expense. Oh, and Ruby is even more traumatized after...

  14. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    A Radian idea: the Arc family's other neighbors are the Addams family and he's sort of Pugsley's and Wednesday's elder brother figure. Ruby thinks the whole aesthetic is awesome, Yang fainted when she realized she was shaking hands with a disembodied hand, Blake and Weiss are equally...

  15. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Yang is probably getting there but is a wee bit too high on her pride and the need to rub her 'success' in that spoiled cat's face. Weiss is, of course, going to attempt diplomacy. In this case, she took one look at a picture of Jaune in full royal armor and her Daddy-meter shorted out.

  16. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    It turns out that none of RWBY can actually lead and they go their own ways to prove their kingdom is better. Blake tries, but she rules like Robin Hood, taking from the rich to give to the poor. 'Rich', in this case, being humans. There Will Be Equality. Yang 'leads' as a wandering kick-ass...

  17. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Crack idea: Yang and Blake start their relationship as per canon, and instead of being left alone Ruby unofficially rejoins JNR. Hilarity ensues when Yang's abandonment issues come into play. Yang: *glaring through her binoculars* "Look at them all cuddly and huggy together, just cuz Nora had...

  18. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Mercury is simply the most tragic of the lot for the simple reason that evil is the only thing he's ever known.

  19. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Tai: "Ruby, you're my only hope for grandkids now." Ruby: "What? Why?" Tai: "Yang's gone full chunni. At her age, there's no coming back." Yang: "Excuse me?!" Tai: *sobbing into his handkerchief* "Now she's going to start a biker gang and make them call her 'aneki'!" Ruby: "Dad, maybe you're...

  20. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Instead of the Rusted Knight, future Jaune is a Chris Redfield expy. Yang: *neck craning upwards* "Hubba hubba." Blake: *discreetly wiping away drool* "Big humie yum-yum~" Not to mention Cinder's reaction. Cinder: "I - what the hell?" Pyrrha: *cocks her pistols* "What?" Cinder: "A tube-top...
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