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  1. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    The first: now come child. I share your senses and wish the taste the corpse of the sky beast boiled in oil. Whitley:....do you mean chicken? Do you want a chicken sandwich? The first: yes. With the sauce made from its unborn child. Whitley: and mayo. Got it. Anything else? The first: extra...
  2. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune: and you're just cool with this? Yang: you're the best option I've got. CRDL is a big collective no, If I hit on Ren Nora breaks my legs and if I hit on Nora Ren aura king fu's my liver again (Jaune: again?). I could maybe try pyrrha but she's been a bit hostile recently. Jaune: what...
  3. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Huh. Ok let me spin this idea out. What if the silver eyes aren't the trait left behind by the god of light? Whatever the actual trait is it scares the absolute fuck out of the experienced silver eyes users and the inexperienced aren't good enough to recognize it. So I'm thinking. connected...
  4. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Huh. You know I bet pyrrha could have rolled cinder if she had some lightning dust. Magnetism is scary. Electro magnetism is fucking terrifying. And gods help them if she was alive and got to meet Pietro. Because science man is gonna know all about the theoretical applications of that bullshit.
  5. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Technically? None of them. Long answer all of them gain a keyblade (keyblade users, not chosen ones) and ability to use one but their hang ups make them very hard to summon. Ironically jaunes heartless and nobody can easily use theirs since they don't have those hang ups. In order of who'd...
  6. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    So a kingdom hearts crossover idea. When they fall into the everafter they each pass through a station of awakening. But Jaune being not in the best mental state jumps off his station and ends up landing in the everafter as a heartless and nobody. Both of which team rwby will have to destroy...
  7. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    So I was just randomly thinking about various TV shows and what episodes of them I think would be interesting to see RWBY try. And the perfect one stood out to me. Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go Episode Circus of Ooze So TL;DR on the plot. Kindly traveling circus gets infected with...
  8. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    There might be a reason that the Schnee turkeys get to wander the grounds while other turkeys are locked up indoors.
  9. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I'd assume Remnant tries to have as many feel good moments as possible to keep the negativity from building
  10. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    It's two weeks to Thanksgiving and the beacon first year crew have snuck out on a mission. The Grimm have wiped out turkeys outside of some carefully cultivated and extremely expensive ones raised in captivity that are almost impossible to steal. But Jaques "my farts smell like money" Schnee...
  11. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Funny idea but people accidentally find out Ruby is made of iron. Years and years of huntress training plus dealing with the absolutely fucking insane recoil of crescent rose has tempered her body without anyone realizing just how much. Until a mook grabs crescent rose and tries to shoot at...
  12. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Killer Touch

    It would surprise many to know that Cardin has a few things in common with Qrow. Both are fans of piano bars, both are allergic to rhubarb, and both of them have always active semblances. Cardins isn't quite as metaphysical as probabilities manipulation to negative outcomes. Cardins semblance...
  13. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Dexter Watts

    Despite being a born and bred Atlas native Dexter Watts hated the cold. Well it wasn't very cold in Atlas right now. What with about a quarter of it being on fire. Dexter lit up a cigar while he watched his home burn from the top of the biggest building still standing in Atlas. His father...
  14. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Oh this gives me a brain tickle. Ok so hear me out. The past lives on as legends and stories right? So let's assume that drunk hermit OZ picks somewhere secluded to live, angrily chases people off, and has a bit of a weird accident caused by the constant alcohol poisoning. Now let's say all...
  15. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    No. No it did not. Let's be honest of all the RWBY girls the ones most likely to be into bdsm are Blake Cinder Velvet (it's always the quiet ones) Weiss And maybe emerald (receiving)
  16. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    What use is character models when literally almost every piece of RWBY art is off model. The fandom has chosen who has the booty.
  17. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Blake has twice the ass with 3 times the tightness and I still bully her.
  18. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I could think of a way. Either a spin-off or for a few seasons after the tree. Have them reality hop a few times before going to the right version of home.
  19. SharkCultist

    Mother of Static Gods

    Ah good old Taylor. Subtle as a flaming Sharknado.
  20. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    We bully shitty kitties and snowboards here. (I'd call her snowcone but that has curves)
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