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  1. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Had a idea where Zwei was a gift from Ozpin. He actually gifts pets to lots of people. These pets actually being horrifically powerful monsters and spirits sealed in animal form.
  2. SharkCultist

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    What about making that the power of the crown? A simulation where all your choices effect the world.
  3. SharkCultist

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    Just had a not ok idea. Not feeling great so not gonna try to snip it but basically idea here Ozpin watching and mentoring some of his students. Closely mentoring two of them, ends up becoming friends with them. Recruits them to the Salem fight. Few years of saving each other's lives and...
  4. SharkCultist

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    I suspect it's kinda a mix. More than likely grunts are given something mass produced and boring. Maybe a gun with a unfolding blade or something. A limited small budget for modifications. As you go higher up the ranks you more than likely get access to better tech and budgets to use for your...
  5. SharkCultist

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    Fair. I wonder how many times a bird has shit on something nice and shiny belonging to ironwood and how many times it's been Qrow?
  6. SharkCultist

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    ...Qrow has some side effects. Part of his drinking is to distract himself from them or hide them. For instance he has a seed/nut addiction. Sunflower, cashew, pistachio, he probably spends more on them than he does ammo. Also he has a portable toilet. Because birds aren't exactly known for...
  7. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Qrow: hey Tai did you know magic is passed down as a dominant trait through male users bloodline? Tai: I don't like where this is going. Qrow: gonnagohuntaevilchristmascakehavefunbabysittingbye. *A bird lands on top of Tais head and turns into a girl. Many more follow* Birb girls: uncle...
  8. SharkCultist

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    Qrow thinks he looks like a badass. Many people are wondering about the drunk man standing on a rooftop giving a slurred speech to himself and the surrounding pigeons.
  9. SharkCultist

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    Ironwood: how is Penny pregnant?! Jaune: Arc genetics find a way.
  10. SharkCultist

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    To be completely honest I thought about writing a part 2 with a mortified velvet trying to apologize to cardin and call the date off. His response is to get her drunk because assertive velvet hits buttons he didn't know he had. (Shy velvet hits buttons too just different ones)
  11. SharkCultist

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    Threadmarks: Drunk!Velvet

    Fun and stupid idea. Beacon learns that Velvet is a wild drunk. A wild and racist drunk. *Velvet kicks in the cafeteria doors* Velvet: Cardin Winchester you hairless chimp where the fuck are you? Cardin: who you calling a chimp flopsy? *Velvet shoots across the cafeteria with a rabbit jump...
  12. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Weiss was messing around with Dust trying to find a way to give her and her team a boost. Yang and Ruby try to HALP while Blake watches and they cause a tiny itty bitty chain reactive dust explosion that propels strange new dust shards into them like a shotgun spread. Luckily nobody died or got...
  13. SharkCultist

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    I mean if these drugs are made to effect the soul it's a 50/50 he'll also boost the drugs
  14. SharkCultist

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    Gods imagine the idea of addictions going soul deep though. Absolutely no chance of recovery.
  15. SharkCultist

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    Fun ideas to fuck with shitty kitty. Blake finds out she's adopted. And that she's not actually a faunus. She's just got a really advanced toy cat ear headband when she was little and never took it off.
  16. SharkCultist

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    Small idea that could be also lewd. But what if to be a Maiden you also had to be a maiden? As in a virgin. And under 40.
  17. SharkCultist

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    ....Velvet watches watership down.
  18. SharkCultist

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    Threadmarks: Everyone Lies

    Instead of being blackmailed by Cardin Jaune goes to Ozpin himself and tells him about his transcripts. Oz: Ok? I'm not sure why you're telling me this. Jaune: buh? But I lied and came into the school under false pretenses! Oz: Mr.Arc let me tell you a secret. Everyone lies in their...
  19. SharkCultist

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    The Jaune superman thing reminds me of a joke where a villain goes to lex luthor and tells him he knows superman is Clark Kent and lex basically says "shut the fuck up. We all know he's Clark Kent, don't mention it." And when the other dude gets angry and questions it lex tells him that as...
  20. SharkCultist

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    Had a idea. So the silver eyes are emotionally reactive. And their use is always some form of "get rid of/destroy the Grimm" But, hear me out. What's more emotional than a small child? So baby Ruby and Yang in the forest with the big bad Beowulf. And all smol brain Ruby can think is "I want...
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