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  1. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Words of Wisdom from the Sharmat himself.

  2. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    There's just something a bit off at times about Jaune - a particularly mocking barb, a slightly unhinged chuckle, the way he sometimes holds Crocea Mors like it's a Mistrali jian, and how Blake swears that he has to be some kind of faunus because she saw his pupils turn slitted, like a...

  3. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Reincarnations: Kisame

    So, we've discussed Orochimaru Jaune, but how about another Akatsuki member being reincarnated, and instead of everyone's favorite snake it's Hoshigaki Kisame? Jaune finds himself having flashbacks or memories of a different life, and Nick catches his son doing katas with his own fuck-off huge...

  4. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Prunella proceeds to seriously creep out Salem by insisting she bring out the Beowulf puppies. Even Tyrian is freaked out.

  5. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Blake tentatively approaches NTR-play with Jaune and he sweeps her off her feet - a pirate captain stealing the princess away, a foreign knight ravishing a kunoichi clan heiress, an Atlesian specialist stealing away a faunus crimelord's woman... Blake: "A-HA! I knew it! Your faunus part...

  6. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ah, the weight of expectations. Post Salem; Ruby: *brittle smile* "Continue heroing!" Yang: *manic twitch* "Adventure and exploration and Blake!" Blake: *fanatic gleam* "Faunus rights and oh Yang I guess." Weiss: *justice and righteousness* "Honor my grandfather...Whitley who oh he knows I was...

  7. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    "Oh come now Summer Rose. Why so melancholy? A glorious future lies before you - you, the destined heroine, of a charming fairy tale come true." *Salem sweeps her hand over the head of her staff and leans it forward. The orb blazes and shows Ozpin's tower.* "Behold - the Wizard Ozma's...

  8. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Blake is in a horrible bind when she comes to Beacon, thanks to her team. Not only is she a hidden faunus, but her team leader reveals red-black wolf ears under her hood and the Schnee has the long flowing tail of an arctic fox. Making matters worse, their sister team's star member is a red fox...

  9. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Weiss: "D-doctor?" Ruby: "Fuh...fuh...family farm?" Yang: "Family house? Vineyard?" Blake: "Stability?" All four: *panting* Jaune: *puffs on his bubble pipe, looks up from his copy of War and Peace, and feels a shudder pass through him*

  10. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    That Hunter alt Yang and Branwen Yang look amazing. Someone accidentally tugs off her ahoge and unleashes Yang Alter, an aggressive sukeban bandit-princess type that gives zero shits. Weiss: "XIAO-LONG! What are you wearing?!" Yang, her blouse fully unbuttoned and wearing only sarashi wraps...

  11. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Whitley: "Well, at least with you, I know the dagger's going to come from the front." Adam: *contemplates Whitley* "Boy, did I dodge a bullet." Winter: "Where's Whitley?! What did you do to him?!" Adam: *stares* "What I did-? Woman, he literally created a robot of you to ask him how his day's...

  12. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Post V9-Weiss's worst nightmare: Jaune: "I'm sorry, Weiss. You're too young for me." Weiss: "No..." Winter: "My, my, how...mature of you, Jaune~" Weiss: "NOOOOOO - Oh....oh God It was just a nightmare, Jaune surely wouldn't have any interest in my older sister with the muscles and the abs and...

  13. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    JNPR bring back awesome gifts for RWBY, only they all look like mundane crap and RWBY just chuck them in the closet. Jaune: "Why are you so angry at me? I got you a Death Wyvern egg two weeks ago, remember?" Ruby: "...that funny rock was a what?" Jaune: "I haven't even seen Yang try to bond...

  14. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Time-travelling Ruby returns to the past because the only one as thirsty as Semen Demon Rose is Pyrrha herself - a true worthy opponent.

  15. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    While Team RWBY has various nocturnal adventures involving copious amounts of nepotism and property damage, Team JNPR are routinely isekaied to random worlds and settings, meticulously clearing through side quests and gaining tons of loot before being isekaied back to Remnant. Everyone knows...

  16. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    The Arcs routinely send care packages to Jaune and his team, filled with food, drink and sweets including cultural dishes and favorite foods for Pyrrha, Ren, and Nora. It's all fun and games until Team RWBY find out when Jaune offers Ruby a homemade cookie and a piece of pie during a midnight...

  17. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Magic Eightball: "Also...you lose...the gazongas." Yang: *horrified gasp* Magic Eightball: "No more...milkers...hooters...honkers...big ol' tiddies...only boobs remain...." Yang: "No...No..." Magic Eightball: "Little miss goth...over there...is the fanservice...now..." Yang: "NOOOOOOOOO!"...

  18. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Hilariously enough, this applies to Weiss too. Silver is close enough to platinum blonde. Jaune comes to the natural conclusion that Huntresses are too much drama. Jaune: *making a call* "Hi, Katy? Wanna catch up? ...It's a date." RWBY and NPR: *staring at him* Jaune: "I just don't want drama."...

  19. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    When the gods are summoned, Blake somehow manages to get them to show humanity what it means to be faunus...by turning humanity into faunus. She's just a little too smug that she's solved world peace through faunus legitimization, only for it to backfire in the worst way possible. Weiss, a...

  20. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Yang is traumatized when Ruby would rather not do another sister-dress-up thing, mostly because Yang's costumes are all terribly dorky and she hasn't realized it. Pyrrha comes dressed as Morrigan Aensland while Ruby, who arrived a bit too late to the costume shop, comes dressed as Lilith...
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