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  1. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    "But you did leave my son pinned to a tree in a forest full of Grimm, so that's one thousand years to the-" "MOM NO-"

  2. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    ...when she ran off after Beacon fell, Jaune went full Team Commander and brought her back like a sack of rice over his shoulder." Alternate Blake: *squirms, blushing* "Nyah, that was 20 spanks per cheek..." Pyrrha: "So, um, you're...close?" Alternate Yang: *leering* "Oh, I haven't even come to...

  3. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Crack idea: RWBY and JNPR all meet their alternate future selves. That is, their alternate future selves in FGO style; Weiss is rather chagrined when Lancer Weiss is one of the tallest women in the room and makes Yang and Pyrrha feel inadequate. If Weiss is Saber, adult alternate Weiss is...

  4. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Go ahead.

  5. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    ...kid. MILF Pyrrha might as well be a Greek goddess or Red Sonja, dressed like that '4 years of Beacon' pic that's floating around. MILF Pyrrha: *spreads open hands and mouths 'when limp' to her past self* Pyrrha: *full succubus mode* Ironwood: "Is your sister alright? She's been standing...

  6. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    SALEM: I am the witch with the answers you seek Time, I've unlocked it I see past and future running free There is a world where my death helps you get home But that's not a world I know RAVEN: What? SALEM: I see a song of past romance I see the sacrifice of man I see portrayals of betrayal...

  7. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    -Blake accidentally frees an ancient faunus entombed alone in a hellish prison, no doubt a poor soul enslaved by his human oppressors because of his looks! "Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!" -Yang gets a bit too much gold in her eyes when she...

  8. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    ...months." Ren, stoically: "We'll visit you four in prison." They're still far more successful than RWBY. Nora: "And the real Beacon Burglar is...*GASP* this old blond guy!* Ozpin: "Taiyang Xiao-Long?! But why?!" Taiyang: "I'M NOT - I mean, have you seen the bills Yang and Ruby rack up? I...

  9. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune: *headpat* Ruby: "Arf!" Jaune: *headpat* Pyrrha: "Yip!" Jaune: *headpat* Weiss: *hanging on to Jaune's arm, eyes promising death if he stops* Alternate universe Blake in a happy relationship with Jaune while Yang's abandonment issues turn it into a comedy skit. Blake is simply...

  10. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    ...Jaune being trained by Agravain. He'd be the best damn bureaucrat and manager around. He'd also pick up another famous trait of Agravain's. Jinn: *reveals Ozma's backstory* Jaune: *throws up his hands* "Of course, it was a woman who ruined it for the rest of us. Why am I not surprised?"...

  11. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Victory

    *The Fall of Beacon* *Yang's unconscious. Jaune is all that stands between Blake and Adam.* Jaune: "Adam Taurus! You just want Blake for vengeance, all to fulfill your own sick desires!" Adam: *scoffing* "You're a fool, human. Blake hides her guilt and her cowardice beneath a veneer of...

  12. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Pyrrha was certainly Jaune's mentor, but outside of fanon Goodwitch was Generic Hot Strict Teacher.

  13. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    ...nice and the naughty, and when she finds someone naughty she tells on them to the Krampus so she can take their presents all for herself!" Kids: *gasp* Weiss: "What?!" Jaune: *muttering* "Nobody tells Nora the Easter Bunny isn't real and gets away with it." Ruby: *horrified gasp* "Weiss is...

  14. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ozpin takes one look at this, recognizes the narrative tropes at play, and realizes this is just going to end up with the Main Character at another Academy while setting Beacon as the Rival School. The solution is to lean into Narrative Tropes and become the Hidden Mysterious Mentor! Ozpin...

  15. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Everyone finds out that Whitley built a hugging machine. Nobody knows what to think when Ruby and Jaune make liberal use of it too. Ren: "...Out of curiosity, what else did you build?" Whitley: "A machine to tuck me in at night and make hot cocoa, a machine to tell me 'good job, bro', a...

  16. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Having only been exposed to corporate Aslanmas events, Weiss is thoroughly unprepared for a proper chaotic family Aslanmas. Weiss: *tilts head* "Presents? You mean...actual presents? That's actually a thing? I thought that was a myth, like getting a pony for your birthday." Nicholas: "Pony...

  17. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    All this needs is Raven bragging that her own corvid kids are superior to Yang.

  18. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    ...complete lack of any marketable skillset that did it in. Weiss never really got over Winter hooking up with her, ugh, Knight Daddy either." Weiss: *pale* Whitley: "And Xiao-Long needed therapy from day one. Who goes on a drunken rampage of destruction just because they had a break-up? She had...

  19. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    ...learn that Whitley's rebuilt the family fortune by going into the writing business. Weiss: "Whitley: A Spare's Tale?! What is this dreck?!" Yang: *reading the reviews* "A giant rollercoaster of a novel in four hundred sizzling chapters. A searing indictment of the lives and families of the...

  20. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    ...without looking up from his sandwich. Isabel: "Ebbeh - abbuh - awuh?" Jaune: "Oh, that? Just a little trick I picked up. No biggie." Yang: *staring at her reattached arm* *whimpers* Jaune: "Oh, right, I forgot, we don't have regenerative and resurrection magic here." Pyrrha: *panting...
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