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Chapter 12: Where The Fun Begins
“Take cover,” Nerim ignored her question, “This is gonna get a little hairy.”
She nodded and stood to the side, tying his robe's arms around her waist—seeing as it was too small to wear.
He took a deep breath and visualized cutting the door. He had never...
Chapter 11: It May Be Difficult
Halfway through his Bantha burger, Nerim was convinced he had to leave the Jedi Order. The conscription of his person as an infant was perhaps forgivable, but deprivation on this scale was not.
“This is amazing,” he said. The Ithorian puffed up proudly...
I'm pretty comfortable with 100~120 year lifespans for humans, and significant boosts for powerful Force Sensitives. Not to say every Force User is going to live to 200, but I always imagined they could age slower than a normal person if they really focused on being healthy and were lucky enough...
Hah! Jatz and Jizz are actually two separate genres, funnily enough. Or at least, it was in the old EU. I don't know how/if Disney has brought it back, I would not be surprised if they changed Jizz in the nu-canon. But in the EU, Jatz was a precursor genre of music that popped up in the Darth...
Chapter 10: D'ya Want A Cup Of Jawa Juice?
Nerim entered the negotiation chambers with little idea of what was happening—but he was a quick learner. By the end of the session, he had surmised that the Cathar were requesting a formal apology, reparations to be paid to the families, the dues...
Chapter 9: The Ability To Speak
It hadn't been a week, and Nerim was already in another starship. The yacht they traveled in was certainly ostentatious, with its sleek hull shined to a gleaming white and accented with the venerated deep red of the Republic. It was no cruiser, there was only...
Chapter 8: A Fine Addition
Looking out the window as the Jedi transport ship tunneled through hyperspace, Nerim wondered if he might freeze to death. According to the archives, the entire planet of Ilum looked to be one giant snowball, and while they were landing near the equator it would be...
Chapter 7: Perhaps I Killed A Jedi
Nerim nervously looked at Jianno from the corner of his eye as she cleaned the scorch mark from her gauntlet, wary that he'd get a bolt in the back at any moment. He knew he shouldn't be: They were in the temple. Anyone who attacked a Jedi in here would be...
Chapter 6: Bigger Fish
The open door lead to a dingy hallway, with two open doorways, a closed closet, and a closed door. It was all one room, perhaps more like a small apartment than an average hotel room. A small droid at around knee height waddled on its four legs out of one doorway and...
Chapter 5: Rethink Your Life
“Is this an appropriate location for our first mission?” Nerim asked, holding his coarse robes tightly to himself as they passed the belching exhaust pipe of an airspeeder. The mid levels of Coruscant were better than the lower levels, but they were much closer to...
Thank you! The fic takes place in 200 BBY, so at the very end of the golden age of the Republic and significantly prior to significant events like Palpatine being born.
Whoops! Sorry, I think it should be fixed now.
Chapter 4: No More, No Less
With their trials concluded, the initiates began to filter back to their living spaces. There was no final grand ceremony or mixing with the Knights and Masters; instead, it was expected that those who wanted to take an initiate as their Padawan would approach the...
Chapter 3: Out Of Hand
Nerim could, however, feel dozens of eyes set upon him. The instructor gazed at him with suspicion, while both boys deactivated their lightsabers and stood at attention. Explaining what lessons they had learned was something kept to the first round, for expediency, and...
Chapter 2: The Negotiations Will Be Short
With a self-satisfied grin, Nerim offered a hand to Douno, who gracefully accepted it and deactivated his lightsaber, shaking the numbness out of his lower body. They stood side by side, awaiting the instructor's commands. He was an older man of a...
That's fair if it's not for you. But for the record, you're placing a lot of trust in this youngling by assuming he's correct when he says he's weak in the Force.
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Chapter 1: Is That Legal?
Of all the odd ones—and there certainly were a few—Nerim had to be one of the oddest. This was readily apparent to all of his instructors, and presented itself clearly to the quartermaster of the Initiate Tournament when he provided his request to her.
“I...