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"Hello?" You snap up and look at the ground. It was a child, "Are you okay?" You smile and reach down and pull the Girl up. "I'm fine dear, What do you want to know?" She reached up and touches one of your scars.
"They look mean... Are you okay?" You smile and turn to pick a book out. It was...
Winners: Young Slime
You follow Shuka into the Slime Caves, "So one is turning blue? Why?" You get a sense of confusion, and worry. "Easy now maybe they're evolving... Or going through a metamorphism. You feel a slight hope but layered with worry.
Soon you see the Slimes, Hundreds of...
Winners: Night Dwellers, It was a Little Boy
*What do you have to report?* You smiled softly. *The Slane Theocracy Capital is dealt with... The whole Empire is currently in chaos.* Ainz shadow is currently in full plate and currently fighting a dozen ogres.
*That's good... Survivors?* You...
Your army kills any adults that comes out to investigate your, frankly, insane laughter. Children are captured and sent to the School. You ride forward on your unholy Hell Horse. Shalltear is attacking the Church in the center of the Capital.
You were going to the Soup Kitchen... From what...
MageTech-Demons (Demons that have been upgraded by Magic Tech), Balrogs of Ulthlines (3 Giant fallen angels that burn with fire and shadows), Conquer
You are sitting in a carriage, Next too you is a tall stack of books... Cooking books. In front of you is the Shalltear, who is now wearing a...
Winner: Teleport her away
Albedo is currently bowing profusely, begging for your forgiveness on Shalltears behalf. You simply turn and walk out... You heard a muffled scream and she hurried behind you. "Please My Lord, She didn't mean it. She acted rashly!"
You stop turn to the wall and Open...
Winners: Join them
You were riding forward on one of your Hell-hounds. On the way you learn that the man that ask you to help was named Gazef Stronoff, and works for a Empire know Re-Estize Kingdom. Once you see the enemy you pull the Hound to a stop.
The rest of the horse men stopped too and...
Winners: Teleport him to your peoples workshop, Summon A few Hell Hounds (The Size of Dire Wolves)
You stand outside with your Hell hounds. Ainz is currently discussing things with the Village Chief. Everyone is giving us a wide birth, and your fine with that, until a little girl came up to...
Winners: Somewhere far, Yes I will feed them
You are standing in your room. It's behind the stairs that leads up to the main tower. You are currently looking at a mirror, you finally get a good look at yourself since coming here only hours ago.
You design this form, from scratch no less...
Winners: Shadow Monarch: You are a being of pure shadow, Some say that your Are nightmare incarnate. Others say that you are a bastard of Hela. But everyone says that you are what brings darkness into the world. Wizard (Pick 2) Hellmancer: The Army of Hell are yours to command. Articifer: Magic...
You sit in your throne, next to a dozen copyright infringements. The Head of your Guard bowing respectfully even though she just an NPC. You create a mirror and look at yourself...
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Choose a race!
[ ] True Vampire(Evolved): You are the evolved form of the Greatest Vampires. You can walk in...
Winners: Fiddle with the Tool(You'll unlock an Ability)
It's been three months since you've started, as Private Investigator. Your armor has been modified to combine your Dragon armor and a standard C-Sec Heavy Assault Armor. You have been keeping a journal for every quest you've done.
One of...
Winners: Become a Private Investigator, Dream of a lusty argonian maid
"Why must the Armor be so... Tight? I can feel my balls go back in me." Chellick shakes his head. "You welcome to quit if you want." You growl a bit, you didn't like this bird. Too... distrustful. "I just join your...