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  1. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: The Abomination

    Ruby had seen monsters in her life, vicious creatures with claws and fangs. She'd seen evil in her life, from petty selfishness, to people who just wanted to cause pain for the sake of pain. But what she was looking at right now? Was a fucking abomination. It was some new form of Grimm. With...
  2. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I might have over hyped the size a bit. But they're still big as fuck. And speedy wolves? Oh yes. This can only end one way. Zwei the war corgi and his battle brothers.
  3. SharkCultist

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    Well Ruby obviously gets dire wolves, being little red riding hood and all. Have fun fighting the girl with a pack of bus sized wolves.
  4. SharkCultist

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    Nora: "It's just a practice wedding." *Ren Glances at paperwork* Ren: "A legally binding practice wedding."
  5. SharkCultist

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    Turns out his dad got the advice from his mom. And the advice was supposed to counter "Natural himbo energy" that he supposedly inherited from his dad
  6. SharkCultist

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    Every time I hear that girls last name for some reason it always makes me think of Zeon from Gundam.
  7. SharkCultist

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    Aura assisted fruits and veggies + aura assisted puberty is a mother fucker.
  8. SharkCultist

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    Considering between the two teams there's six girls what I'm saying is Jaune is going to be hearing the attack on Titan theme alot. And when I say tall I mean the top of jaunes head will be about equal with Ruby's tits. And she's still short by comparison to the others.
  9. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Luckily because of horny magic (the power of QQ) and a very active lifestyle it's all going to their boobs and butts, and for some reason height? Unluckily beacon doors were not designed for thicc ass Amazonian women.
  10. SharkCultist

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    Another option is he knows Salem still has a connection to him and he doesn't want to lead her to someone with silver eyes.
  11. SharkCultist

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    Threadmarks: Reconciliation

    Jaune Arc loved his momma. Most people do. But to be honest he didn't get a long with her that well. They were just too different. He wore his heart on his sleeve and was always hopefully optimistic. His mom was outwardly cold and calculating and didn't believe in Optimism, just effort and...
  12. SharkCultist

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    Threadmarks: What Lies Beneath

    Neptune was afraid of water. It was something that was just a part of life to his team. Grass was green, Grimm were bad, and Neptune was a wuss. They never really asked about it, not that he'd tell them. Choking gasping hands holding him under the cold water. No it's not something he would...
  13. SharkCultist

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    ...I'm dumb. I just figured out Weiss grandpa is supposed to be Santa.
  14. SharkCultist

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    "I am Jaune Fucking Arc. And this is my boomstick!"
  15. SharkCultist

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    "How dare you give me this humiliating curse!" "Just take a class and get some water wings you big baby." "Not that, the dating thing!" "Oh. Yeah that wasn't us you just have negative game." "What?" "You actively repel pussy. Hell I'm pretty sure enough exposure to you would turn a team of...
  16. SharkCultist

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    Well considering almost all of the not insane robots are basically going to see him as a returning god? I forsee lots of robot waifu.
  17. SharkCultist

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    I could see Jaune with a Magikarp. Something seen as useless initially but has great potential.
  18. SharkCultist

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    Love digimon, though considering how things go maybe Pyrrha should be the one dressed as wizardmon.....
  19. SharkCultist

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    Roman knows the signs of a bitter ex. So he knows he has two options forward. Seduce her, which he doesn't want to do because she's a human Grimm thing and probably a yandere. So option two it is. Play up being the sassy gay best friend and talk shit about her ex with her.
  20. SharkCultist

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    Ruby: so is it going to be hard to fix your armor? I can help if you want. Jaune: nah that's ok, he's good. Ruby:...he? *mouths and eyes open up on jaunes armor and long tongues snake out grabbing at any metals it can get and pulling it inside the mouths which disappear after consuming the...
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