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Chapter 9: A Normal Girl with Normal Knees
“Thankfully, my full memory has come back. Even the ones that haunt me.”
— 18—
Hat on.
Hat off.
Hat on?
Cards frowned at her reflection. Even after a shower and a not-so-good-night’s rest she looked haggard with her tired, sunken eyes and...
Chapter 8: Oh God Cinder has Airpods in, She Can’t Hear You!
“...and a Fall Maiden with a surname so appropriate, she probably picked it herself. Something tells me you’ve got more than a slight case of egomania, is that right?”
— 16 —
The Number hurt. It did that from time to time. There...
Chapter 7: Dead Air
“Scientifically speaking, alcohol is a solution.”
— 13—
Twenty years.
You’d think after spending twenty years—working her ass off and burying herself in student debt. Subsisting off cheap microwaveables. Being anonymously gifted with chew toys and dog biscuits and keeping...
Chapter 6: I Used to do Drugs, Now I do Racism
“How can it be a hate crime if I loved doing it?”
— 12 —
“You don’t need to be afraid of it,” Adam said, giving the new recruits an optimistic species of look. He held out his hands, and the new Fangist gave him the rifle he’d been pawing at...
Chapter 5: I’m Not Paralyzed, but I Seem To Be Struck By You
“I’ve decided that the stuff falling through the cracks is confetti and I’m having a party.”
— 10 —
“I belong here,” Jack told the archaeologist, his body language firm. Commanding. A man expecting to be obeyed as a matter of...
Chapter 4: I Don’t Give a Damn, Not an Iota—Motherfucker, I’m the Straightest Shota
“Here, Jaune, let me help you up. So I can touch you. Did you hurt your rear end, too?”
— 8 —
Moments like these made the world make sense. Between the chaos of other people and the insanity of daily life, it...
Chapter 3: And Remember, No Mistrali
“I got bounce, I got booby
I got shake, I got booty.”
—Cards’ Creed
— 6 —
As far as Weiss was concerned, her only role here was to remind Ruby how to breathe. She had a terrible feeling that unless she was keeping watch, Ruby would forget, die, and then...
Chapter 2: Just Because You Can Is Legal Grounds For Why You Should
“In my defense, you left me unsupervised.”
— 4 —
Trees.
Man, fuck trees.
Jack thought they’d be landing past some simple trees. Nothing major. Maybe a story or two, like the trees he knew back in the city parks back in Vale...
Volume 2: And Other Broken Things
Chapter 1: Not Everything with a Long Title is a Song by Forever Fallout Boy
“He is even worse than a Faunus, he is—may the gods of Light and Dark forgive me for uttering this word—Cielo!”
— 1 —
She had that dream again.
Sweat licked at her like a lonely...
Chapter 10: No Love
“You and I were going to change the world, remember? We were destined light to the fires of revolution!”
— 27 —
“Please, Adam. Please!” she cried, banging fists on the door. Clawing at it in desperation. She choked down a sob. “Don’t do this to me, Adam. Please. Please!”...
Chapter 9: Juice your Colada
“Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be… DELICIOUS!”
— 24 —
Despite the ever accumulating mountain of evidence to the contrary, Cards had somehow stupidly believed that the day had run out of ways to make her regret getting out of bed that...
Chapter 8: Wear Protection, Say No to Animal Girls
“I’m talking about kicking off the semester with a bang!
“I always kick my semesters off with a Yang!”
“Booooooooo!”
—22—
There was a reason Cielo hated hospitals beyond the needles and surgical equipment. Hospital orderlies always seemed to...
Chapter 7: It’s Like We’re Too Old to Trick-or-Treat But Too Young To Die
“The shield gets smaller, so when I get tired of carrying it, I can just… put it away…”
— 19 —
“Reminds me of home,” Jack said. From their vantage point at the edge of Beacon’s plateau, she and him could see what felt...
Chapter 6: The Handyman Can
“I can’t take it anymore! Can everyone just chill out for two seconds before something crazy happens again?!”
—15—
Part of Jack felt glad Pyrrha was taking the lead here. It was in his best interests, in the end.
“There’s a few things you’ll want to do if you want...
Chapter 5: Death Is Just Part of the Process
“Thank you, Professor Ozpin. But I would never have made it this far without my teammates.”
—Some Liar, Probably
—12—
They say that ex-Huntsmen account for half of all serious crime in the Four Kingdoms. Have hands in it at the very least...
Chapter 4: The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage
“Do you feel that?”
“Soul-crushing regret?”
— 9 —
“You stole my airpass,” Pyrrha said, teeth grit.
“I needed it more than you,” Jack replied, hands in his pockets as he trudged southeast. Dropping her to the ground...
Chapter 3: Safety Is Proportional to How Much Punishment One Can Take
“Nailed it!”
— 5 —
Cielo had never really cared very much for the word ‘initiation’, namely because the last time he’d been ‘initiated’ into something, he spent four hours trying to get the blood out of his clothes. Too bad...
Chapter 2: There’s A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet
“I don’t need people to help me grow up. I drink milk!”
— 3 —
Cards stepped into the student center, her sopping wet boots squeaking against the smooth marble floor. It took an embarrassing...
A More Flawed Gem [RWBY]
Spat out by Eric d’Orléans & Jojo Salatcia
Summary: All Beacon proved to be for Pyrrha Nikos was training for her shiny new career in the illustrious field of idiot wrangling. When life forces her to lead a team of anti-social weirdos, morally deplorable thieves, and...