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  1. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    A few years later... Weiss: *obliviously innocent* "Ruby, you should really learn proper table manners." Yang: "What's wrong with her table manners?" Weiss: "They're atrocious. I overheard her feeding off Jaune the other night, and there were these obscene slobbering and gagging noises. It...

  2. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Fate is a Two Way Door

    Salem: "So, here you are at last. Mankind's greatest heroes. Do you even know who you fight alongside with, Ozma?" *Salem stands alone at her castle. She smiles and looks over the assembled heroes; teams RWBY and JNR, Qrow and Ozpin, Arturia and the Knights, Nick and his team, Tai, and...

  3. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Cinder's trauma with Cinder-puppet and Ruby's issues with the team cat should take center stage.

  4. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune as the reincarnated Orochimaru: "Scrub, get on my level." Isabel: *freaked out* "What?" Jaune: "Nothing, nothing, it's not like this is painfully amateurish to one of my caliber and I would have fed such a fool to Manda bit by bit."

  5. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Blake: "You're safe, Weiss. NTR bastards never go for the bratty ojousamas first." Weiss: "What's that supposed to mean?!" Blake: "Now, someone like Pyrrha or Yang or Ruby? Totally in their strikezone! But...but NTR bastards can also go for aloof and nosy bookworms and foreigners...and...and I'm...

  6. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune should be using all his no-doubt ill-gotten familial wealth to help the deserving faunus. Why Jaune should take financial advice from an ex-terrorist activist is another matter entirely. Velvet: "Breakers-damned hippies! Get a job like the rest of us!"

  7. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Isabel: "Well, she was one bad day away from becoming a supervillain." Ruby: "...Eh?" Isabel: "Her motto was "Can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'." Ruby: "EH?!" Isabel: "Every Halloween, she'd hang out at the terminal patients' ward at the Vale Hospital..." Ruby: "That...that doesn't...

  8. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune creatively reinterprets Blake's words to hilarious effect. Blake: "Wha...what do you mean, 'it's time to conquer Menagerie'?!" Velvet: "We're conquering Menagerie? Sweet! Can I get in on this?" Nora: "Dibs on the volcano!" Blake: "There is no volcano in Menagerie!" Between the...

  9. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    "Let them come. Crocea Mors hungers."

  10. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ren: "Racist." Blake: "Excuse me?!" Ren: "You're a catgirl hiding from her mysterious past. You wear a yukata. You use Mistrali-factory knockoff shadow clones. You even carry a kusarigama. You couldn't be more of a kunoichi rip-off if you tried, you cultural appropriator." Blake: *in shock* Ren...

  11. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune: "Well, if you won't, I'll have to go with Plan B." Isabel: "What's Plan B?" Jaune: *shrugs* "Sell my soul to this evil crown thing I found down in the forest and become an avatar of destruction and terror." Isabel: "...Jaune, you've been spending too much time playing videogames-" *Jaune...

  12. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Crackfic idea: Jaune's semblance is "Morally Questionable Blonde", which turns him into a variety of, you guessed it, morally-questionable blondes. Sometimes, he gets someone like Lord Flashheart, who's only dangerous to the chastity of women in the vicinity. And sometimes, he gets someone...

  13. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Meme Dagoth setting up tier lists for the cast while Jaune just listens in and snarks. "Come Nerevar, come. Let us sit down and discuss your paramours, even if they are all filthy n'wahs." "My what now?" Blake? As the closest thing Remnant has to a farm tool, she also has the dubious...

  14. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Go ahead and add to it! I imagine that Ruby's inhibitions drop, little by little, the more time goes on. The more comfortable she is in her vampirism, the more relaxed she gets - endgame Ruby is basically that picture I posted. There's also a little bit of Ruby's subconscious beliefs about...

  15. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Vampire Ruby

    Ruby: *quietly sobbing into her pillow* Jaune: *quietly enters RWBY's dorm, and closes the door behind him* "Ruby..." Ruby: *sniffles* "Go'way." Jaune: *comes closer and closer to Ruby's bed* Ruby: "Go away, Jaune! I'm a monster! I'm a monster-" *Weakened from tears, exhaustion and surprise...

  16. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    *Kevin falls in pieces* Cinder: "What the fuck?!" Kojiro: "In the end, dragons are simply bigger swallows."

  17. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Through celestial shenanigans, Jaune is the reborn Solomon without his memory. The catch? Goetia and the 72 Demon Pillars are his semblance, and they're fully self-aware. Goetia: "Of course the one thing that stays constant would be your lechery, Solomon." Jaune: "I'm not a lech...and I'm not...

  18. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Given that the protagonists of FGO look exactly like the theoretical twin children of Shirou and Rin... I mean, Ritsuka even fistfights Goetia while they're both dying, just like his old man against Kotomine.

  19. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    "Evil have been all thy ways, daughter of Ghira..."

  20. [RWBY] The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War!

    Ozpin: "I can't remove my gift, Raven, but what I can do is alter it. Therefore, you are now a member of the raphus cucullatus species." Raven: "What the hell is that?!" Ozpin: "The dodo."
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