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  1. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 49: Jon VI

    Chapter 49: Jon VI Lady Melisandre did not miss much, it seemed. "The Onion Knight has returned," she told him, just as the letter arrived on his desk, sealed with the black wax of the Watch. Jon unfurled the parchment, perused it once, twice. He swallowed. Rickon... The thought that another...

  2. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 48: Reek II

    Chapter 48: Reek II "Who is this?" Lady Barbery Dustin demanded. "And where is the boy? Did your bastard refuse to surrender him?" She leaned forwards to inspect him closer. "And this old man-" Barbery recoiled. "Oh, gods be good! What in all the hells is that smell? Has the old wretch soiled...

  3. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 47: Victarion III

    Chapter 47: Victarion III The night of Euron's demise, Victarion had done two things. The first was to pull the Reader aside. "What is it, Victarion?" the Reader had asked as he was led out of earshot of the other captains, sinking deeper and deeper into their revelry. Some captains had...

  4. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 46: Jaime V

    Chapter 46: Jaime V The Lord of Riverrun looked better than when Jaime had last seen him, in spite the paleness of his complexion and the thinness of his frame. His hair had been properly cropped and washed clear of all the filth that had gathered during his time as a captive, his beard shorn...

  5. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 45: Turning the Page

    Chapter 45: Turning the Page (Retcon) The horn was bigger than I had expected. Onyx-black and made from the bone of what must have been a truly enormous dragon; it was banded with Valyrian steel and red gold, studded with strange Valyrian glyphs that I had to remember to get the Grandmaester...

  6. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 44: Sansa III

    Chapter 44: Sansa III Sansa could not help but flinch when the blade fell. That Petyr would be executed had not been in doubt for days. His trial had been swift, and his conviction unanimous. Not even his supposed allies dared stand with him. His attempts at convincement fell on deaf ears. One...

  7. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 43: Jon V

    Chapter 43: Jon V Eastwatch or the Shadow Tower, Jon assumed, yet when he flipped it over the wax was gold rather than black. Stannis. Jon cracked the seal and unfurled the parchment, casting his gaze over the script. Stannis has taken Deepwood Motte. Though the Watch was sworn to take no...

  8. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 42: Arianne II

    Chapter 42: Arianne II He's killing himself, Arianne thought. The king sat at the head of the table, leaned back in his seat, leading the small council. His eyes were red, ringed with dark circles that spoke of lost sleep. Bruises covered one half of his face, hard-won on the training yard. He...

  9. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 41: Reek

    Chapter 41: Reek He would not run. He could not run. I will deliver my lord that castle, Reek resolved. I will. I must. The ruins of Moat Cailin were visible at a distance, obscured by mist. His horse jostled between his legs, rubbing his thighs. Reek did not mind it. He observed himself...

  10. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 40: Victarion II

    Chapter 40: Victarion II The Iron Victory swept forwards, her ram cutting clean through the choppy green waters. Oars slapped the sea. Salt sprayed his face. And ahead, the horizon lay clear. Victarion felt his fist clench around the handle of his axe. The Drowned God had not fashioned him...

  11. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 39: The Threads of Fate

    Chapter 39: The Threads of Fate Beneath a wave of pleasure a snowy waste presented itself. With the gusts of snowy wind buffeting me from all sides came little sounds. Human sounds. Grunts and groans and moans and whimpers. Pain? Fear? Maybe. Probably. In dreamworld the details were always...

  12. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 38: Jon IV

    Chapter 38: Jon IV In the granary were oats, wheat, barley, and barrels of coarse ground flower. In the root cellars lengths of onions and garlic and turnips and radishes dangled on strings from the rafters. Bags of carrots and spuds and barrels of corn lined the walls. On the shelves were...

  13. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 37: Cersei V

    Chapter 37: Cersei V "Her saddle girth burst whilst she was riding," said Ser Balmar. Lady Falyse looked like she was about to cry. "Mother's hip shattered in the fall. Maester Franken did all he could, but to no avail. So now all we can do is pray..." Cersei plastered a sympathetic smile...

  14. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 36: Jaime IV

    Chapter 36: Jaime IV A horn cut through the cluttered air. The riders were already dismounting when Jaime emerged from within his tent; the sounds of hooves and boots and armour mixing in with all the others noises of camp. It seemed to be a half-dozen knights, with two-dozen other men in...

  15. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 35: Sansa II

    Chapter 35: Sansa II It took all the Lords of the Vale a little more than a few weeks to arrive. That much made sense, at least. The roads between many of the keeps were narrow, and infested with hill tribes. Many of the lords arrived to the Eyrie itself with tales of repelled ambushes and...

  16. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 34: Davos II

    Chapter 34: Davos II "We'll make King's Landing within the hour," the captain announced. Davos nodded, accepting the news with the grim certainty of a man facing the chopping block. He went to the rail on the edge of the deck of the ship and looked at the churning seas below. The bow of the...

  17. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 33: Jon III

    Chapter 33: Jon III "The realm will curse us all for this," snarled Ser Alliser Thorne from atop his horse. "Every honest man in Westeros will turn his head and spit on the ground at any mention of the Night's Watch." What would you know of honest men? Jon thought but didn't say. Ser Alliser...

  18. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 32: Arya III

    Chapter 32: Arya III The godswood at Winterfell had always been quiet, Arya remembered. As she trudged across the leaf-covered ground, boots tromping in snow, she passed by thickets of ash, chestnut, oak and ironwood trees towards the pale branches of the heart tree. Blood-red leaves formed...

  19. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 31: Jaime III

    Chapter 31: Jaime III Though Littlefinger had been named Lord of Harrenhall, he seemed in no great haste to stake his claim. Jaime sighed. Of course not. Baelish was a traitor, destined for nothing more than an early burial. And so that task would fall to him. And what a task it was! That...

  20. The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Competent - ASOIAF SI
    Threadmarks: Chapter 30: Pirates

    Chapter 30: Pirates When Asha Greyjoy's fleet entered Blackwater Bay, a not insignificant amount of alarm ensued. Tales of ironborn raids were well-known, even here on the far side of Westeros. Rape and murder and plunder. And so when the kraken hoved into view across the horizon, carried...
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