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I'm British, and today I will be making American gravy for the first time.
As far as I can tell, the difference between British gravy and American gravy is that you use milk instead of meat stock, and you mix the meat in with it rather than pouring it on the meat later. So what you end up with...
Though it has done me many years of good service, I think that it is finally time to replace my keyboard. It's just gotten to the point that I make more spelling errors due t key presses not registering than I do from my own errors. Ideally, I'd like to replace it with an identical model but...
I link every post in my story to a contents list on the second post in my current active thread. I take the link from the misleadingly titled 'permalink' tool in the bottom right hand corner.
It turns out that these aren't permanent at all. At this point most of my links have become...
A couple of days ago Google's safe search became active on my computer and I don't appear able to turn it off. I've tried searching for an answer and haven't found one that I found intelligible. Any advice?
Dependency Day
My bed feels soft. Did I go to sleep on top of the duvet? Stars? Did I leave the blinds open? I try to turn to the clock, but there's just more stars? I wake up pretty much instantly at that point and OH SHIT THAT’S THE EARTH! I see the Earth and it’s a long way away and...
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