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Taurica should've been happy.
That's what everyone told her, at least.
"You should be happy!" the people she talked to about it would say. "You're a mamono with a handsome hero for a husband, a steady business, plenty of sex, seven beautiful daughters! Plenty of monstergirls would kill to be...
“Oh my God, you killed him,” I said, even as my compatriot licked clean the blade with which he had just sliced a teenager’s head off.
“He was a witness,” Benny, my brainless Brujah brother-in-arms said, shrugging. “Saw me use Celerity. Couldn’t be allowed to live.”
“Yes! Yes, he could...
The contract was sealed in blood.
I could make no sense of the Malkavian who hired me’s ramblings. But I was not paid to interpret the babbling of mad prophets. Nor was I paid to understand why my clients wanted people dead. I was paid, in both vitae and lucre, to kill things. And so, here...
The Chief God looked out over the world, and despaired. She had been horrified when her predecessor had fallen, and at the debauchery the world had descended into. And now, she could do nothing but watch as all the free species of the world were slowly but steadily being driven extinct.
The...
My voice has gone hoarse, inside the locker.
I screamed, at first. Begged someone, anyone, to help me.
Nobody answered, and now, my voice is gone.
I feel the filth around me, the bugs crawling about in it. The awful, never-ending heat.
I wait in silence. A beetle skitters...
Dogs are man's best friend.
Since the dawn of time, they've held that they are the dearest companions of their humans, the ones who've always held the most respect, mankind's right-hand species, cats need not apply. They, before any other animal, were humanity's partners in crime.
And dogs...
No kingdom has ever raised its castles to match the glory of Camelot, the high walls standing tall and proud (they were still under construction, though, and since the project’s overseer, Sir Kay, was still recovering from his latest ass-kicking, they would be staying that way for quite some...
AN: Simply an idea I had. Nothing will likely come of it, but I thought it amusing enough to share,
Darth Pisa enters, hands behind his back in a parade rest.
DARTH PISA: Young Sith of the Academy, I am Darth Pisa, brought here today to discuss with you a very important message. (Frowns...
You know, when I accepted the somewhat vague job offer from this Chaldea place, I wasn't exactly expecting it to be in Antarctica. Or to be run by wizards. I mean, sure they call themselves "mages" but they're basically wizards. Still, what kept me on after the whole "magic is real, and most of...