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  1. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Comedic prompt: Isabel realizes in horror that for all she and her husband did to protect Jaune, they forgot to give him ‘the talk’ when it came to safe sex. Knowing fully what kind of women could be at Beacon, having had to fend them off while her then-future husband remained oblivious, she...
  2. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I’ve got some shorts to submit but I’ve been delayed by internet troubles with the laptop I wrote them on. I’ll get them here eventually. Going in line with Jaune’s Semblance of de-aging people, we’ve already got potential issues with Willow and Glynda trying to stake a claim or falling for...
  3. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Seeing as I'm a big fan of Jaune time traveling to before the show and accidentally/purposefully saving Cinder from her horrible childhood among other future villains and becoming Dad Jaune, I'm excited for more temporal sibling shenanigans. Then again, if it weren't for my dedication to one...
  4. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    They are canids, but a different part of the family tree. You wouldn’t call a fox or a jackal a wolf, even though they are related. Similar situation, only they only really found out through genetic analysis. Plenty of things are getting reclassified through the same method, such as the American...
  5. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Well, dire wolves aren't the size of a bus and technically aren't even actual wolves. Unless we're talking from other universes where they have the same name or something, like ASOIAF, and even then they aren't that big. Bigger issue would be dire wolves that mesh with her Semblance and now...
  6. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Prompt: either through technology or magic mystical mumbo jumbo, nearby Grimm pools instead change and start spawning animals. Problem is, these are extinct animals from prehistory and there’s a hell of a lot to pick from. On the flip side, people with unlocked Auras can subdue and eventually...
  7. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Years later, while watching his second child on the swingset, with Nora nursing their third… Ren: wait, that wasn't a practice justice of the peace… or a practice honeymoon… or a practice second wedding with my old fiancé… or a practice delivery… or a practice buying a house and looking for...
  8. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] No Victory in Strength (Minecraft Jaune)

    In Coco’s case, she needs to think of a way to help Jaune acquire materials, including those he can’t easily get ahold of or aren’t available in his kingdom. I’m assuming not everything in Remnant is easily accessible in every region or else Menagerie wouldn’t be as poor as it is. What resources...
  9. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    If Jaune wound up in Star Wars, any era could work and depending on the era then any number of things could happen. He could bring back FemRevan from the Dark Side somehow (in another dimension, Pyrrha senses a new rival) or maybe he stops the rise of the Empire? Or does he become Force...
  10. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ideas for Cowboys: Jaune has to deal with some horse girls at Beacon (not horse Faunus). If you know, you know. Jaune is asked to teach the others how to lasso. Mayhem ensues with Nora wanting to tie up Ren, Blake making weirder and weirder knots, Pyrrha somehow lassoing both her and Jaune...
  11. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    An Ash Jaune would more likely use a lever action rifle, but then again that could be any number of Western movie star personas as well. We are also assuming certain types of armor don’t affect Jaune or else we might have his personas take on new forms if, for example, he wore advanced combat...
  12. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Why Jaune doesn't use a Shotgun

    Why Jaune doesn't use a shotgun It wasn't supposed to be like this. He'd found a place he could be safe, away from the kind of life he'd left behind. But of course, the organized crime of the area just had to come calling, trying to extort him for protection money, lest they burn his business...
  13. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Menagerie becomes the big game hunter capital of the world, sort of like combining Australia, colonial Africa and Skull Island. Problem is, Salem forgot about the giants resting beneath Menagerie and other parts of the world that are not Grimm, and then Godzilla awakens due to some of her...
  14. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Well, the costumes would have to be either very specific about a career or skills (Pyrrha dressing as a belly dancer suddenly makes her skilled in belly dancing and related skilled) or it’d have to be fantastical enough to warrant a major change. Ruby dresses as Death? Boom, actual grim reaper...
  15. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Well, depending on the kind of outfits/costumes the main cast and others might take, I could see this going terribly funny, terribly awful, or terribly awful for Salem. Question is, what would everyone dress up as to begin with? Jaune is dorky enough to dress up as a video game character, but...
  16. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Valhalla Liberty Prime Requiem Elysium Skyfall Hammer of Dawn Valkyrja Tempest
  17. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Isabel: (suspiciously knowing smirk) well, I do happen to know how to find an available young man who would give you exactly that scenario… but you'll have to discover that for yourself. By the way, I'll be helping further integrate your prosthetic with your fighting style, with Jaune as a...
  18. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    The ritual persists.jpeg I do wonder why the naming convention for Willow’s children are all W’s. Maybe Jaune can break this trend depending on the Schnee daughter he bags?
  19. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    White Fang: why do I hear a passing bell ringing all of a sudden?
  20. Abramus5250

    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Or Salem was in disguise sometime and young Jaune's pure wholesomeness awoke feelings in her she'd thought long dead. Cue her finding out from Cinder that Jaune is attending Beacon and suddenly she's conflicted about her plans and/or wants Jaune for herself, seeing as he's a much better prospect...
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