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  1. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    A Radian idea: the Arc family's other neighbors are the Addams family and he's sort of Pugsley's and Wednesday's elder brother figure. Ruby thinks the whole aesthetic is awesome, Yang fainted when she realized she was shaking hands with a disembodied hand, Blake and Weiss are equally...

  2. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Yang is probably getting there but is a wee bit too high on her pride and the need to rub her 'success' in that spoiled cat's face. Weiss is, of course, going to attempt diplomacy. In this case, she took one look at a picture of Jaune in full royal armor and her Daddy-meter shorted out.

  3. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    It turns out that none of RWBY can actually lead and they go their own ways to prove their kingdom is better. Blake tries, but she rules like Robin Hood, taking from the rich to give to the poor. 'Rich', in this case, being humans. There Will Be Equality. Yang 'leads' as a wandering kick-ass...

  4. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Crack idea: Yang and Blake start their relationship as per canon, and instead of being left alone Ruby unofficially rejoins JNR. Hilarity ensues when Yang's abandonment issues come into play. Yang: *glaring through her binoculars* "Look at them all cuddly and huggy together, just cuz Nora had...

  5. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Mercury is simply the most tragic of the lot for the simple reason that evil is the only thing he's ever known.

  6. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Tai: "Ruby, you're my only hope for grandkids now." Ruby: "What? Why?" Tai: "Yang's gone full chunni. At her age, there's no coming back." Yang: "Excuse me?!" Tai: *sobbing into his handkerchief* "Now she's going to start a biker gang and make them call her 'aneki'!" Ruby: "Dad, maybe you're...

  7. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Instead of the Rusted Knight, future Jaune is a Chris Redfield expy. Yang: *neck craning upwards* "Hubba hubba." Blake: *discreetly wiping away drool* "Big humie yum-yum~" Not to mention Cinder's reaction. Cinder: "I - what the hell?" Pyrrha: *cocks her pistols* "What?" Cinder: "A tube-top...

  8. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Tai: "NO! Absolutely not! My little girl is not going to have a cleavage wind... say, you're Isabel's boy, right? With the farms and the brewery? And you were supposed to go to medical school?" Jaune: "Um..." Tai: "Silly me, Ruby's fashion sense is perfect! You kids have fun now! Bring me...

  9. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    All ancient faunus royalty and animal deities are from Menagerie. At least, according to Blake.

  10. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Rick: "HEY, UGLY!" *Imhotep turns and sees Rick hold up a shocked Blake. He shrieks and vanishes in a dustdevil.* Blake: "Wha - that's RACIST!"

  11. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Crack idea #1: The collateral damage from Team RWBY's antics are paid off by their marketing, as they soon find out when Weiss does a little digging. Ozpin: "Of course, Miss Rose. The reason I chose you to lead Team RWBY is because you resonated the best with our target demographic." Ruby...

  12. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Captain E. Blackadder: "Alas, Miss Hood accidentally, tragically, unfortunately shot herself while shaving." Blake: "What?!" Blackadder: "A shame too, after these documents, retrieved from her quarters, show that she was colluding with the White Fang." Ironwood: "I trust you have proof...

  13. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: The Actual End of Volume 9

    Blake: *mumbling* "I'm a manipulative gaslighter?" Yang: *mumbling* "I'm a toxic enabler?" Sun: *cheerfully* "And you took Ruby to a tea shop after she committed suicide with tea!" Yang: *sniffle* Weiss: "Wow, I held my younger brother at swordpoint and I'm still the most normal member of this...

  14. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Secret Boss Jaune comes with his own lines. "I AM THE RECKONING." "I AM THE TESTAMENT TO YOUR FAILURES." "I AM THE ANVIL UPON WHICH YOU SHALL BE SHAPED...OR DISCARDED." "NO WONDER SHE ABANDONED YOU." "DIE A HERO, AS SHE DID." "TEN OF YOU, AND THEY ALL RUN. IRONIC." "YOUR FATHER CANNOT BUY...

  15. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ruby: "Yang, Yang, Yang... I didn't just ask Jaune to break you and Blake on his cock because it was really hot and manly. I did it because the two of you are fucking insufferable together and drag the entire gang into your drama of the week."

  16. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune's team gets pretty used to the idea that he ends up isekaied to random fantasy worlds every night. Team RWBY...not so much. Ruby: "Wha...what's with Jaune's aura?" *Goodwitch takes a good, long look at the multiple overlapping bars of Jaune's aura meter compared to Cardin's." Jaune...

  17. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune, as mentioned earlier in the thread, is a very good cook. Blake, having spent most of her life in the White Fang, is just a little ignorant that there're more ways to prepare fish than just frying, grilling, and sushi, and that there's more fish than just generic tuna cuts and sardines...

  18. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Qrow's true nemesis in the Atlesian military isn't Ironwood or Winter; it's instead the long-suffering viper faunus, Captain E. Blackadder, who quickly becomes Blake's nemesis as well. Ironwood: "Ah, Blackadder! I'd like you to meet our newest recruit, Bob!" Blackadder: "...Bob, sir?"...

  19. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ruby: *gasp* "Jaune, you're the Yulefather?!" Weiss: "It's just a dumb costume, Ruby! Sneaking into our room?! This is a new low, Arc!" Jaune: *wincing* "Actually, no, I'm not the Yulefather. I just help him out every Aslanmas." Ruby: *quivering* "Then...prezzies?" Yang: "Come on Ruby, he's...

  20. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Friendship Broken and A Man's Duty

    Ruby: "HAH! Your sister's my bestie now!" Weiss: "Oh yeah?! Well, I stole away your best friend!" Ruby: "Snob!" Weiss: "Brat!" Ruby: "Elitist!" Weiss: "Child!" Ruby: "FLAT!" Jaune: *tiredly* "The spider's gone, Pyrrha." Ren: "And so are the mouse, the earwig, the two weevils under the bed, and...
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