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  1. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    "As Jaune Arc, I pretend to be afraid. But, with a mask as my disguise, I ride through the night... and raise my sword in the name of justice. For I am ZORRO!" Ruby: *squee* Weiss: "I...I suppose that...vigilantism is..." *blush* Yang: *wide eyed, remembering Zorro dueling her and snipping off...

  2. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Whitley: *resigned* "You're thinking about your daughter having my kids, aren't you?" Kali: *cheerfully* "It's that or I start thinking about how our only daughter left us and we have no idea where she is before I start crying myself to sleep." Whitely: "..." <Weeks later> Blake: *reading her...

  3. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    The team is surprisingly functional and well-oiled; Jaune catches up to Blake before she can pull her disappearing trick and drags her back to their team. Even Blake's departure to Menagerie is made with the full consent and blessing of her teammates. When travelling with team JPBY, Ruby also...

  4. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune's grandmother is an Arturia-expy, so the obvious answers are Morgan and Vortigern. Nana Arturia's sealed spear, Rhongomyniad, is more than just a weapon - it is a relic of the God of Light, planted as a pillar of the World. The alien nature of a God overwrites those that dare touch the...

  5. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    When the teams have to infiltrate a White Fang cell, Blake is not happy that they take a page out of her book: Jaune: "Excuse me? Did you just ask me what kind of faunus I was?" Nora: "Wow, that's giga racist!" Yang: "I bet you think our white haired friend here is a Schnee, too!" Weiss: "Tch...

  6. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Pyrrha: *eyes screwed shut* "Beloved! Pyrrha made too-too delicious kleftiko!" Ren: *surprised* "Um, Pyrrha? I'm not-" Pyrrha: *eyes open wide in horror* Nora: *primal, demonic snarl* Pyrrha: *arcs out of the water* "Jaune! Le...le...let's wash each other's backs the traditional way!" Jaune...

  7. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    -Ruby finds out that the Arcs grow some of the best strawberries around. -Blake's experience in social justice and reforms leads her to the inexplicable conclusion that being human feudal overlords is racist and the Arcs' faunus tenants are oppressed. Meanwhile, this just reinforces the beliefs...

  8. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I'm surprised that there hasn't been more on the Vacation in Radian front. Imagine Ruby finding out that the Arcs own a strawberry farm.

  9. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    And then Weiss figures out that trying to get a date with her was teenage rebellion on Jaune's part. He actually likes em thicc and strong. Nora: "I guess you can't take the farm out of the farmboy, after all." Weiss: *hyperventilating* "Yang...Pyrrha...but Ruby too?!"

  10. [RWBY] The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War!

    Theodore: "Oh, Uncle Whitley's nice, but Aunt Weiss...let's just say that there's such a thing as too many cats and leave it at that." Weiss: *horrified shriek*

  11. [RWBY] White Knight Errant

    Pyrrha: "Oh, we thought of that too!" *Ruby pulls out a pair of red and black wolf ears, Pyrrha a long, luxurious red fox tail*

  12. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    What Pyrrha expected: Jaune: "Oh Pyrrhiet!" Pyrrha: "Oh Jomeo!" What Pyrrha got: *Pyrrha strides up to Jaune amidst a shootout, yanks his own pistols out of his holsters while he cocks his shotgun, and they have a nice proper romantic evil mook shoot-up* Yang: *clenches fist* "I could...

  13. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Athena Nikos has plans involving classic dramas and epic fantasies. Unfortunately for her, Team JNPR are an absolute hit in campy action/adventure/comedy/horror movies, like Remnant's version of the Brendan Fraser Mummy movies. Weiss: "Is that Arc?" *Jaune, back to back with a badass...

  14. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Roman Archaman: *bumps into someone* "Oh, excuse me, I didn't mean to-" The Chaldean: *wide-eyed* "..." Roman: "...Oh hell." The Chaldean: "...Third Noble Phantasm, DEPLOY."

  15. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ruby: *tilts head* "Wow, now that's a claymore!" Jaune: *freezes on the other side of the room* "I feel oddly violated for some reason."

  16. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Pyrrha: "Attention, people of Menagerie! Surrender to the rule of your new Goddess-Queen, and my consort and I will have our wicked way with your runaway catgirl princess!" Ghira: "Shouldn't that be 'or'?" Pyrrha: *sweet smile* "Did I fucking stutter?"

  17. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Sylvester "Sly" Cooper, retired master thief and now international security consultant, lives in Radian with his fiancee, Inspector Carmelita Fox. The Cooper Gang, all retired, also live nearby as well. One Dr. Doofenshmirtz maintains a lab in Radian. An elderly couple with a rather peculiar...

  18. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune: "Surprisingly enough, no. The most popular faunus women among faunus and human men are fox, mink, bunny and bat faunus." Blake: *shocked gasp* Sorry Blake, you're competing with Carmelita, Krystal, Judy, Rouge, Minerva, and Bunnie.

  19. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune: "Welp, only one thing to do now." Yang: "And what's that?" Jaune: "Pray." Weiss: "What does that even mean-" Jaune: "I will kill. I will let live. I will harm and I will heal. None shall escape my grasp-"

  20. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I honestly think someone superficial but capable of throwing a few painful truths down Weiss's way would do pretty well, because this is the genius that decided playing huntress somehow qualifies her to run an international company. Weiss's Rival: "Say, when's the last time you spoke to...
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