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  1. humon

    Tag Voting

    What could be useful for me is if there was a system for readers to suggest tags, where the author is the only one who sees the suggestions. The author can then choose to add them or not, but it would at least be an easy feedback mechanism to know what other people think the story is about. In...
  2. humon

    Blade Vs Underworld?

    To account for his silver katana no longer being as effective, Blade should work something into the hilt to have it beam a UV laser down the length of the blade. So when he cuts into a vampire, the UV radiation burns the open wound, preventing it from fast-healing. He could also use this to...
  3. humon

    What's with the mole under the eye?

    This is what Google AI tells me: OK, so... a combination of fortune telling woo and someone's beauty mark fetish. I guess my real question should be why people find beauty marks attractive. Whenever I see a porn star with a piercing above her lip or in some other place where people sometimes...
  4. humon

    What are your most hated fanfic tropes

    Sounds like a teenage revenge fantasy to me. I can just imagine the MC standing there as his ex comes begging, and then suddenly he's wearing girly pyjamas and he starts singing: WE! Are NEVER! EVER! EVERRRR! Getting baaack together But from her perspective, he sounds like Oscar the crackhead...
  5. humon

    What's with the mole under the eye?

    So many anime images and video game characters I've seen have a mole under one eye or the other. It's so frequent that it can't just be random. What's the deal with that? Is there like a selfish-gene kind of explanation, where guys with that mole subconsciously seek out women who also have that...
  6. humon

    Will AI generated content outcompete human generated content here eventually?

    In such a scenario the one out that human writers have is to rely on word of mouth to build a dedicated base of readers that would follow their work specifically. The advantage of human writing over AI writing is the human's ability to see the bigger picture and tie threads in the story together...
  7. humon

    What's the deal with recent readers?

    The most helpful metric would probably just be to keep a rolling count of unique views within the last 7 days, so old views just get dropped from the count as time moves on. Might get tricky when it comes to calculating uniqueness though, for example if a user viewed it three times on different...
  8. humon

    Which type of Mobile Suit is your favorite?

    Never watched any Gundam shows, but I played a Gundam video game one time on a friend's console. I ended up picking that Ball thing a lot, because it was cheap but could still pack a punch. So for the price of one normal mecha I could get like 3 respawns with that Ball and just float around on...
  9. humon

    What's the deal with recent readers?

    ^^ This. And it's tied to each threadmark. So let's say you post a threadmark on Monday, and 100 people view it over the next few days, the count ticks up to 100. Then you post a threadmark on Thursday and 200 people view that one, the count rises to 300. Then the following Monday the first...
  10. humon

    Censorship by Payment Processors

    Ha, that must have been the inspiration for that Simpsons episode about the Burlesque house. The lesson from that episode: Fight song with song (because mobs respond to music, not rational arguments).
  11. humon

    Filtering out stories involving underage sex

    Maybe there should be a poll thread about that. What type of hentai character is QQ-chan?
  12. humon

    Filtering out stories involving underage sex

    I can't draw, but here's my script: First frame: Overhead shot of a cake with the number '13' written in icing, and candles being blown out. Second frame: A shot of QQ-chan's face looking up at her faceless uncle (shadowy in the foreground), who says something in moonspeak to the effect of...
  13. humon

    Two Sentence Story (Horror, humor, tragedy, anything!)

    It wasn't the first time she'd sent me something weird. On Christmas Day, I found in my mailbox a little cloth doll with a noose tied around its neck.
  14. humon

    Modern Problems Fictional Mythology

    If a god's power comes from the faith of mortals, then a natural outcome would be incompatible gods slaughtering all the people who worship their rivals in a massive death spiral, or holding back from doing so only because of Mutually Assured Destruction logic (which is very unstable). It is...
  15. humon

    favorite quotes or quotes you created yourself

    "Daaaaaaa YANKEES lose!" - David Ortiz and Vladdy Guerrero Jr. at the same time.
  16. humon

    favorite quotes or quotes you created yourself

    I wonder if you could say the same thing about waifus.
  17. humon

    favorite quotes or quotes you created yourself

    Kyle: "Our parents are trying to infect us with herpes. And I think I figured out why" Stan: "Why?" Kyle: "Because they're a bunch of assholes"
  18. humon

    What are your most hated fanfic tropes

    Because he was into it before it was cool *flips scarf*
  19. humon

    What are your most hated fanfic tropes

    Heh, yeah, that's more accurate. It's also why they tell kids on Halloween not to accept any treats that aren't store-bought (well, part of the reason why, the other has to do with corporate profits).
  20. humon

    What are your most hated fanfic tropes

    It's more like selling someone a burger that was made from stray cats and dogs snatched off the street. Much cheaper than raising cows, if you think the end consumer can't tell the difference.
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