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I would read a story up to... I'd say about 50k words, based on this premise. After that participation would be dependant on whether or not I've found a waifu.
I assume he just went to place after place until one looked like it took it seriously. Alternately, since ponies have their cutie marks (a magic mark outright telling them they should uphold the law or ensure proper education for children, or make sure that the sun stays on fire or something)...
I'd basically wind up as gilgamesh, able to use an arsenal of any weapon, magical or technological, but since the armoury is me, i'd have a changing body. Sometimes I'd be a walking, talking suit of armour, other times I'd be a walking, talking pile of weapons.
I'd probably avoid the army...