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Iuramentum Fidelitatis
After dropping off the elf girl back in my home in Nazarick, it was a straightforward task to return to the auction house using [Greater Teleportation]. In an instant, I was back in that disgusting den of sin where so much misery was born, where men and women were traded...
Threadmarks: Chapter 17 - Sogni di Giorni Migliori
Sogni di Giorni Migliori
Perska woke with a start, her body tensed and her heart pounding in her chest. The memories of the previous night were a blur of pain and fear, but the contrast between her current surroundings and the cold, damp cell she had been confined to was undeniable. The room...
Masacre en el Bosque
Under the pale light of a waning moon, Momon, Nabe, Lupusregina, and Aura ventured deep into the forest. The trees loomed over them, casting long shadows that danced with the flicker of their torches. Aura led the way, her keen eyes and expert knowledge of the terrain...
Schnelle Gerechtigkeit
The night air was cool and crisp as I left the Elysian Exchange and Auction House, a triumphant smile tugging at the corners of my mouth. I slicked my hair back, adjusted my vest, and stepped inside the carriage. The elven girl beside me walked with hesitant steps, her...
Haraj-e Elysi
The grandeur of the Grand Arena enveloped the roaring crowd, every seat filled with eager spectators awaiting the spectacle about to unfold, but I still had the best seat in the house. In the center of the arena, the mighty champion Go Gin, a giant by might and stature...
Volčica i njeni žrtvi
Traveling via caravan proved to be incredibly dull. And incredibly slow. A mere three days after leaving E-Rantel, we arrived in a city called Semnan, which is a moderately sized city, roughly half of E-Rantel’s size and population. Apparently, it is a popular pit stop on...
Campfire Tales
The sun has risen, and it has been a full day since I stepped into E-Rantel. I learned a bit about this land and its people, and helped correct some injustices. Now it was time to move on to Baharuth.
For this reason, I booked a trip to Baharuth with a merchant caravan...
Threadmarks: Chapter 11 - Ha'ra'a b'levavot bnei adam
Ha'ra'a b'levavot bnei adam
Once night fell, I went to meet with Lord Ainz in a room he rented out in an inn. He was seated, and had banished his helmet, revealing his skeletal visage, but he was still wearing his armor.
Lupusregina Beta and Narberal Gamma were also there, but they seemed...
There is some art-work being cooked up, I'll post it at some time, but just like how Demiurge has a humanoid form, a frog form, and a super-devil form, so too does Remiel have a humanoid form, a winged form, and then a 'walking sun' mode that's basically incineration by fire.
Al-Faqr wa al-Taqwa
It is well past midday. But we began our work early, and thus there is still daylight to burn. Before I head towards the temple, mana-deprived as I am, I must first confirm something.
I step out of the abandoned and ruined house in this dilapidated neighborhood, and look...
To Tremma ton Amartion
“That’s disgusting.” Narberal Gamma, otherwise known as ‘Nabe’ while we are in E-Rantel, stared blankly.
“It’s an ugly thing.” Lupusregina Beta, also known as ‘Lupu’ for the duration of this mission, also commented.
They were staring at a comically old woman, probably...
Consilium Bellatoris
Carne could be considered a success, at least from the point of view of Nazarick. Destroying the Sunlight Scripture was laughably easy and it also felt right and proper to do so. I cannot deny that I felt joy watching Nigun turn into a bloody red stain on the ground.
We...
Die Freude am Dienst
"Happy is he who toils for his master's sake!" Said Demiurge to himself as he looked down from the skies upon the city of Re-Estize. Soaring through the skies, the moon shining its pale light down upon the earth, his black leathery wings bathed in its silvery radiance. From...
Tramonto della Scrittura
Lord Ainz was in the midst of a conversation with some local villagers near the well. We were just about to leave, when a villager ran to us as fast as he could, bearing urgent news.
“Riders are coming to the village!”
Reinforcements. But for whom?
“Let us meet our...
Première Sang
The conversation with Demiurge bugged me. Something was gnawing at me. After some introspection, I came to the conclusion that that which was gnawing at me was uncertainty. Namely, uncertainty in the present and the future. We did not have much, or to be more accurate, we did not...
Threadmarks: Chapter 4 - Knigi i Navyazchivye Mysli
Knigi i Navyazchivye Mysli
The next day…
I have come to a realization.
My job is incredibly boring.
There is nothing to do.
“Guard the 8th floor.” He says.
Alright, I am guarding it, but from who exactly?
I doubt we will face an invasion this quickly since arriving in this new world, and...
Tabadul Hadith
Walking through Demiurge’s floor was uneventful. He asked me if I wanted to smite one of the imps, and I respectfully declined. It would be a bad omen to celebrate my newfound liberty by killing things. Besides, I was never a violent person. Or at least I think so.
At any rate...
Diálogos tis Pistéos
Mere moments after Momonga’s departure….
All the guardians stood up now that their master had left their presence. The first to speak was Mare, the elven druid boy.
“I thought I was going to faint. That was so scary!”
His sister, Aura, affirmed his words. “Seriously, I...
Dominus et Servi
Within a fortress of divine make… Grafted onto a world into which it did not belong, stood those whose nature those born of flesh could not comprehend. For they did not come into being through a mother or father, but they were beings originally made of pure information, of...