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Okay, three feet thick means "diameter" in my mind. Please note that I am perfectly fine with the concept of unreliable narrators - characters in the story can give incorrect information, especially during dialog, for all the numerous reasons somebody might give it in real life; they're bad at...
Okay, first up, this is hilarious. Second, keeping in mind unreliable narrator, as people are going to tend to overestimate the size of the giant snake, though Vista, due to power stuff, is going to tend to be more accurate. Earlier you have Mouse Protector identify Snek's head as roughly the...
Oh man, this is old, isn't it? But here goes. Never too late to fix typos.
teat -> the ?
I'm reminded that we're talking about a group that includes US special forces. Killing it, optionally with fire, is an option. They're also career military - familiarity with paperwork, and the...
A good point. That said, I figure that Snek, given that one of his given duties is hazardous material disposal for his Master (probably an Epic level Wizard), has probably been modified to contain any diseases that she might release while in his "storage"(as opposed to his stomach/gullet). He...
Jack Slash gets to experience Bonesaw's care as accident after accident almost takes him out, sort of like what he did with her family. No time for painkillers!