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  1. LMeire

    A Gnome and a Serpent (Basically a snippet thread)
    Threadmarks: Your Package Has Arrived Part 1

    In a time before time on an undefined position not found, this one's awareness unfolded from negative sixty-four to negative thirty-two. Then it did so again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and- and- and- and- and- and- and- and- and- This one initiated experience and rose to this...
  2. LMeire

    A Gnome and a Serpent (Basically a snippet thread)
    Threadmarks: The Last Weapon I Would Ever Need

    It was truly the mightiest weapon this world had ever bore witness to. The staff glowed in the night atop a mystical mountain of enchanted ash, illuminating the clearing for hundreds of leagues in all directions. The mighty light was what drew my attention to it in the first place, I was on Mt...
  3. LMeire

    A Gnome and a Serpent (Basically a snippet thread)
    Threadmarks: Cousi Matr and the Excessively Boring Detention Period

    I yawned for the third time as I surveyed the twelve students whose punishments were entrusted to me by the High Magister. Six humans, three alfs, a pair of drusi, and a tlixl; they were a motley bunch. They'd been caught last night using the ritual summoning circle for activities that were most...
  4. LMeire

    A Gnome and a Serpent (Basically a snippet thread)
    Threadmarks: Ugglad Decides on a Change in Scenery for Reasons Completely Unrelated to Poor Decision Making Because Ugglad Never Makes Poor Decisions

    I stared at the smoldering ruin of my hut for an indeterminate amount of time, it was rather hard to measure such things when you lived as deep in the Ebon as I did. In any case, I reflected, it was probably just a plain bad idea to try and harness a dragon egg to power my stove. Not because the...
  5. LMeire

    A Gnome and a Serpent (Basically a snippet thread)
    Threadmarks: The Box Part 3

    "This is all a little embarrassing. We've been sleeping in shifts to keep watch on it, you know?" I'd figured. "Honestly, I'm actually relieved to be able to show somebody else our secret cargo, even under the circumstances. These past few weeks have been so stressful, I'm not used to it at...
  6. LMeire

    A Gnome and a Serpent (Basically a snippet thread)
    Threadmarks: The Box Part 2

    I only had to wait a moment before Moris cracked the door open, peeking out at me through just a hand's width of space. It was dark in there, apparently they didn't bring any of their own candles or lum crystals. "Captain? A bit early for evening supper isn't it?" "That's not what I wanted to...
  7. LMeire

    A Gnome and a Serpent (Basically a snippet thread)
    Threadmarks: The Box Part 1

    Got bored, felt like writing, couldn't access my usual outlet on SV so I'm doing this instead. The setting is original, but also riffs/parodies a lot of general fiction tropes because I'm biologically incapable of going more than a few hours without cracking some kind of joke. I wouldn't...
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