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  1. Newborn_Cretin

    Tyranids "R" Us [40k Tyranid Hivemind SI]

    There's a fun quandary on what humanity exactly is. The best example is our pets, the most extreme being the dog as humans and wolves co-evolved wolves became more human like in behavior than even some of our closest relatives in the animal kingdom. Dogs exhibit behaviors that are only...
  2. Newborn_Cretin

    Tyranids "R" Us [40k Tyranid Hivemind SI]

    It's a big galaxy lots of assholes and at least tzeench had a favorite toy subverted before he could even start. Khorne Flakes is enjoying the MMA channel run by Orks and Pus R Us is working on how to get his waifu currently. Those two probably don't give a shit. That big blue mollusk though has...
  3. Newborn_Cretin

    Tyranids "R" Us [40k Tyranid Hivemind SI]

    Probably just like anything else leftover folklore of the symbolism of the heart, which probably induced warp fuckery and turned around to make some of that warp fuckery bleed into the material so now the heart has some metaphysical properties most likely. I don't know about you but if I'm...
  4. Newborn_Cretin

    Tyranids "R" Us [40k Tyranid Hivemind SI]

    A lot of complaining going about the Tyranids doing what they lore wise are described best at doing, evolving into new shapes and forms. Tyranids as a faction are grossly malformed between what is described as their big gimmick and how they function lore wise. They are supposed to be this...
  5. Newborn_Cretin

    Tyranids "R" Us [40k Tyranid Hivemind SI]

    That was 65 million years ago and back then it was all the ctans fault or the necrons for trusting the Ctan or the old ones for creating the Eldar and Krorks or the Eldar and Krorks being themselves... 65 million years ago was a different kind of mess. It was Everyone's fault. Which the Eldar...
  6. Newborn_Cretin

    Tyranids "R" Us [40k Tyranid Hivemind SI]

    Well the warp is confusing since everything is interconnected and things can happen retroactively. The largest consequence of this is right now the current 3 chaos gods are going at their own pace, not great for the materials but it could be worse. When the fourth is born everything and...
  7. Newborn_Cretin

    Tyranids "R" Us [40k Tyranid Hivemind SI]

    You and I both know Choass never checks itself, well that's not true. Choass is great at being subtle. Before she who thirsts is born after that nope it's all excessive from there on out. Seriously things really go off the rails when that turbo bitch is born.
  8. Newborn_Cretin

    Tyranids "R" Us [40k Tyranid Hivemind SI]

    Fools, fools all of you you think Choass is just going to sit there and take it up the ass like that for another 40,000 years no, no, no, no. Choass has weapons even they normally dare not use and realms so deep that they stare back but if the choice, is being subsumed by nastier Choass...
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