Stormbringer117
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Lol Lucifer getting hit with a Konosuba Vibe check is hilarious.
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A Chaotic Konosuba
- Thread starter Bammer28252
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Chapter Four: Curse You For This You Rotten Luck Goddess
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"Speaking"
'Thoughts'
'Telepathy'
(AN explanation)
*actions*
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*FWOOM* *FWOOM* *FWOOM* *FWOOM*
"DIE DIE DIIIIIIEEEEEE!" She keeps throwing Hell Flame at the dozen toads, now down to ten, as she is picked up by her suit by the Round Deer's mouth and tossed on its back.
*BANG-BA-BANG* *CLICK* (Skippy is a three round burst pistol with thirty rounds in each mag)
Jason keeps on using Rubber Body to tie his legs in a lock around Round Deer as it gallops and shoots those that he can but either misses or hitting body shots because toads have no tech on them, only killing three using one mag.
*FWOOM* *FWOOM* *FWOOM* *FWOOM*
'Hey….no time for…yo.r...revenge. We are fu..…surounded and…….reinforcments when injured……..focus.' But she does not listen, using as much of Hell Flame as she can, killing two more, when they are far enough to have a bit of distance tells it to stop. He sighs voicelessly and ejects a magazine out, puts the gun upside down in his lap and gets a mag from his pocket and puts it into the Magwell for skippy and racks it on his leg.
*FWOOM* *FWOOM* *BANG-BA-BANG* *FWOOM* *FWOOM*
'Guess we are doing this.' He nudges the Round Deer to get in close but stays out of range of the tongue and shoots one dead as Lucifer is starting to sweat from the many Hell Flames she used and being more conservative with it, killing two in the process.
*FWOOM* *FWOOM* *BANG-BA-BANG*
'Can y.u…….stop throwing th..se….illy nilly? You are….rely hitting…em.' As the Deer is on the move again to dodge, making them both whiff a shot and Lucifer is starting to get a bit paler. 'Your gonna……..tting mana depletion………. I'll handle…..rest.' She does it with a lot of reluctance.
"Fine but never take me on this type of quest ever again or I'll kill you." She holds onto Jason's waist to hold on as he slowly kills the last two Giant Toads with it taking 3 bursts to kill each either not killing it in one or missing with the Deer dodging quickly.
'Well I'm glad that is done with. I feel exhausted….stupid Sloth Curse. Hey Lucifer, wanna turn in the reward and the frogs? We should get 65,000 Eris for the 13 toads and 100,000 Eris for the quest completion. It should be enough for a place for the night and get food at the guild' He does the math for this while the Round Deer for a place at an inn and food, not knowing how much actually came through the telepathy as Lucifer shakes him a bit to get him out of his head.
"Hey, you do know that all came out clearly right? Does leveling up help with that or something else?" He pulls out his card and sees he leveled up 5 times from killing 7 toads and his EXP is at two fifths full having 5 skill points and seeing the Telepathy highlighted with red and a 0 for it along with Hallucination, Invisibility, Terrify, Mental Fortitude, Puppet Master, Dominate, and Psychic Shriek. They all have varying skill points needed to unlock and telepathy turns black without his input since he touched the card.
'Maybe it's because I was actually able to use it and trained my proficiency in it till the skill points needed were reduced?' He shrugs his shoulders as Axel comes close in view and untangles his legs and hops off the Round Deer. He then helps Lucifer down off and gives the Deer a good head scratch in thanks and desummons it back into the Familiar Space.
"Well, let's hope there is somewhere to wash myself. How much is the food and the inn gonna cost?" As they walk closer to the gate and show their adventure cards and the quest to the guards and continue their way to the guild.
'Should be 25,000 Eris per person for a month. So 50k this month next this includes a free breakfast. The food at the guild should be 500 to 1,000 Eris, you can get some wine or any alcohol as long as it's the cheap stuff I'm getting myself water.' As they continue their walk and talk they finally get to the guild and go into it and turn in the quest. He once again lets Lucifer talk but does show his guild card to confirm the kills and their kill count being thirteen.
"Hey Luna, we got the quest complete and got ambushed by other Toads so we got 13 instead of just the 5." She strolls on up to the receptionist and hands them their cards to confirm it and sees how tired they both look, including a bit of slime they both couldn't get out of her clothes.
"Thank you for dispatching all the monsters even if you went above and beyond for this. The reward for your quest being 100,000 Eris and after taking transportation out of the equation get 65,000 Eris for the corpses." She bows for their thanks in doing more than they should as beginners. "Thank you and congrats on the level up to LV5 and LV2 here is the reward." She puts the Eris on the table and they pocket it.
"Anything else I can help you with?" As she asks, Jason nudges Lucifer to ask for any guild affiliated inns and directions, "Oh yes we do have some, it's just down the street. It should be 25,000 Eris a month and includes breakfast for free. That is our cheapest option." As Jason waves their thanks and Lucifer voices hers, they go sit down and wait for a waitress to order some food, a ding is heard.
[You have received 1 Silver Ability ticket for Killing 5 Giant Toads]
[You have received 1 Random Gold Ticket for completing your first quest.]
["Welcome to the Gates of Hell kid."]
[Would you like to roll?]
'Yeah go on ahead, not like the waitresses are coming any time soon.' Seeing them whispering one and another to get someone to ask what they want to eat. Still not liking Jason's presence.
[Rolling 1 Silver Ability Ticket….]
[Barbs]
|Uncommon Ability|
While this ability is active, all strikes and blunt attacks consume more energy; in exchange, all strikes and blunt attacks act like they are covered in razor or barbed wire, leaving lacerations and cuts on hit proportional to the power of the attack.
[Rolling 1 Gold Random Ticket….]
[Cazador]
|Rare Familiar|
Fallout New Vegas - Cazadors are insects biogenetically engineered by Dr. Borous. They are faster than cars, tough enough to tank .50 calibre bullets, ruthless, roughly the size of a man, strong enough to tear apart a grown man and with venom potent enough to bring any man to their knees. And they reproduce very rapidly if given enough protein sources. You get 4 breeding pairs.
'Christ I don't even want to imagine needing these things. Yeah these things stay in here till absolutely necessary.' As one waitress finally came up to their table, still nervous to get their table order.
"He…Hello sir*gulps nervously* and ma'am. What would you like to eat?" She is trying to avoid Jason's gaze even if he isn't looking at her she thinks he is and tells Lucifer to get the fried frog legs for him and water for him through telepathy.
"We will both be getting the Fried Frog Legs, water for him and a cheap wine for me." As the waitress nods and writes it down hurries off fast after doing so for their order. "Tch…weaklings. They serve adventures and shady people dressed like that but your curses get them this nervous?" He nods back to Lucifer agreeing with her, not knowing a person still in distance of his curses gets red in her imagination looking at him and her friend immediately grabs her hand and goes to the farthest table away from them.
"Darkness what was that about, I know you get an active imagination but just don't be around that man or the girl okay?. Their presence is ringing my Sense Foe off constantly. " She says to her red faced friend currently in her fantasy in her head trying to be serious especially how that man makes her feel but the complete opposite way.
"But Chris, if they are, it is my duty as a crusader to, nghhh, confront them no matter how that man is looking at me." He is not even looking at her direction at all as the nervous waitress serves their food and drink. Darkness just gets more flustered at the thought of what he will do to her.
She gets up very suddenly and loud but not enough for them to hear, to confront them but Chris just drags her back to the table. "Darkness don't make me say it please just let this one go until I can figure out their deal okay Lala-mhh!" She has her mouth immediately covered by Darkness.
"I …..Fine just don't say that okay? You promised not to call me by my name Chris, you're a real meanie." She just sits down and pouts now just watching them red for an entirely different reason and not in the way she likes, watching Lucifer cut the Fried Frog Legs since Jason has one arm and him looking grateful for that.
"So why don't you like them Chris? You said your skill is pinging but none of the other thieves here are reacting to them." She noticed how the thieves that hang around here looking for dungeon dives are put off by him but not at all panicking.
"They feel like they need the wrath of Eris or any god, just being around them makes me the ick." She can not even say that one feels like a demon and the man feels like the Anti-Christ since she is playing Chris the Thief, not Eris the goddess since she can't even visit the mortal world as Eris without getting caught or in trouble. She just settles with burning the back of Jason's head with her glare.
They both finish the meal and pay, then get up from their seats to head to the Inn to call it for the night with Lucifer leading the way.
[You have received 1 Random Legendary Ticket for earning Eris's Ire]
[You have received 1 Random Silver Ticket for getting 'Darkness' Attention]
[Would you like to roll?]
Jason goes bug eyed at that and Lucifer sees it and the fact his hair now has light purple highlights and the same with around his hazel eyes. "What the hell happened for you to have that look?"
'Oh you know, pissing off the local goddess playing roleplay and getting the attention of her masochistic crusader friend, I already know what type of attention already with my curses.' She looks at Jason pity in her look and pats his back to comfort him as he rolls the tickets.
[Rolling Random Silver Ticket….]
[Demon Blood Blade]
|Uncommon Item|
Adventure Time - A tough and sharp blade created out of the blood of a demon, created by said demon, Kee-Oth. The blade in Unholy in nature, dealing increased damage against Angelic and Holy beings and being able to damage spiritual creatures. If one is a Hemokinetic, they may be able to utilise the blade further.
[Rolling Random Legendary Ticket….]
[Earthbound Ancient]
|Legendary Trait|
You are one with the primordial earth, all earth-based abilities are far more potent, cost less energy to use, and are easier to master. In addition, you recover energy faster when standing on ground and even faster the more underground you are.
'Holy shit…I feel like I just took 5 hours of energy and hurray 1/3rds away from breaking my Sloth curse and have something to exorcize spirits with.' The ground is already getting some of the fatigue out of him as they enter the Inn and pay 25k Eris each for their rooms on the bottom floor next to each other. Jason takes off his clothes to workout the excess energy and puts on the Second Skin body suit even if it's hard to put on, to do what body exercises he can one handed doing squats, wall pushups, sit ups, basically any exercise he can do one armed without being loud and now resting on the floor exhausted and feeling the burn of the exercises.
[You have received 1 Silver Trait Ticket for going well past your bodies normal limit]
[Would you like to roll?]
He pants hard from the exercise on the floor face down wanting to do nothing except sleep as he nods yes to roll.
[Rolling Silver Trait Ticket…]
[Relentless Stamina]
|Elite Trait|
Your stamina is ridiculous, even as a regular human you could run a marathon and not be winded, you also recover from exhaustion really fast and it takes a lot to get you exhausted.
He looks at the trait and screams wordlessly in frustration and curses the one person he can blame for this rotten luck, now awake again and not exhausted. 'FUCK YOU FOR THIS BAD LUCK ERISSSSSSSSS.'
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( AN: Hi sorry if this came out a bit late this chapter was a bit of a doozy along with work. Hope I was able to at least get the action scenes to were they are good but please if you see any issues or feel like something needs to be pointed out, please do. This is my fourth time writing and I hope this chapter came out alright to everyone and like always thanks for reading. I will be updating the gacha rolls, familiars and maybe putting up a poll for if i should reroll the Royal Heart ticket because i'm still not very good at writing scenes like you read with chris and darkness scene. )
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"Speaking"
'Thoughts'
'Telepathy'
(AN explanation)
*actions*
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
*FWOOM* *FWOOM* *FWOOM* *FWOOM*
"DIE DIE DIIIIIIEEEEEE!" She keeps throwing Hell Flame at the dozen toads, now down to ten, as she is picked up by her suit by the Round Deer's mouth and tossed on its back.
*BANG-BA-BANG* *CLICK* (Skippy is a three round burst pistol with thirty rounds in each mag)
Jason keeps on using Rubber Body to tie his legs in a lock around Round Deer as it gallops and shoots those that he can but either misses or hitting body shots because toads have no tech on them, only killing three using one mag.
*FWOOM* *FWOOM* *FWOOM* *FWOOM*
'Hey….no time for…yo.r...revenge. We are fu..…surounded and…….reinforcments when injured……..focus.' But she does not listen, using as much of Hell Flame as she can, killing two more, when they are far enough to have a bit of distance tells it to stop. He sighs voicelessly and ejects a magazine out, puts the gun upside down in his lap and gets a mag from his pocket and puts it into the Magwell for skippy and racks it on his leg.
*FWOOM* *FWOOM* *BANG-BA-BANG* *FWOOM* *FWOOM*
'Guess we are doing this.' He nudges the Round Deer to get in close but stays out of range of the tongue and shoots one dead as Lucifer is starting to sweat from the many Hell Flames she used and being more conservative with it, killing two in the process.
*FWOOM* *FWOOM* *BANG-BA-BANG*
'Can y.u…….stop throwing th..se….illy nilly? You are….rely hitting…em.' As the Deer is on the move again to dodge, making them both whiff a shot and Lucifer is starting to get a bit paler. 'Your gonna……..tting mana depletion………. I'll handle…..rest.' She does it with a lot of reluctance.
"Fine but never take me on this type of quest ever again or I'll kill you." She holds onto Jason's waist to hold on as he slowly kills the last two Giant Toads with it taking 3 bursts to kill each either not killing it in one or missing with the Deer dodging quickly.
'Well I'm glad that is done with. I feel exhausted….stupid Sloth Curse. Hey Lucifer, wanna turn in the reward and the frogs? We should get 65,000 Eris for the 13 toads and 100,000 Eris for the quest completion. It should be enough for a place for the night and get food at the guild' He does the math for this while the Round Deer for a place at an inn and food, not knowing how much actually came through the telepathy as Lucifer shakes him a bit to get him out of his head.
"Hey, you do know that all came out clearly right? Does leveling up help with that or something else?" He pulls out his card and sees he leveled up 5 times from killing 7 toads and his EXP is at two fifths full having 5 skill points and seeing the Telepathy highlighted with red and a 0 for it along with Hallucination, Invisibility, Terrify, Mental Fortitude, Puppet Master, Dominate, and Psychic Shriek. They all have varying skill points needed to unlock and telepathy turns black without his input since he touched the card.
'Maybe it's because I was actually able to use it and trained my proficiency in it till the skill points needed were reduced?' He shrugs his shoulders as Axel comes close in view and untangles his legs and hops off the Round Deer. He then helps Lucifer down off and gives the Deer a good head scratch in thanks and desummons it back into the Familiar Space.
"Well, let's hope there is somewhere to wash myself. How much is the food and the inn gonna cost?" As they walk closer to the gate and show their adventure cards and the quest to the guards and continue their way to the guild.
'Should be 25,000 Eris per person for a month. So 50k this month next this includes a free breakfast. The food at the guild should be 500 to 1,000 Eris, you can get some wine or any alcohol as long as it's the cheap stuff I'm getting myself water.' As they continue their walk and talk they finally get to the guild and go into it and turn in the quest. He once again lets Lucifer talk but does show his guild card to confirm the kills and their kill count being thirteen.
"Hey Luna, we got the quest complete and got ambushed by other Toads so we got 13 instead of just the 5." She strolls on up to the receptionist and hands them their cards to confirm it and sees how tired they both look, including a bit of slime they both couldn't get out of her clothes.
"Thank you for dispatching all the monsters even if you went above and beyond for this. The reward for your quest being 100,000 Eris and after taking transportation out of the equation get 65,000 Eris for the corpses." She bows for their thanks in doing more than they should as beginners. "Thank you and congrats on the level up to LV5 and LV2 here is the reward." She puts the Eris on the table and they pocket it.
"Anything else I can help you with?" As she asks, Jason nudges Lucifer to ask for any guild affiliated inns and directions, "Oh yes we do have some, it's just down the street. It should be 25,000 Eris a month and includes breakfast for free. That is our cheapest option." As Jason waves their thanks and Lucifer voices hers, they go sit down and wait for a waitress to order some food, a ding is heard.
[You have received 1 Silver Ability ticket for Killing 5 Giant Toads]
[You have received 1 Random Gold Ticket for completing your first quest.]
["Welcome to the Gates of Hell kid."]
[Would you like to roll?]
'Yeah go on ahead, not like the waitresses are coming any time soon.' Seeing them whispering one and another to get someone to ask what they want to eat. Still not liking Jason's presence.
[Rolling 1 Silver Ability Ticket….]
[Barbs]
|Uncommon Ability|
While this ability is active, all strikes and blunt attacks consume more energy; in exchange, all strikes and blunt attacks act like they are covered in razor or barbed wire, leaving lacerations and cuts on hit proportional to the power of the attack.
[Rolling 1 Gold Random Ticket….]
[Cazador]
|Rare Familiar|
Fallout New Vegas - Cazadors are insects biogenetically engineered by Dr. Borous. They are faster than cars, tough enough to tank .50 calibre bullets, ruthless, roughly the size of a man, strong enough to tear apart a grown man and with venom potent enough to bring any man to their knees. And they reproduce very rapidly if given enough protein sources. You get 4 breeding pairs.
"He…Hello sir*gulps nervously* and ma'am. What would you like to eat?" She is trying to avoid Jason's gaze even if he isn't looking at her she thinks he is and tells Lucifer to get the fried frog legs for him and water for him through telepathy.
"We will both be getting the Fried Frog Legs, water for him and a cheap wine for me." As the waitress nods and writes it down hurries off fast after doing so for their order. "Tch…weaklings. They serve adventures and shady people dressed like that but your curses get them this nervous?" He nods back to Lucifer agreeing with her, not knowing a person still in distance of his curses gets red in her imagination looking at him and her friend immediately grabs her hand and goes to the farthest table away from them.
"Darkness what was that about, I know you get an active imagination but just don't be around that man or the girl okay?. Their presence is ringing my Sense Foe off constantly. " She says to her red faced friend currently in her fantasy in her head trying to be serious especially how that man makes her feel but the complete opposite way.
"I …..Fine just don't say that okay? You promised not to call me by my name Chris, you're a real meanie." She just sits down and pouts now just watching them red for an entirely different reason and not in the way she likes, watching Lucifer cut the Fried Frog Legs since Jason has one arm and him looking grateful for that.
"So why don't you like them Chris? You said your skill is pinging but none of the other thieves here are reacting to them." She noticed how the thieves that hang around here looking for dungeon dives are put off by him but not at all panicking.
"They feel like they need the wrath of Eris or any god, just being around them makes me the ick." She can not even say that one feels like a demon and the man feels like the Anti-Christ since she is playing Chris the Thief, not Eris the goddess since she can't even visit the mortal world as Eris without getting caught or in trouble. She just settles with burning the back of Jason's head with her glare.
They both finish the meal and pay, then get up from their seats to head to the Inn to call it for the night with Lucifer leading the way.
[You have received 1 Random Legendary Ticket for earning Eris's Ire]
[You have received 1 Random Silver Ticket for getting 'Darkness' Attention]
[Would you like to roll?]
Jason goes bug eyed at that and Lucifer sees it and the fact his hair now has light purple highlights and the same with around his hazel eyes. "What the hell happened for you to have that look?"
'Oh you know, pissing off the local goddess playing roleplay and getting the attention of her masochistic crusader friend, I already know what type of attention already with my curses.' She looks at Jason pity in her look and pats his back to comfort him as he rolls the tickets.
[Rolling Random Silver Ticket….]
[Demon Blood Blade]
|Uncommon Item|
Adventure Time - A tough and sharp blade created out of the blood of a demon, created by said demon, Kee-Oth. The blade in Unholy in nature, dealing increased damage against Angelic and Holy beings and being able to damage spiritual creatures. If one is a Hemokinetic, they may be able to utilise the blade further.
[Rolling Random Legendary Ticket….]
[Earthbound Ancient]
|Legendary Trait|
You are one with the primordial earth, all earth-based abilities are far more potent, cost less energy to use, and are easier to master. In addition, you recover energy faster when standing on ground and even faster the more underground you are.
'Holy shit…I feel like I just took 5 hours of energy and hurray 1/3rds away from breaking my Sloth curse and have something to exorcize spirits with.' The ground is already getting some of the fatigue out of him as they enter the Inn and pay 25k Eris each for their rooms on the bottom floor next to each other. Jason takes off his clothes to workout the excess energy and puts on the Second Skin body suit even if it's hard to put on, to do what body exercises he can one handed doing squats, wall pushups, sit ups, basically any exercise he can do one armed without being loud and now resting on the floor exhausted and feeling the burn of the exercises.
[You have received 1 Silver Trait Ticket for going well past your bodies normal limit]
[Would you like to roll?]
He pants hard from the exercise on the floor face down wanting to do nothing except sleep as he nods yes to roll.
[Rolling Silver Trait Ticket…]
[Relentless Stamina]
|Elite Trait|
Your stamina is ridiculous, even as a regular human you could run a marathon and not be winded, you also recover from exhaustion really fast and it takes a lot to get you exhausted.
He looks at the trait and screams wordlessly in frustration and curses the one person he can blame for this rotten luck, now awake again and not exhausted. 'FUCK YOU FOR THIS BAD LUCK ERISSSSSSSSS.'
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( AN: Hi sorry if this came out a bit late this chapter was a bit of a doozy along with work. Hope I was able to at least get the action scenes to were they are good but please if you see any issues or feel like something needs to be pointed out, please do. This is my fourth time writing and I hope this chapter came out alright to everyone and like always thanks for reading. I will be updating the gacha rolls, familiars and maybe putting up a poll for if i should reroll the Royal Heart ticket because i'm still not very good at writing scenes like you read with chris and darkness scene. )
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Chronodevil
Getting sticky.
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Bammer28252
Getting out there.
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Fixed thanks for pointing it out
Martin Septim
I trust you know where the happy button is?
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Sigh I think I read exactly one konosuba fic were adventurers isn't the protagonist class. Even than it was just souped-up version of the adventure class. Honestly adventure is a terrible class for anyone without a tone money to burn. To farm levels and pay adventures for skills.
Bammer28252
Getting out there.
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*see the many stuff in the gacha, money items, skills, ability, traits, being a better merchant, tinkering, keys to places you own, and the actual level reset potion not even made yet. and looks back to get back to writing*
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