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Admin Vacation - Reign of Bii

Paradox Threat Bork Bork!



Hark and listen, oh sons of Adam, daughters of Eve... the sins of humanity are countless. The Shepard of Nazarick has lied to you, there is no forgiveness of your sins.

And thus, it is with a heavy paw that Pax Tanukia has descended upon you humans. Rejoice for everything will be permitted. Despair for everything will have a monetary cost attached to it

Pax Tanukia is better than life, itself.

Pax Tanukia will allow you to win at life as long as you're willing to pay for it. Subscription services such as access to oxygen start at package prices of 1 tanuki leaf dollar per month.

Some new rules:
• All must genuflect to the great tanuki in the sky with a bork, both morning and night.
• Everyone must tribute three cups of sake to the tanuki before getting their account approval.
• All who bear witness to the Tanuki's decrees and posts must press the like button upon each one. Any who fail to do so shall be punished and mocked.
• All tanuki (avatars) can double, triple, or quadruple post, as a tanuki could never take up too much space.
• Between the sunlight hours, Rants shall be closed, and instead we shall argue most passionately about how to best floof the fur of the many pawed amongst us.
 
Hey all, so I'm going to go on a vacation for a while. I'm bored and sleepy, so I figure I'll hibernate for a few years to wait for more updates for To Dance on Thin Ice by @Quibbles to be released.
@alethiophile is similarly indisposed, and @tehelgee went back to his grave to go back to sleep, so the site will be down all the usual admins.

As such, I'm handing Admin privs over to @Biigoh - we trust Bii to be responsible with the site while we're out.

Now remember: Big Tanuki is watching you!
 
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Tanuki Time?! Prepare for Shadow Tactics!

So this is what this year's event is... Hm, if this was SB or SV I could easily believe the Site getting a Bii Theme.

Wait, Biigoh is Big? I thought they were a small Tanuki.
Smol, perfect size to give nips but not take chomps. Fluffy cuddly ploof.
 
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