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Best Mom Quest [Kill La Kill]

[X]Maybe you should talk with and Study Best Husband? Find out what's really wrong and attend to his true needs. Then you will be Best Wife.
 
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[X]Maybe you should talk with and Study Best Husband? Find out what's really wrong and attend to his true needs. Then you will be Best Wife.
 
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[X]Maybe you should talk with and Study Best Husband? Find out what's really wrong and attend to his true needs. Then you will be Best Wife.
 
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[embed=425,349]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ6j6eZ0kLM[/embed]​

[X] Maybe Best Evil Clone was just insufficiently FABULOUS at Snu-Snu, it's up to you to get Best Husband Back to Normal!

You are Best Mom and you are simply FABULOUS. This wasn't arrogance or a bold deception. It was simple truth, something that was so obvious that to gainsay it was akin to saying that the sun was cold.

Best Husband has not been behaving like his normal self. Best Evil Clone had reported this to you and after examining him, you had to agree that it was so. He was clutching to his alcohol like a young child would a safety blanket, instead of being the manly man that you had married.

Even for a second childhood, this wasn't acceptable.

Thus, you had studied deeply into this matter.

It was clear what the problem was. One, Best Evil Clone was simply not FABULOUS enough at Snu-Snu. It's clear that she tried, and tried hard... but she simply wasn't as radiant as you were. And there was no shame in that, after all... to be as radiant as you were required that they had to be Best Mom themselves.

It was time to remind Best Husband just exactly who he had married.

As such, you consulted the tomes of wisdom... the p0rno magazines to study up on what those who were lesser than you like...

....

The topics were many, the tangents were cunning, but you got the gist of it.

- - - Please Wait. Best Mom Is Preparing. - - -​

You are "Best Husband", otherwise known as Kiryuin Soichiro... and it has been another long day in the lab. Your assistant, that clone of your wife is eager to help and was nice and all despite calling herself "Best Evil Clone".

It was patently clear to you that your wife was insane along with being a superhuman, you hadn't suspected that the insanity was genetic along with the superpowers.

Your wife was effectively "subject zero", and both her insanity and powers were diluted the further away from her genes. You had determined that her powers came from an alien life bonding with her. Sadly, it wasn't something that did well with your daughters or her clones.

And yet... her madness had allowed her to do things that should be physically impossible by the laws of physics as mankind knew it. Worse... your daughters and her clones were able to do those things to a lesser degree.

The knowledge of what she had gotten up and that it appears that you were up against the very boundary of human science to has driven you to start drinking.

Which was why you weren't expecting rainbow light to shine on you from behind after you entered the bedroom attached to the lab.

....

You had even closed the door. Just how had she gotten in here?!?!?

You sighed and turned around...

Your mind blanked at the sight of what you were seeing.

....

....

....

She was somehow standing upside down on the ceiling, with a smile for you and dressed only in a bondage catsuit... and was that a whip coiled at her hip?

With your lowered defenses, due to shock... you couldn't resist as she dropped down from the ceiling to land in front of you upright....

That is when you scream in absolute terror and a side of horror as things fade to black and all the colors of the rainbow .

I̵t͠ ̷is̕ ̨S͠nu-̨Şnu̢ ҉T̛ime̢.
̢T̢her͡e ͝i͠s ͠no̶ e̵scàp̷e ̡f͠or̵ y͞ou.
Al͟l H̕a͡il Best ̧M̢o҉m͝!̸

Best Mom Quest | Oh the humanity...​

What Do?
[X] Continue the treatment until Best Husband is fixed?
[X] Entrust Best Husband's treatment to your Best Clones as you take over the SCIENCE! thing.
[X] Entrust Best Husband's treatment to your Best Clones as you go back to the Business thing.
[X] Entrust Best Husband's treatment to your Best Clones as you go back to teaching Best Daughters martial arts.
[X] Write In of something FABULOUS
 
Damn it. Why are we Mindbreaking Best Husband? Why!1

[X]Continue treatment. Add most fabulous declarations of love and concern.

Howd we lose.

[JK] Continue treatment with Best Clones in attendance.
 
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[X] Continue the treatment until Best Husband is fixed?
 
[X]Continue treatment. Add most fabulous declarations of love and concern.
 
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[x] Continue Treatment. Comfort him with our Fabulous love and adoration.
 
8 continue treatment
2 let clones do treatment and teach more kung fu to daughters
3 Make Best Husband FABULOUS like ourself!
1 Be Best Family and let Best Husband bond with Best Daughters and their FABULOUS mother.
1 Try pillow talk with Best Husband. He may open up after sufficient...persuasion.
 
Dice roll for vote... 1d100=10

Looks like Best Mom Quest is off to amusing stuff.
 
[X] Continue the FABULOUS treatment until Best Husband is fixed?
Roll for Stuff! 1d100=10

You are Best Mom. And at the moment, you are quite conflicted. Certainly, you are still FABULOUS . But then, you were always FABULOUS . Certainly, Best Husband had stopped drinking...

But... and there was a big but involved. He seemed to have become rather... well... he wasn't behaving normally. He had shown off the prototype dress that he had created with Best Evil Clone to your Best Daughter and told her terrible things.

Thankfully, she had gone to you, and you explained how excitable her father was.

Worse was... well, he had then abused the cloning technology to create altered clones of himself and ran off with Best Baby Sister, Ryuuko.

The only upside was that you knew he was going to do this... because he had instructed the butlers to assist him in faking his death.

You really had no words for this.

Still, you had the butlers obey him and let them shoot a rocket launcher at him while he was driving off.

You played at being a weepy Best Wife...

When you got home, Best Baby Sister Ryuuko was waiting for you after your silly Best Husband handed her off to be taken care by a nanny you had hired some time back.

You suspect that you really shouldn't have allowed Best Husband to watch those cartoons he liked... because starting up a 'rebel' force of clones to fight your 'vast evil' empire of clothing was... it did seem a tad silly. On the other hand, you couldn't really blame Best Husband for wanting to have an underground base that was a beach, specifically, a nudist beach... full of eye candy.

You were, in fact, jealous of him.

So jealous that you created the ultimate bathroom. One that could be and was mistaken as a nice swimming pool. But really, it was more based on decade baths from ages past.

Best Mom Quest | Nudist Beach and Fabulous Baths​

What Do?
[X] Be Best Wife and wait for Best Husband to come back home?
[X] Let's do the SCIENCE! thing!
[X] Let's do the Business thing!
[X] Write In of something FABULOUS
 
We rolled a ten...


And some how cause our husband to create an insurgency of Nudist Beach....


[X]You've been looking in the safe parts of the Internet in the Dr. Phil and Oprah corner and have come to conclusion that maybe you need more than sex. Best Wife and try to talk to Best Husband about problems and Cry. Alot even with fabulous tears.
 
[X]You've been looking in the safe parts of the Internet in the Dr. Phil and Oprah corner and have come to conclusion that maybe you need more than sex. Best Wife and try to talk to Best Husband about problems and Cry. Alot even with fabulous tears.
 
[X]The problem is obvious. Best Husband couldn't keep up with you. So making Best Evil Clone Husband will be a FABULOUS solution.
 
[X]You've been looking in the safe parts of the Internet in the Dr. Phil and Oprah corner and have come to conclusion that maybe you need more than sex. Best Wife and try to talk to Best Husband about problems and Cry. Alot even with fabulous tears.
 
[01] How is the Business going? What happened to the best War?
- Sucal
[05] Let's do the SCIENCE! thing! And introduce the Best Daughters to FABULOLOGY!, the Best Science!
- FanOfMostEverything, Strunkriindiisk, azoicennead, evillevi, ArcticMan94
[01] Let's do the SCIENCE! thing!
- DrachenEngel
[04]You've been looking in the safe parts of the Internet in the Dr. Phil and Oprah corner and have come to conclusion that maybe you need more than sex. Best Wife and try to talk to Best Husband about problems and Cry. Alot even with fabulous tears.
- Larekko12, Minister of Geekdom, Ct613hulu, Diller
[01] The problem is obvious. Best Husband couldn't keep up with you. So making Best Evil Clone Husband will be a FABULOUS solution.
- The Shadowmind
 
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I have learned my lesson. Will be posting on both sites.
 
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[X] Let's do the SCIENCE! thing! And introduce the Best Daughters to FABULOLOGY!, the Best Science!
 
[embed=425,349]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egw25MHGwEg[/embed]​

[X] Let's do the SCIENCE! thing! And introduce the Best Daughters to FABULOLOGY!, the Best Science!
Event roll 1d100=90

Despite the mid life crisis that Best Husband was experiencing, you are still Best Mom. More importantly, within you lies great and FABULOUS secrets.

Secrets that have been there since the day you touched the noodle-like threads of IT, the primordial life-fiber. Not just touched, but touched and survived having it merge with you.

Still, it was when you visited the labotories that Best Husband had been labouring that you had an idea. Why not make some toys for your little girls?

And so, you asked them one night as they prepared to sleep on what they would like to be or do.

The oldest said that she wanted to be "queen of everything she saw". She had been watching some cartoon or other.

The middle said that she wanted to be "a super kamen rider hero". She had been watching a tokusatsu show or something.

The youngest said that she wanted to be "just like mommy". You had to smile at that.

With samples of their blood that you suffered as drew from them the next day, you retreated into the labotories. It was time for [SIZE=1.35em]S[/SIZE][SIZE=1.35em]C[/SIZE][SIZE=1.35em]I[/SIZE][SIZE=1.35em]E[/SIZE][SIZE=1.35em]N[/SIZE][SIZE=1.35em]C[/SIZE][SIZE=1.35em]E![/SIZE] You would utilize every erg of power and knowledge in you to grant your daughter wishes.

True, they were not AS superhuman as you were, even if they were several grades above mundane humanity. But that didn't mean much, all you had to do was... give them the proper tools and toys.

You even put on your FABULOUS SCIENCE glasses!

Going over your ancient projects, if you couldn't gift your daughters TRUE superhuman powers, then... you could gift them rainment and weapons that would make them stronger and closer to you.

The first step would involve...

Best Mom Quest | Time to Science!​​

What Do?
[X] Researching Weapons
[X] Researching Costumes
[X] Write In
 
[X] researching costumes clearly. Being fabulous does take top priority
 
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