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-- Lon Chaney, Sr."A clown is funny in the circus ring, but what would be the normal reaction to opening a door at midnight and finding the same clown standing there in the moonlight?"
-- Schlock Mercenary
"My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant life form had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt."
He is there even when I'm jerking off, that is why they call it "jesus take the wheel""Even when things are at your lowest, remember that God is there for you. You are not alone, for He is with you, even at your darkest moment." - Me
- Martin Niemoeller (1892-1984)First they came for the Communists, but I was not a Communist, so I did not speak out.
Then they came for the Socialists and the trade unionists, but I was neither, so I did not speak out.
Then they came for the Jews, but I was not a Jew, so I did not speak out.
And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.
- The Blessings of SheogorathFor Our Lord Sheogorath, without Whom all Thought would be linear and all Feeling would be fleeting.
Blessed are the Madmen, for they hold the keys to secret knowledge.
Blessed are the Phobic, always wary of that which would do them harm.
Blessed are the Obsessed, for their courses are clear.
Blessed are the Addicts, may they quench the thirst that never ebbs.
Blessed are the Murderous, for they have found beauty in the grotesque.
Blessed are the Firelovers, for their hearts are always warm.
Blessed are the Artists, for in their hands the impossible is made real.
Blessed are the Musicians, for in their ears they hear the music of the soul.
Blessed are the Sleepless, as they bask in wakeful dreaming.
Blessed are the Paranoid, ever-watchful for our enemies.
Blessed are the Visionaries, for their eyes see what might be.
Blessed are the Painlovers, for in their suffering, we grow stronger.
Blessed is the Madgod, who tricks us when we are foolish, punishes us when we are wrong, tortures us when we are unmindful, and loves us in our imperfection.
- Corwin of Amber, on his brother Benedict"I fear Benedict. He is the Master of Arms for Amber. Can you conceive of a millennium? A thousand years? Several of them? Can you understand a man who, for almost every day of a lifetime like that, has spent some time dwelling with weapons, tactics, strategy? All that there is of military science thunders in his head. He has often journeyed from shadow to shadow, witnessing variation after variation on the same battle, with but slightly altered circumstances, in order to test his theories of warfare. He has commanded armies so vast that you could watch them march by day after day and see no end to the columns. Although he is inconvenienced by the loss of his arm, I would not wish to fight with him either with weapons or barehanded. It is fortunate that he has no designs upon the throne, or he would be occupying it right now. If he were, I believe that I would give up at this moment and pay him homage. I fear Benedict."
War is hell… unless your a super soldier then it's just action rpg!
"You're in a dangerous line of work, Jayne. Odds are you'll be under my knife again, often. So I want you to understand one thing very clearly:
No matter what you do or say or plot, no matter how you come down on us, I will never, ever harm you. You're on this table, you're safe... 'cause I'm your medic.
And however little we may like or trust each other, we're on the same crew. Got the same troubles, same enemies, and more than enough of both.
Now, we could circle each other and growl, sleep with one eye open, but that thought wearies me.
I don't care what you've done, I don't know what you're planning on doing, but I'm trusting you. I think you should do the same.
'Cause I don't see this working -any- -other- -way-."
- Simon's monologue to Jayne when he had him tied to the operating table.
I never read any of Salvatore's work, but I love this conversation. I love it because I've been wondering for a long time if God, Satan, and all the angels and demons are entities without, or entities within the subconscious part of the human brain: that when you pray, you are actually organizing your own subconscious mind for good or for evil (usually praying for good, because evil comes as default)."You view the gods as entities without," Montolio tried to explain. "You see them as physical beings trying to control our actions for their own ends, and thus you, in your stubborn independance, reject them. The gods are within, I say, whether one has named his own or not. You have followed Mielikki all your life, Drizzt. You merely never had a name to put on your heart."
― R.A. Salvatore, Sojourn