Giorno's DiGiorno adventure

[Kaevael of pizza delivery]

Stupid ideas and one shots with Giorno post Golden Wind and as the CEO of DiGiorno.

 

[Kaevael of pizza delivery]

AN: This is a purely joke fic. Do not take it seriously. I mean it's called Giorno's DiGiorno adventure. What do you expect from it?


Chapter one: Familiar of Zero
-xXx-

Almost everyone already got their familiars and is showing them off with excitement with the definite best, the salamander belonging to Kirche.

"Has everyone summoned their familiar already?" Asked the teacher.

"No, Louise hasn't gone yet." She says to the teacher holding back her giggle.

Louise now stepped out of the crowd and prepared herself for the summoning process. Trying to ignore the remarks of her classmates.

After her 'unique' summoning spell, an explosion happens and a dust cloud covers the area. Once the dust clears her classmates see what she managed to summon.

A figure with golden hair ending in a ponytail stands there. He's wearing a purple suit with gold accents, a heart shaped hole on the chest and two ladybug brooches attached. The familiar was holding a huge flat box on his palm.

"Here you can have some, but remember it's not delivery, it's DiGiorno. I'm Giorno Giovanna CEO of DiGiorno and Boss of Passione." He announced.

"That's your familiar? A human! I thought it was supposed to be better than my salamander!" Kirche mocked not holding back her laughter anymore.

"And who might you be? Not many people get to disrespect me like this and live. I'll of course back down if this salamander of yours is as great as you say it is." Interjected Giorno before Louise could respond.

"Show him what you can do salamander!" She yelled out and her reptile jumped to attack the target she chose.

The flame produced by it reached its target. Then a gold humanoid-like figure appeared. "No that didn't happen." The newcomer said, and the flame came back to its previous state it came back to zero.

"My turn." Giorno exclaimed. The Golden Figure dashed towards the salamander and started rapidly punching.

"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!" Both of them yelled. The barrage of punches launched the salamander into the air. During that time it's attackers struck a pose.

"You were saying?" Questioned Louise's familiar. The whole class just stood there shell shocked.

"Well Kirche?" Spoke Louise breaking the silence. But Kirche still seemed to shocked to answer.

"Thanks for this but it's incredibly cold. How am I supposed to eat it?" Asked the child that got the box from Giorno.

"Golden Experience, why didn't you remind me I need to heat it up before delivery?" He asked while shaking his head.

"You didn't ask." Responded the golden humanoid.

"Remind me next time." Giorno said while rubbing his chin.

"Yeah, I will." The figure dismissed him.

"Where were we? Ah right Kirche was your name?" The girl he spoke to managed to snap out of shock.

"You cheated! Salamanders fire clearly hit you!" She yelled.

"No it didn't." Stated Giorno's companion while wagging it's finger.

"Just admit you lost Kirche! My familiar is better than yours!" Mocked Louise.

"I can go for a round against the whole class if they want to, familiars and mages." Giorno shrugged.

"Do it then!" Shouted Kirche.

-xXx-

And that's how we ended up in an area. Why did the teacher allow this? He said it was an 'educational experience' but he probably just wanted to see the fight.

"I'll be nice, you can all attack me first." He said with a light giggle.

"Your loss idiot!" Shouted one of the children.

Everyone and their familiars attacked Giorno. Lightning, fire, water, earth all flew at him in various forms. All the attacks hit, and after nothing happened they began celebrating.

"Idiot thought he could beat us!" And similar words were said.

Then everyone was returned to their original position, same for their spells. In the middle of the arena stood Giorno unharmed.

"HAHAHAHHAHA, they never learn." The golden humanoid burst out into maniacal laughter.

"Well that was fun and all but yeah we're gonna dial it back a bit, after all we have a business to run." Said Louise's familiar. Then everything returned to a much older previous state, to before he was summoned, to zero, to the familiar of zero canon. (AN:Not apologising for that pun, never.)

-xXx-
Pov change woosh

"Hey Mista, I'm back from the first delivery." I announced.

"How did it go?" Asked Trish as she walked into the room.

"I kind of forgot to cook the pizza." I admitted embarrassed, rubbing the back of my head.

"Idiot." Said Mista. Then a phone rang. I answered it swiftly.

"I got another delivery.""Reminder: cook the pizza." Said Golden Experience.

"Thank you, very helpful." I deadpanned.

"You asked for it." It responded not amused.

-xXx-

AN: That's it for this dumb idea. I might come back to it someday but I only wrote it because of the crackheads over on the SGO discord server.

 

[Kaevael of pizza delivery]

"We did it! The summoning was a success!" Said the hooded figures.

"O brave heroes save our worl-""Your DiGiorno delivery is here." Interjected one of the four stood next to me.

"O-okay? O brave heroes save our-" He got interrupted by a pizza box being thrown at him.

"Quick or it will go cold." Said a golden humanoid that stood next to the pizza delivery guy. He is dressed weirdly for one though.

"Okay, bow hero, can you let us finish now?" His answer was a simple nod.

"O brave heroes save our world, please! We'll explain further when you get to meet our king." And with that they started going up the stairs.

We all looked to have weapons of some kind, the ones from the book and I of course got the shield fuck me.

-xXx-

"I am the king of Melromarc, Aultcray Melromarc XXXII. Heroes, name yourselfs." Said the king.

"Amaki Ren, sixteen years old, high schooler." The dude with the sword.

"I am Kitamura Motoyasu, twenty-one, and a college student." The dude with the spear.

"I'm Giorno Giovanna, fifteen, CEO of DiGiorno pizza and boss of Passione." The pizza guy with a bow.

"And lastl-""I see Ren, Motoyasu and Giovanna?" The king interrupted.

"No, no, no you're wrong, try again." The golden humanoid appeared again and wiggled it's finger at the king. Then everything went back, everyone took a step back to where they were.

"What is the meaning of this!" Yelled the king confused and angry.

"Well Golden Experience here was mad that you said my name wrong and you skipped one person, so it wanted you to try again." Explained Giorno.

"But what did it do!" Shouted the king.

"Reversed things to zero, before the introductions to give you a chance to fix your mistakes. Also when am I getting the payment for the delivery?" He asked.

"What do you mean? I'm not going to listen to the shield demon!" Hey! That's rude!

"Well you have to if you want to get out of this meeting." Shrugged Giorno.

"Guards!" The guards rushed up to the guy with the bow and pointed their spear's at him.

"Are you sure you want to do this, your highness?" Isn't he scared? They could kill him!

"If you continue with your treachery then yes." He threatened.

"Do your worst." Is he mad? At his words the king barks out a command and Giorno is pierced by the guard's spears.

"HAHHAHAHAHHA" Gold Experience erupted into mad laughter, as the blood from the floor started floating up and towards the archer's body. The spears exited his body and it was now in perfect health.

"You were right, they never learn." Said Giorno as he too began laughing. Everyone present in the room stood there in shock.

"Is it my turn?" Asked the golden humanoid.

"You can play if you want to." Responded the should be dead teenager. The golden figure then walked in front of the knight and began punching.

"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA, MUDAA!" It shouted while punching the guard rapidly leaving dents and holes in his armour. His body was flung into a wall and it left a red stain upon impact. The figure then did the same to the other guard.

Gold Experience looked the king dead in the eyes and ran stopping right before him.

"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA, MUUUUDAAAAAA!" A barrage of punches turned the king into an unrecognizable bag of flesh.
RING
RING
RING

"Excuse me, I need to answer this." Said Giorno nonchalantly.

"What do you need, Mista?"

"The fuck do you mean everything sped up?"

"Fine I'm coming back, prepare a pizza for me though."

"Sorry I'm afraid I need to live." Apologised the bow hero.

Then everything reversed.

-xXx-

AN: Guess what Mista is talking about. Also the next chapter will have part 6 spoilers. Byee!

 

[Kaevael of pizza delivery]

"Now Mista care to explain what the fuck you actually meant?" I question my number four hating subordinate.

"Look outside or at the clock!" He told me. So I did, the clock was going much faster than it should. The sun was going down even though it was rising right before.

"Gold Experience if you would." I ordered my stand.

"Yeah I'm on it." It responded before it restored everything back.

"Give me the phone I need to call someone who'll know what's happening." I ask Mista. He nods and brings me a phone.

"Speedwagon foundation what the fuck is happening? I fixed it for now but what's the source of our problem here?"

"Jotaro Kujo, huh sure I can go where he went trouble, likes to follow that old man." Let's hope he's where the trouble started, I don't want to make this go on for longer than it needs to.

"Where did you leave my pizza Mista?" Can't make a delivery without one after all.

"It's near the door." He helpfully states, a bit confusioned.

"I'll be leaving then. I have a pizza to deliver." With that I walk out and shut the door behind me.

-xXx-
Pov change woosh

"Everything's back to normal?!" Exclaimed an angry and confused Pucci.

"Did he?" Mused Jotaro to himself.

"Who? What's happening dad?!" I asked him confused. He just started laughing.

"Pucci, you sent three sons of Dio after us, but you forgot the most powerful one!" He said before returning to laughter.

"Who are you talking about?!" Demanded the Priest. "How are we even alive?" I heard one the others ask.

"That would be me." Stated a new figure that appeared at the scene. He had a weird golden hairstyle and a purple suit with a heart shaped hole on the chest. My fathers laughter only grew louder.

"Old man! Stop laughing, we need to do something we already died once!" I shouted to him.

"No need to worry now that he's here, even Pucci can't hope to beat the true son of Dio." He said smirking.

"I should probably introduce myself. Giorno Giovanna, CEO of DiGiorno, boss of Passione and son of Dio Brando." He exclaimed while posing.

"THEN WHY DID YOU STOP ME FROM ACHIEVING YOUR FATHERS GOAL?!" He yelled angrily.

"You misunderstand me. I'm here to deliver a pizza order." He pointed at the pizza box he had in his hand.

"W-w-what?" Ermes asked the question on everyone's mind.

"Well Gold Experience Requiem has a bit of a different goal in mind though." As the words left his mouth a stand appeared standing next to him.

"Before we begin the show, who wants some pizza?" The stand questioned before taking the box from Giorno and giving it to us.

"Just sit back and relax." Giorno then yawned looking quite bored with this situation.

The Golden stand then appeared in front of Enrico Pucci and unleashed a series of punches. "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAA!" Then it flew over to the space shuttle that the priest originally used to ascend to 'heaven'. And promptly picked it up and threw it at the priest landing on top and unleashing another barrage.

" MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY." It cried after it stopped it's assault.

"I apologise Mr. Kujo but Golden Experience likes to take inspiration from the story you told us about father." Giorno bowed apologetically.

"Don't worry about it, it's nice to be on the sidelines and watching, and your stand beat Dio by a lot, considering that it used a space shuttle that's quite a bit bigger than a steam roller." My father said while taking a bite out of a pizza slice.

"This is a crazy good pizza!" Exclaimed Emporio.

"Thank you, you can always order more in the future. Our company operates worldwide after all. Well this has been fun but I'm afraid I must take my leave now." He mused before walking off.

-xXx-

"Yeah this is Giorno I took care of the problem."

"Everyone is fine and you can even look over them in one of your hospitals."

"Now excuse me I got a business to run." With that I hung up.

-xXx-

AN: Done. Not sure where to go next. We'll see.

 

[Kaevael of pizza delivery]

AN: This time the chapter is a request from the SGO discord server. Hopefully it isn't shit.

-Owari no Seraph-

"THAT'S THE SECOND TRUMPET! THE KING OF SALT!" Called out a soldier from the Japanese Imperial Demon Army.

"AND I'M THE KING OF THE GREATEST FOOD OF ALL, PIZZA! Not sure which trumpet that is though?" Shouted a new voice. My eyes immediately darted in the direction it came from. I saw a figure dressed in a purple suit, the chest area of said suit had a heart shaped hole cut out of it. The stranger seemed to be posing knowing full well everyone was looking at him, in his hand was a pizza box? The label read: DiGiorno, the greatest pizza in the world.

Before anyone could question the newcomer the salt themed Seraph attacked him with a column of salt.

"Pillars of salt!" The attacker yelled exactly the same as before. The salt seemed to swallow it's target, killing it. Everyone continued looking in shock, not saying a word observing the situation unfolding. The salt floated up and moved as if time was reversed before disappearing completely.

"At DiGiorno we season our products well, no need for extra salt." To my shock the man stood unharmed dusting himself off. "Furthermore the customer may be king but attacking the delivery guy is a bad thing to do, you know?" A Golden humanoid being appeared next to the stranger and started shaking its head as if disappointed.

"Who are you? Are you with humanity or the bloodsuckers? Did God send you to smite us?!" Asked Kureto looking quite scared? No. Desperate? No. I can never tell with him.

"No my father's name was god, he was quite… egocentric you could say, at least that's what I heard. I'm Giorno Giovanna, CEO of DiGiorno and boss of Passione! And I'm here with your pizza delivery." Exclaimed Giorno. Grabbing the inside of his suit through the heart shaped hole, posing.

Guren was the first to take action, rushing at the weirdo and slicing him cleanly in half.

"Giorno, by how many points am I winning?" Asked the robot looking thing next to the dead man, as everything began reverting. Guren's feet moved in an unnatural way, like rewinded footage the blood and guts flew up from the ground and healed.

"I believe it's two hundred and thirty three at this point." The creature just erupted into laughter at the deadman's words. "Is it time now?" It questioned after calming itself. "Yeah you can do whatever, Gold Experience." Giorno shrugged.

What happened next can only be described as a slaughter. Gold Experience, was it's name apparently, dashed forward and unleashed a series of punches onto Guren while repeatedly screaming the word 'Muda'. The Lieutenant Colonel tried defending itself and slashing at the monster. But it only resulted in either it just taking the blow or rewinding it happening and dodging. After turning it's victim into a bloody pulp it picked up the cursed sword without even flinching.

It then rushed at the salt king. Gold Experience touched the ground and vines erupted from below the seraph and bound him. The vines seemed animated as they threw their capture at the floor. Right at the monster's feet as it brought down the katana multiple times turning the second trumpet into an old cutting board. It's team and a bloodsucker launched themselves at the creature roaring with anger at the loss of a friend.

The first one to fall was the one with bleached hair, he fell to his knees with a large gash across his chest. The next one was the blond bloodsucker via decapitation and cacti a particularly gruesome death. The rest followed soon after, all of their attacks meant nothing against Gold Experience's power. That ability made it unbeatable as it murdered everyone present without a hint of mercy.

Some died fighting, some tried to worship it, others just cried. But most screamed in the end. Before it could get me a voice was heard across the battlefield that made it stop.

"We need to go, something came up." Stated Giorno looking at his phone.

"Killjoy. Fine, I'll take us back." Then there was silence and everything started reverting back. People awakened from death screamed in pain. Everything went back to before the stranger showed up. But it still changed everything.

-xXx-

AN: Chapter is over now. Hope you liked it. Next one will come out at some point. Probably.

 

[Kaevael of pizza delivery]

AN: Uh chapter yay? Yeah this one spoils the ending of Persona 5. The original, not royal. And something else too but that warning is a bit lower to not spoil the chapter.

-xXx-

"Okay so the sky is red and there are reports of a giant robot monster thing in japan?" I summarise what Trish told me. Jesus everyday something else comes up. A mafia boss, megalomaniac priest and now this.

"Yeah, specifically in Shibuya." She said while rubbing her eyes, a sign of tiredness.

"Go take a break, I'll deal with it, you look tired." Time to put on the serious suit. And then head over to fix the problem I guess. But suit first. Fashion above action.

-xXx-
Pov change woosh

Yaldabaoth the god of control, the holy grail, the master of Mementos. Our enemy.

"Your shiny new form means nothing to us!" I shouted at the evil god. We all used our personas, firing off all types of attacks. Elemental, physical and debuffs. None of them had any impact. The false god stood unharmed. Shit.

"You truly are insolent beings! I present to you the deadly sins of Lust, Vanity, Gluttony, Wrath, Greed, Envy and Pride!" It's voice thundered as new limbs sprouted out of him each holding a different weapon. A gun, A bell, a sword and a book. All of them fired dark red and black beams, colliding to create a sphere. Out of the sphere a stronger laser appeared and brought us all to our knees.

Everyone was growing more and more desperate as our chances at winning became slimmer and slimmer. Then a new figure joined us on the platform, no one noticing when it got there including Yaldabaoth.

"So, you've been causing all this then?" Everything seemed to stop as I looked in the direction of the voice. I saw a man standing there alone wearing a black suit. He seemed to be posing, knowing he'll catch attention.

"Yes, and who might you be, human?" It sounded intrigued.

"I am Giorno Giovanna, CEO of DiGiorno, Boss of Passione and I have a dream, to make the best pizza company in the multiverse, product and delivery!" He exclaimed, striking a new pose.

"You shall fall too then." It charged the same attack that obliterated us.

"Watch out!" I shouted. He just stood there and summoned his persona? It has to be a persona right? It doesn't look like one though. Far to small and humanoid?

The beam fired and hit it's target turning it to paste. Right as the false god was about to say something the paste started floating back up, forming a body again. Like it reversed the process and restored the original.

"Okay I don't have time to deal with this shit. Gold Experience call Johnny. If he complains, tell him it's world ending levels." Giorno ordered, looking quite tired.

SPOILER WARNING FOR PART 7 OF JOJO! For degenerates that didn't read it.

"Fine… Hey Johnny?... Yeah boss needs you…. Apparently he doesn't have the time to let me play…. I know you are busy but the bossman said it's world ending…. I know that means nothing to him…. Just fucking come brat!" With that the persona ended the call. It disappeared for a moment and then reappeared with a man on a horse. The man was dressed in blue jockey clothing.

"I got him, it took a long time because he wanted his horse, not the one I made. Problematic brat." The persona said, practically spitting venom near the end, giving the newcomer a shady look. This is one weird Persona I wonder what historical figure it was. Also what is the new guy supposed to do with his horse?

"Ah Johnny it's great you're here, shoot that fuck." Giorno spoke with a smile on his face.

"Don't know why the fuck you needed me but fine." Johnny sighed as he moved back with his horse.

"Look at it! It's huge. I don't have time to beat the shit out of that." He exclaimed using gesture's to get his point across.

"Yeah yeah. And those are?" He pointed at us. Giorno just looked puzzled and shrugged.

"I am Harem Fucker 248, leader of the phantom thieves." I introduced myself.

"Oh yeah I heard about you! What are you doing here?" The CEO asked curiously.

"Fighting Yaldabaoth." I muttered with embarrassment at our current situation.

"Brave of you. I'll talk to you after this is done. Leave the rest to us." He reassured me with a kind smile and patted my head.

"Are you ready to blast that thing yet Johnny?" He asked as he left my side.

"You know perfectly well it's not that simple. And yes I am ready, boss." The jockey responded, annoyance showing in his voice.

"Go for it then." The persona quipped, joining the conversation.

The horse began a gallop with equal speed all the way through, the rider pointed a finger at the holy grail and a pink persona appeared behind him. Both him and the horse were enveloped by a blue spring-like thing.

"Chuminii, chuminii!" Johnny's persona made a weird noise. A small cyclone started forming at the fingertip, it started turning golden and then flew off at Yaldabaoth.

"What could a puny projectile like that accomplish?" It mocked, planning to take the shot head on. The shot impacted. It's receiver became surrounded by the same blue spring. Then it's body started unwinding. Spinning downwards and sinking into the ground.

"HOW? I AM SUPERIOR I WAS SUPPOSED TO CONTROL HUMANITY! THIS CAN'T BE HAPP-" The pathetic false gods voice became muffled as he sunk into the earth.

"Thank you Johnny. Gold Experience take him back." Giorno calmly stated while we stared in shock. At both the ground and the strangers. Everything started turning back to normal. We soon found ourselves in the middle of the street in civilian clothing. With Giorno next to us clothed in the same black suit.

"Do you all know a place where we could talk?" He said, breaking us out of shock.

"Y-yeah just follow us." Makoto said, beginning the walk to Leblanc.

"Just name the location walking is for peasants." He laughed lightly, breaking his snobbish manner of speech.

"Cafe Leblanc." I answered swiftly, interested as to where this was headed.

"Gold Experience if you would." Giorno asked nonchalantly.

"I got it." The Persona? responded. How is it in the real world? Before I could blink we were at our destination.

"How?" Questioned Makoto.

"My stand. You all saw it before right?" Now he looked confused.

"Wait, that wasn't a persona?" Asked Ryuji.

"No, what's that?" How did he get to yaldabaoth then?

"Let's just talk inside." Interrupted Ann.

-xXx-

"So your stand is something completely different from a persona. Both you and that guy that was riding a horse have them. You can use them in the real world." Futaba went through what we talked about again.

"Yes. Now I'd like to give you a job offer. A position in my company." He said in a serious tone.

-xXx-

AN: Next chapter explains the Johnny situation. Hope you liked this one. And yes the next one will be in the past. But that will come out after my about two week break. See you all later.

 

[Kaevael of pizza delivery]

AN: Guess who's back. Back again. Yeah anyways here's the spoiler heavy chapter about how Giorno employed Gyro and Johnny.

-xXx-

"Hey Johnny. I just thought of a song… I just made it up. Lyrics and tune, both written by Gyro Zeppeli. You wanna hear it? I'll sing it to you if you want." I asked my student.

"You seem pretty nonchalant about all of this." He answered, angering me.

"What? You wanna hear it or not? I'm not gonna sing it twice, you know." I told him with complete seriousness you can always expect from me.

"Then I wanna hear it." After a moment of consideration he responded. Curiosity got to him. Not surprising considering it's a song made by a great mind, me!

"All right then, fine. The title of the song is 'The cheese song'. Ah-hem. Here I go." I cleared my throat, Johnny was looking at me filled with anticipation.

"Pizza mozzarella~ Pizza mozzarella~ Rella rella rella rella rella rella~." I sang in a beautiful voice.

"And that's how it goes! What do you think? The second verse repeats with gorgonzola. Zola zola zola zola zola~." I finished and questioned. Only to be met with silence. He's probably just stunned at it's beauty.

"So? Whaddya think?" I pushed again hoping to get him out of his trance.

"It's great Gyro! I really like it!" Johnny exclaimed, to my glee.

"REALLY?" I yelled with a look of happy shock on my face.

"Ah… Oh man, it's great! It's awesome! This is insane! It gets stuck in your head so easily, especially the 'rella rella' part. It's like... a masterpiece! I can't get it out of my mind! It'll definitely be a hit in Europe!" He further explained his thoughts, only widening my smile.

"REALLY?! YOU THINK SO?! That's what I've been secretly thinking, too! Can you write it out on a score sheet?" I confessed my true thoughts to my first fan.

"I don't think there is a need to even do that! It's stuck in my head and won't leave!" Shouted a new voice. I immediately put my hand on one of my trusted weapons and prepared to attack. Johnny already aimed his finger at the intruder.

"Who are you and what do you want?" Asked Johnny in a serious voice.

"I am Giorno Giovanna! Stand user, CEO of DiGiorno, Boss of Passione and most importantly Lover of all things pizza!" The stranger exclaimed, showing his stand.

"And I want to… Hire you!" He added after his dramatic pose.

"What?" Johnny and I said in unison, quite flabbergasted.

"I wish to hire you to my company. Your love of pizza is undeniable after all." He continued as if what he said was any clearer.

"We are kinda busy with a race right now also what is the trick here?" I told Giorno I think he was, while eyeing up his stand.

"Oh. In that case, sing your beautiful song again if you want to talk to me or you get in trouble. I'll only come once though. I'm a busy man after all. See you all later!" He waved as adieu and disappeared.

"That was bizarre." Johnny summarized our experience really well.

"Yes it was."

-xXx-

"I admit my defeat. But I offer you a deal, Johnny Joestar. You shoot me once more with your infinite rotation and I'll bring back Gyro and vow to not hurt you after. My goal is only to obtain the corpse parts for the sake of my country." The President of the United States of America said.

"How can I believe? I want to trust that your actions are just and I want to see Gyro again but how can I trust you? Prove it to me! The fact that you are a good person!" I shouted. He threw me a spray can.

"That can belonged to Hot Pants. With the corpse leaving Lucy's body she will die. I also left Stephen Steel alive because I promised that to her. I keep my promises." Funny Valentine vowed.

"I believe you. But I want you to do one last thing to prove that you truly mean your words. That gun, you carried on you and killed Gyro with. You used all of it's bullets. Just grab it and I promise to shoot you with the infinite rotation." I told him as I tossed down the pistol. He grabbed it and then used his stand to pull out a copy filled with ammo. Shooting at me with all of the bullets. I responded with a volley of my own nails barely dodging his attack. My final nail hit his forehead killing him.

"Johnny, remember all the good times we had? The race, my jokes and that weird pizza guy. Goodbye Johnny and don't tell anyone my real name, okay?" With that Gyro's spirit left.

I collapsed to the floor due to my injuries and exhaustion. I layed there on the ground recalling everything we went through together. Then something that was once stuck in my head came back to me.

"Pizza cough mozzarella~ Pizza mozzarella cough~ Rella rella cough rella rella rella rella~" I sang coughing blood throughout my version of the song.

"You're done with the race thing…." A new voice asked and stopped when it inspected the scene.

"Ah… It's the ``got in trouble option huh?" Giorno Giovanna continued as he walked around looking at the result of our battle.

"You actually showed up?" I questioned and started laughing which in turn hurt my lungs and caused my cough to act up.

"I said I would, didn't I? Now to clean up this mess. I don't want to lose valuable employees after all." His stand appeared and I felt the blood from my cough go back in its place. After it I began feeling better and better as my position reversed. Then I saw Gyro's stand off against the president again both with a shocked look on their face.

"Oi Goldilocks, did you kill my employee here earlier?" Giorno asked Funny Valentine. He looked at me and I nodded.

"Well kill him then Johnny after that we can discuss details of your work position." He told me nonchalantly with a waiting look.

"What do you mean kill him?" I asked, confused as hell.

"Fine I'll do it myself then. Gold Experience if you wouldn't mind?" His stand shook its head and started slowly and menacingly approaching its target.

"You're gonna open that wall or do you want to do this the hard way?" It asked the President.

"I'm not wasting my chance at living!" He exclaimed, pulling out his pistol and firing at Giorno. Before they could even reach their target they flew back into the barrel then everything reverted even further. Before love train when the president only had D4C.

Then only screams and desperate attempts at negotiation with increasing loudness of the yelps and monetary worth of the offers. Then the stand came back with bloodied hands.

"Now that we have cleaned up a bit let us discuss business." Giorno said as his stand created chairs and a table out of vines. He sat down on one side and on the opposite side were two empty chairs for us.

"Okay what do you have in mind?" Questioned Gyro hopping off his horse and sitting down in one of the chairs. I did the same.

"Well first off…"

-xXx-

"Pizza mozzarella~ Pizza mozzarella~ Rella rella rella rella rella rella~." I sang in a beautiful voice while rotating pizza dough in the air.

"Say whatever you want Johnny but he did offer us a great deal even without you know, bringing me back to life." I said to him, placing the perfectly round dough on the floured counter.

"Yeah but getting called in to deal with some annoying ass fucking god gets old quickly." Answered my student. I might have taught him the lessons of spin but now it's time for the art of pizza making.

"Customers want One White one Meat lovers, cappuccino and sparkling water." Mista recited the order to us. I quickly covered the two plain pizzas with the correct toppings and Johnny made the cappuccino.

"Yeah I have it ready. Can you take it to them?" I informed Mista.

"I refuse to carry four things!"

-xXx-

AN: How the rest goes is in one of my other fics obviously. Up next? Pizza time.

 

[Kaevael of pizza delivery]

AN: Weeb begone. Kidding. Anyways this chapter is taking place in a memorable movie scene. Hope you like it!

-xXx-

"Peter! You're late again! You know I like you but you know how important the thirty minute guarantee is!" My boss scolded me.

"I'm sorry Mr. Giovanna but there was a disturbance." I told him as we hurried inside the restaurant.

"We started DiGiorno restaurants to prove our fresh pizza is the best just like the frozen one. And we began deliveries to do the same but in this field! The thirty minute guarantee helps us prove that in a non objective way! You have seven minutes to deliver these, if you don't make it I'm afraid I'll have to fire you." He handed me a stack of boxes and waved me off.

-xXx-
Pov change woosh

"Gold experience, trail him and show me life footage." I ordered my stand. Thankfully no one sees it here and giving it a small professional stream type camera was one of my greatest ideas ever.

As for Peter. Well I have good plans for him. Ones that help not only him but everyone. Oh and more pizza, that is the best part. Once you get the best cooks, delivery personnel become the most important.

-xXx-
Pov change woosh

I rode my mini motor bike through the city traffic weaving between taxis and other cars. My trouble started when it wasn't a straight road anymore. Cars flooded from the various turns and cross sections making me almost hit a taxi with one of my wheels.

I kept up my determination and dodged all the cars moving or not my danger sense being a lot of help in the near crashes. Everything went wrong as one of the taxi doors opened. Making me scrape a black vans side.

"Watch out asshole!" Came a shout in a deep new yorkian accent from behind. Most likely the vans driver. I decided to give up my mode of transport when I was nearly hit by a bus. I drive to the side and hide in an alley to put on my suit. Spiderman delivers pizza. I already see the daily bugle headline.

As I sling from block to block pizza boxes in one hand I spot children running onto a street after a ball. What they don't see is a speeding truck. I throw the pizza in the air and swoop in to save them barely snatching them at the last second. Putting them down on the sidewalk.

"No playing in the streets, kids!" I told them.

"Yes Mr. Spiderman." They responded and saluted. Satisfied with that answer I jumped and slung away to my pizza. It layed on a nearby roof with someone trying to get it. I grabbed the boxes and the slice in his hands with my web. I put the slice back in with the rest and spotted my destination.

I jumped into a janitor's closet through a window and changed back into my casual clothes. I open the door only for all the brooms to fall out. After a short struggle I shut the door and walk away. Stupid brooms.

"Pizza time." I say as I put the pizza boxes on the reception counter with a smile on my face. The woman behind it looks at the clock which shows I was a minute late.

"You're late. I'm not paying for that." She exclaimed in an annoying voice. I keep up my smile as I unpack them and start leaving. Another job lost, awesome. Then everything reverses and I'm at the restaurant again.

"Now go again as spiderman. You have seven minutes, we'll talk later." Mr. Giovanna told me. I'm not one to look a gift horse in its mouth especially after what just happened so I depart immediately. This time I don't have to stop and save the children, who still remember what happened from last time around. I landed in front of the building that was my target destination. I quickly change and take the elevator up.

"Pizza time." I say with a wide smile as I put down the pizza boxes. The woman once again looks at the clock and this time it shows I'm two minutes early. She hands me the payment and I leave. I sling back to the restaurant once more in my costume. I go inside as Peter and give my boss the payment.

"We really need to start taking the payment online. Anyway, let's go to my office, shall we?" He pocketed the money and walked me through the back into a nice looking office.

"I'll be frank with you Peter. If you drop the whole identity show you put on we could work a lot better together. I propose this: Spiderman delivery. It shows Spiderman needs to work for his bills like everyone else. Good PR with everyone and J. Jonah might stop calling you a criminal." He proposed gesturing to get his points across.

"It will obviously be positive for my restaurant but for you too! You won't get fired for being late again. Because you can swoop in for the pizza and deliver it completely ignoring traffic. At worst you'll get a: I'm walkin here! If you go in through the sidewalk, not through the window." He continued.

"I of course accept sir. But how did you do that earlier?" I asked happy but curious and confused.

"Well I have my ways. I saw her acting like frankly speaking… a bitch. And you're a good kid so I wanted to give you a second chance. I'm glad we made this deal Peter. Errr Spiderman." He corrected himself and extended a hand towards me. I grabbed and shook it.

-xXx-

AN: And we are done! Hope you enjoyed this chapter! Review, follow, favourite or don't!

 

[Kaevael of pizza delivery]

AN: Heavy spoilers for Invincible. With that out of the way. Enjoy the show.

-xXx-

"Had enough yet?" Asked my father, taking me out of the snow from the avalanche he caused.

"I'll… stop you." I told him as I felt blood run down my check, staining the snow as it fell down.

"I'm ready when you are!" He exclaimed as he punched me, sending me flying further up the mountain top.

"You are doing this for nothing. Being a part of the empire will make earth better than it ever was." He said as he landed near the crater made from my fall.

"And what if they resist?" I asked as I lifted my face off the ground.

"That's why we're here. To keep them from resisting. To show them how wrong they are, how pointless it is. That they can be a part of something bigger, or die." He stated as if it was nothing.

"I won't let you." I showed my disapproval and lifted my guard. The response I received was a punch to the face.

"You wanna die for this planet? Fine! What's seventeen more years? I can always start again. Make another kid." He answered, pummeling me further and breaking my teeth. He suddenly stopped as his fist wavered from another punch. He stayed still for a few seconds.

"Dammit!" He swore as he lay down next to me, looking at the sky. I began struggling to breath with all the blood in my lungs.

"Why did you make me do this? You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! THINK, MARK THINK! You'll outlast every fragile insignificant being on this planet. You'll live to see this world crumble to dust and blow away! Everyone and everything you know will be gone! What will you have after 500 years?" He lectured me with an evershifting expression and gestures.

"You, dad. I'll still have you…" I shed a tear. He grew saddened at my words, looking at his bloodied hands.

"Dad?" I questioned. The only answer I got was him just flying away. To God knows where.

"I have a delivery for one, Omniman?" A new voice asked. The figure approached me and stared at the sky, presumably spotting my father flying off.

"No no no, someone has to pay for this." He said, shaking his head. I felt the blood from my cough re enter my body. My father landed beside me. Everything that happened before happened again. But in reverse. I was brutally beaten, submerged in water, and split a cruise liner in half. Then I flew back into the metro station. The train grew back, the people inside doing the same. This time the picture felt even more disturbing for some reason. I ripped through the city again, flew next to the jets and then we were back where it started.

"Are you uh, mr. Omniman?" The golden haired stranger questioned.

"Yes and you are?" Dad asked with a confused look.

"I'm Giorno Giovanna. I have a pizza delivery here, the total is 5 dollars, and it was ordered by an 'Omniman', or you I suppose." He announced pointing at the pizza box he was holding. Father slowly started flying towards him.

"Oho, are you approaching me to receive your order and give me the payment?" Giorno widened his stance. How is he flying?

"No, I'm coming closer to politely ask who the hell you are and how you did what you did." His pace increased as he raised an arm to attack.

"Then come as close as you like!" Responded the crazy pizza delivery guy. Omniman threw a punch at his face, but it was blocked right before hitting. The person who blocked it was a robot-like humanoid that appeared out of thin air.

"That's all you got?" It asked as it threw its own punch. This one sent my father flying. I saw the shock in his eyes as the fist impacted his cheek.

-xXx-

"Cecil what the hell was that? And who the fuck is the guy and thing beating my husband?" Questioned Deborah.

"I have no idea! Jets turn back, we both know you won't do anything." I ordered the pilots who were alive again.

"What are we going to do about this?" She shouted confused.

"We just wait and see what happens." I answered honestly, we already couldn't beat Omniman. This might be a god send for us.

-xXx-

I soared through the air towards where my unhappy customer flew. Oh there he is. And he's even on his feet. Good, I needed some entertainment.

"We're gonna fight or what? Here you can get a free shot." I offered to the already angered man? Viltrumite. This seemed to enrage him as he shot towards me punching me in the side of the head. I of course don't even flinch. This is kinda weak after all. I tanked an mother fucking infinite rotation shot from tusk when we were fucking around. Omniman has nothing on infinity I'm afraid.

"Want to try again or will you just take the fucking pizza?" I questioned with a smirk.

"AAARGH!" He roared as he started chaining punches one after another. Damn this guy is slow. I'll show him the Golden Experience then I suppose.

"Too little cheese and sauce. Overall weak taste. How about I'll show you how it's done. PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA PIZA, PIZZA!" I unleashed a barrage of punches and kicks trying out the new cry. Oh and he looks pretty bloody too I guess.

"What was all of this for? If you only paid for the pizza and respected the delivery man nothing would have happened." I explained to him. I looked down at his wrecked body laying in pain on the ground.

"Was this worth the five dollars? Think, customer, think! A little respect can take you very far." I lectured him as I decided to add a couple more kicks in for good measure. Oh shit the pizza. I flew back to Giorno, took it from his hand and returned.

"Enjoy your meal, sir." I decked him with the box right in the forehead. It tore through the air like a fucking frisbee. My work here is done.

-xXx-

AN: And cut. That was the actual ending of Invincible by the way. Kidding. Review, follow, favourite or don't. See you in the next one.

 

[Kaevael of pizza delivery]

AN: This chapter was written to stop cambrians' streak. It is 2: 30 am. Keep that in mind and enjoy.

-xXx-

On the desk lay multiple cutouts of newspaper articles. One of them reads: Spiderman, an honest worker like the rest of us. The cover shows a picture of the super hero swinging towards a window, pizza box in hand and a DiGiorno brand hat on his head.

There was one other unique article there as well. The title: The great rewind, scientific mystery? The cover was just a photo of the date and time that event happened. There were some theories on what happened but nothing concrete. This whole thing is such a headache. I lit up a cigar and sat down.

"Dammit! Was I really wrong about Spiderman?" I asked myself. A phone ring stopped my contemplation.

"Who is it?!" I questioned my secretary.

"The CEO of DiGiorno." She responded with a serious look. I understood what this call could mean and answered the phone.

"Hello, am I speaking to John Johan Jameson of the Daily Bugle?" A young male voice asked me.

"Yes, what do you want?" I questioned him. I don't have all day, I have a newspaper to run!

"I Giorno Giovanna, have a proposal." He bagan only to be interrupted by someone entering my office.

"Wait a second." I told him as I put down the phone. And stared daggers into the intruder.

"Sir, we need a front page." Told me an employee.

"A picture of spiderman with the caption: Criminal or Citizen, why the mask. Now leave!" I yelled.

"I'm sorry, can you continue?" I asked the man on the phone.

"Yes. I offer exclusive pictures as well as an interview with both me and Spiderman. In return I expect you to stop calling him a menace and criminal, with payment for the exclusiveness of course." He told me.

"Bah! Why should I accept?!" I questioned.

"Because we won't sue you for defamation and slander, wait it's libel in the case of the press. Listen, I like you and am giving you a good opportunity, no need to pass it up." He threatened. If Spiderman has a successful company ready to pay the court bills he can easily win a trail.

"I accept, when and where will this take place?" I gave in. It wasn't a bad offer and we can't afford to refuse it.

"Does 4 pm at your office tomorrow sound good?" How considerate of him to ask.

"Yes it does." I said as I heard the call end.

"Dammit!" I yelled in frustration.

"How did it go?" My secretary asked.

"We'll get pictures and an interview." I told her.

"That's great! Why are you so upset?"

"Because I was wrong. And he threatened to sue us for defamation and libel. Which didn't help either." I confessed.

"Don't lie to yourself, you knew he wasn't a criminal." She accused me as she left. I took a deep puff of my cigar and tried to relax. My attempt was unfortunately stopped by a phone call.

"Your wife." She said before I could ask.

"What is it?" I questioned her.

"Can we get caviar for Susan's birthday party?" She asked.

"No! She isn't the damn president of the United States of America to eat food like that! Just get pizza!" I shouted at the phone.

"... From DiGiorno?" She spoke after a moment of silence.

"...The caviar is fine!" I resigned.

"Love you honey." She hung up.

-xXx-
Pov change woosh

"I'll answer most of the questions, but you'll unavoidably have to do at least some. So, don't mess up okay?" My boss explained to me. His words filled me with both relief and dread, overall doing a poor job of calming me down.

"Okay." I responded as we exited the car. We entered Daily Bugle and made our way straight to J Jonah's office.

"Good morning Mr. Jameson. I brought a gift." Greeted him Giorno as we entered, laying down a fresh pizza box on the desk.

"Morning." I mimicked, trying to be polite.

"Welcome, let's begin the interview then!" He shouted as he put down some paper he was reading, cigar still in his mouth.

"The first question that comes to mind is: how did you come to work as a pizza delivery person at DiGiorno." He started immediately.

"Well I know that even heroes must work, like everyone else and considering his unique skill set I decided to extend an offer." Explained my employer, looking at me to continue.

"And well I love pizza so I accepted the position being in a tight financial spot and all. Delivering allows me to help people on the way as well as meet some of them during later deliveries. Nothing warms my heart more than the smile of a child I take a picture with." I continued speaking only the truth, I'm a terrible liar.

"Great! Do you think what you're doing is taking jobs away from policemen and such?" He's trying to make me mess up isn't he, well I'm not letting that happen.

"No, I don't think so. Because of the traffic and other things police can't always make it to the scene fast enough. I take action and leave them or hand them over to the police. Without them I couldn't do so. They are the ones that can arrest and such. I'm just trying to stop as much suffering as possible." I exclaimed, defending my honour.

"Now one of the most important and pressing questions: Why wear the mask?" He pressed further and further with each one of these questions. The vulture wasn't even this bad! The press truly is something else entirely.

"I do so because I like my privacy, and to protect my loved ones from harm caused by villains in an attempt at revenge." I confessed my tone equally serious as before, but slightly sadder at the thought of losing any family member.

"Aren't you worried your boss will be targeted then?" He questioned.

"No need to be worried about that. I'm very safe." Giorno responded swiftly.

"Very well. How old are you?" That's weirdly personal.

"I'm in my twenties." I said.

"Have you ever broken a law?"

"I don't believe so." I answered. He's phone rang and he picked it up.

"What do you mean I can't!... That's bullshit!... Fine!" At this point he hang up.

"Thank you for the interview but that's all we have time for today." He told us.

"The pleasure was ours. Goodbye." My boss stood up.

"Cya." I said as I went after Giorno.

"You did better than I thought you would, hardly let me talk." He complimented.

"Sorry?" I apologised for butting it so much.

"Don't worry about it. It's actually better that you were the one to speak."

-xXx-

AN: That's it for this chapter. In which Spiderman works on his PR. Hope you enjoyed. Review, favourite, follow or don't.

 

[prussian-granadier]

You need at least one story that ends with him saying the one liner "it's not delivery, it's Digionro's"

 

[Kaevael of pizza delivery]

AN: Speed? I am speed. Kachow. This message is meant for someone who will understand it. Ignore it if you so please.

A new chapter of DiGiorno for a quick break from the harder to write stuff, hope you enjoy!

-xXx-

We ran towards the roof fleeing from the monsters that were once our classmates. I smacked one away with my baseball bat that was now covered in blood from these creatures. Our former friends started attacking us, with their eyes completely white and their skin coloured a sickly grey as if they already started decomposing.

I rush towards the stairs that lead even higher seeing the lack of these freaks over there. I knock one of them off the railing with a good shoulder ram. Waiting at the top of the stairs I turned around to see my Hisashi right behind me struggling to climb with his injury. I helped him out while Rei decided to turn around and try to fight off one of the attackers.

"Hisashi, are you okay?" I asked my friend and received a weak nod in response.

"Idiot!" I called Rei as I saw she attacked her opponent with a jab to the gut.

The wound or stick in it's stomach didn't slow it down even a little. The monster grabbed the broomstick handle that was used to skewer it and flung it to the side, pinning Rei against the wall. Suddenly I felt my baseball bat get yanked out of my grip. The cause of this was Hisashi who grabbed it and rushed forward in an attempt to save his girlfriend.

His swing smashed the creature's head into the wall, it's body falling to the ground limp. Her eyes lit up while looking at her saviour in glee at his actions.

"You saw that Rei? You need to smash their skull in if you want to stop them!" He advised Rei. Hisashi's words fell on deaf ears as his girlfriend was still awestruck.

"Rei, Hisashi hurry!" I yelled to them trying to focus on getting us to relative safety. Before they started making their way up he kicked one of those freaks down the stairs, it's brain splattering on the ground as the back of it's skull shattered.

I used the time they took getting up to look at our surroundings a little more calmly. Those monsters were everywhere stumbling through the area aimlessly. Some of them were feasting on a corpse while others were roaming the area looking for their next victim.

When I turned my attention back to my companions I saw Hisashi sitting on the floor, puking blood. I ran over there as I saw him look at me with an expression I could best describe as a begging one.

"Takashi… I want to stay me till the end… So please, kill me before I turn into one of those things." I saw tears welling up in his eyes as he asked me to fulfill what would be his last wish. Steeling my resolve I walked forward and tightened my grip on the bat, preparing for what I was about to do.

It only took one swing. I moved to guard the stair as I let Rei grieve in silence. As I knocked off the approaching monsters I could hear a faint crying behind me. I immediately returned as the crying turned to screams. The dead Hisashi was trying to attack Rei. So it affects dead people too? Or did I fail?

I managed to stop the creature from biting its former girlfriend with a kick to the head. To save Rei the sight of his crushed head I decided to throw him off the railing instead. Rei stared at me in shock of what happened, seemingly unable to accept the fact of what her boyfriend turned into. After a moment of thought I decided to hand her my phone.

"Here, try seeing if your dad will answer." I told her in an attempt to cheer her up. She took it with speed that made me flinch from surprise. She dialed in the number and waited.

"It connected!" She exclaimed happily.

"Dad! Dad it's me, we're at the school roof! Dad, can you hear me?! No signal? He didn't even recognize me…" She started crying when the call ended. At least it's good to hear he's alive.

"We need to get moving. We won't last long here, we need food and water." I told Rei as I started heading down the stairs.

"Where do we go then?" She asked me as we ran through the horde situated on the roof.

"First we should get out of the school!" I kicked open the door leading to the stairwell. We sprinted all the way down. Then a scream resounded through the halls. It was a cry for help. Rei and I both burst into action running to the voices location.

BRRRRRRRR

When we arrived we saw Saya killing one of the freaks with a drill. Sadly the noises attracted some attention from the monsters.

"We'll take the left." I announced as me and Rei started fighting the creatures with as much efficiency as we could. Rei learned her lesson and aimed exclusively for their heads.

Saeko was cleaning out the right side by herself with her bokken. Moving with a grace resembling one of a swan… no a gazelle. (AN: No one will get this reference 100% guaranteed)

We were starting to get overwhelmed by the sheer amount of these freaks, thankfully everyone seemed ready to move.

"To the teachers lounge! We can get keys to the bus from there!" Yelled Saeko as she began running through the undead filled halls. We had no other obvious choice, so we just followed her lead hoping she knows what she's doing.

Our trip there was as uneventful as a movie like apocalypse scenario could be. A few of the monsters trying to attack us, but nothing noteworthy.

We kicked open the door to the teachers lounge and managed to find what we were looking for. Well it was Shizuka that found it, she was the only one who knew which was the correct set of keys after all.

"Now what?" Questioned Kouta.

"We have the keys, now we need the bus, duh." Answered an annoyed Saya.

"Which is parked outside the school…" Added Shizuka.

"The place filled with those things!?" Kouta shouted, realising the danger this plan will put us in.

"We don't exactly have any better options." I said.

"We have to make it to that bus." Exclaimed Saeko heading for the exit. That's one way to force a plan through.

The parking was exactly like Kouta described it… packed full of those creatures. We didn't have enough room to squeeze through them so I decided to improvise. I picked up a rock from the ground and threw it at a car, smashing the window and activating it's alarm.

"What are you doing?!" Rei questioned angrily.

"Making it so we can pass, now go!" I started sprinting towards the bus. Only to see a car driving through the parking lot, swirling as if someone was struggling to control it.

"How do you drive these!?" A voice yelled from inside it. I jumped back barely dodging the car as it drove right into a few other cars, causing all of the alarms to go off. This is an issue because we are right in between those cars and the one I set off earlier.

I could only watch in horror as the horde rapidly approached us. As I tightened the grip on my bat, ready to defend the rest, a limousine drifted in smashing the freaks away. It's door opened and a blond teen dressed in a purple suit exited it.

"Your delivery is here." He exclaimed and presented the pizza box in his hand. Everyone just stared at him confused. The silence was only broken by one of the creatures slamming itself onto the hood of the car.

"Gold Experience, clean them up." He whispered. Behind him appeared a golden robot-like thing. It placed it's palm onto the ground and golden energy resonated through it.

Suddenly the parking was filled with a constant clicking. Like a cicada or a grasshopper but hundreds of them. We watched as a monster approached the small insect on the ground and squashed it with its hand.

To our surprise the bug jumped away soon after while the freak compacted into itself making blood go everywhere. And it wasn't the case for only one. Almost everyone of them met a similar fate. The one closest to us sprayed some of its blood onto the pizza.

"This one has a bit of extra sauce on it."

-xXx-

AN: And that will be it for this chapter! Hope you enjoyed! Review, favourite, follow or don't. The same goes for whatever you do on QQ.